me ur dad

i’d like to know where any of the “gabriel reyes is the boss from hell” stuff spawns from because have you listened to his actual voicelines? yeah he sounds kinda rough but like 1/3 of his lines are dead guy puns and one is him purring “haven’t i… killed you somewhere before?” like its the worlds best pickup line. gabriel seems like the kinda boss that lets you stop by a pizza place on the way back as long as you get extra breadsticks. he seems like the kinda boss that’ll let you skirt around the deadline bc he knows you’re exhausted and nobody ever turns anything in on time around this place anyways. made the blackwatch uniforms armor and whatever the hell else you wanna wear, he doesn’t give a damn.

JACK is the one with the “you didn’t make the cut” and the “thats SIR to you” lines like ???? how yall always getting this backwards

hi i will never get over that picture of anthony rosenthal and christian borle meeting at the rotten stage door a year before falsettos goodbye

i’ve been feeling rly :/ about my sexuality lately? and i know ive said for like 4 years that im pansexual but tbh i think im a lesbian

black sails season one

flint: I love all members of my crew equally……..hal gates…..[reading off smudged piece of paper] willy…..bonabee…..barly something or other…

gates: billy bones?

flint: please stop saying nonsense words hal I’m trying to concentrate…….bolly…..mandabee……who the fuck is that tall one

anonymous asked:

Yo this is America and i would like to ask Sealand something: how's episode 1 of kontalia going? P.S. I just found out where the "ask box" is.

This is harassment! (And omg you’re so old I’ve taught you how to do this like a bajillion times)-Sealand (Jay)




LWD & SKOP Challenge — Day 3: Favourite scene that left a mark on you

“Because the love friends give you isn’t even comparable to the love you give yourself. Do you love who you are Luna Hale?”
She nods vigorously. “Yes.”
“Then you’re the queen of your own galaxy.”

okay but imagine Jensen in his big, leather dad chair that’s super comfy and perfectly formed to his body bc he uses it so much, and it’s like self heated and even self messages and everything. and he’s reclining in it with his hands tucked behind his head and his dogs are snuggled in his lap and the tv volume is on low and he’s lulling into a nice, quiet sleep and he’s happy and comfy and warm and in his own home with his family :’)

Imagine Jimin Sneaking You Out
  • jimin: babe watch ur step
  • jimin: oh my god, we shouldn't be doing this
  • jimin: maybe i should take you back
  • jimin: i fEEL LIKE A REBEL!!!
  • jimin: u should really be in bed omg
  • jimin: what if u get tired at school
  • jimin: oh god ur parents are gonna kill me
  • jimin: does ur dad have a gun???