I basically never do cheat days just because I’m always scared I won’t have the self control to go back to my normal intake the next day. But I hit fucking 96.8 lbs today, I just started my period and I feel like I’m dying so I’m gonna eat like a half pound of chocolate today. This is the one day of the month that chocolate really is more important than a flat stomach to me. If I gain 2 pounds by tomorrow, I’ll be really upset. But if I don’t get chocolate today, a lot of people are going to die.
?: Here is a fat boy New: Who the hell are you talking about? ?: Fat boy! New: Why? ?: How many kilograms did you gain weight? Tell me! New: What’s wrong with me? I gained only 2 kilograms ?: Have you got diabetes yet? Hahaha New: What diabetes? I ate only a little bit more ?: Oh yeah??
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Just found this translation in a fb group, so sharing it with you all❤
people who keep complaining about arsenal’s europa league/carabao cup team being bad can shut up because you know damn well that that’s not the first team and it’s basically our youngsters playing (out of position, btw) with older footballers who can’t get into the first team anymore