me & my dumb life

Noticed a trend in the past couple of anons that I answered here on my blog: 

You’re so homophobic” 

Me: “How??? WHY??? REASONS???” 

*No Answer* 

Are you against gay people?” 

Me: “No. Why would you think that? Because I’m Christian or because I’m Heterosexual?” 

*No Answer* 

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TELL ME IN MY FUCKING FACE THAT THEY ARE NOT DATING COME ON FITE ME

the story of my life is me sitting around doing some dumb shit and someone being like “hey don’t try to step on that half-frozen lake” or “be careful not to shove that apple seed up your nose” and then my dumbass Hell Brain™ is like (lightbulb) and now here i am with a nosebleed and wet feet

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Today’s look: the new Potions mistress.

Alec Lightwood, wine drunk and putting his hands on Magnus’s cheeks. brows furrowed as he manipulates the face in his hands so it does the ‘fishy-face’: “Your face is squishy”

Magnus Bane, barely containing hysterical laughter and with hearts in his eyes: “Darling.. you’re drunk”