me & my dumb life

10

in the year 21XX

the song Zero is singing is Light Up The Night by The Protomen, which I guess I found fitting?

I posted this earlier on Twitter (@ Strike315) so this is mainly me just making sure it’s also here before I forget. I hope you enjoy! ovo )/

Behind closed door - Bruce Wayne x Reader (NSFWish)

I feel absolutely awful, and for some reason, writing smut is oddly comforting, so here we go for some Bruce smutty story ! (with feelings, like the story is actually mainly relationship things between Bruce and Batmom and a little smut around there ;-)). Sorry again that I haven’t posted in a while, I just…had a major change in my life and wasn’t feeling fit to write if that makes sense. Anyway, hope you’ll like it :

THIS IS NSFW ! It’s SMUT. Meaning there will be a graphic depiction of SEX. Please don’t read if those sort of things makes you uncomfortable and blahblahblah. I have plenty of stories that are SFW without any of those “dirty stuffs”, so you can read those instead if you wanna :-). You can find said stories here : My masterlist blog : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com

__________________________________________________

Behind closed doors, Bruce Wayne was different. Of course, it takes time to get him there, to crack his shell and for him to allow him to be that man, only behind closed doors. 

Behind closed doors, Bruce Wayne was different. He could be himself…Finally.

The first time it happened, it was rather early on in your relationship.

On the anniversary of his parents’ death, to be exact.

************

You had been together for, technically, eight months by then.

Officially though ? Only 4 months. Half of your relationship has been spend hiding from paparazzis and people in general.

Hell, even Alfred didn’t know anything about you !

You understood why though. He was the famous Bruce Wayne ! He had a reputation to keep ! He couldn’t date a nobody from a poor part of town like you ! He couldn’t seriously date anyone ! Especially not you, a way younger girl who wasn’t even that beautiful, intelligent or famous ! (Bruce would argue that you were the most beautiful and intelligent woman he ever met though, but he was always so nice to you…).

Besides, you also thought that the reason you guys always went on secret dates, the reason for Bruce to sneak in your room quietly, or for you to “infiltrate” his office to go have a quickie on his desk, the reason you guys kept thing hidden…was because he didn’t want you to think this…”thing” you had between the two of you was something serious.

He didn’t want you to think he wanted to actually date you.

And if it was known that you and him went on little dates (or worst, if anyone heard about how you often went to just have sex with him in his office, or how the famous Bruce Wayne would sneak into your apartment complex to fuck you everywhere in your apartment…Well, it was a bit unrealistic and crazy to think anyone would know that but what if ?) and such, then you’d become his “official girlfriend”, and the day he’d want to finish this “thing” you had ? The day he’d want another girl ? …Then you’d be humiliated. You’d just be his woman toy and everyone would talk about you for days. The woman who wasn’t just a date, but a regular booty call…Of the great Bruce Wayne ! Surely, this would be all over the news for weeks.

You knew Bruce enough to know that he wasn’t that kind of man, he could sometimes be a bit insensitive and such but you knew him…No matter what he liked to say right after he slept with you, when his defenses were a bit down and he was trying to convince you he wasn’t good for you, he was actually a good man.

Sure he was known to be a womanizer but every women who ever went out with him knew what “this” was, they knew they probably wouldn’t stay long with him, even if they had hope about it. They knew that the next week ? They’d be out.

Sometimes, you thought about how, four months later, you were still not “out” but at the same time, you knew, just like those women he dated that you were probably just a phase. You were already so amazed that a man like Bruce Wayne would have any interest in you so…But yes, despite what he said about himself, and what the news sometimes portrayed him like, he was actually a true gentleman (thanks Alfred). So he kept it hidden, he kept it to himself because…It was just fun casual sex right ? Right. No.

Keep reading

that elegant form of messiness

boys who could wink after every sentence and you’d still be charmed each time.

girls who mumble out jokes that leave you rolling on the floor.

people who have an inexplicable air of charm about them, even when their movements are dredged in fault.

the admirable confidence that lies in every movement

on one hand, i spent too much time doing this. on the other hand, if i didnt have to rest for a flight out of the country tomorrow, i wouldn’ve spent a lot MORE.

a fun let’s play. rip joof.

[video from here] [song from here lol]

My friend had to look up skeleton hands as a drawing reference for a new character of his. He was silent for a few moments and then said “Wait… this can’t be right?” I asked him what he meant and he said “…Where’s the palm bone?”

My best friend, of 17 whole earth years old, thought up until that very moment, that there was a palm bone- like just a plate of bone in your hand. No metacarpals, just a fuckin. Singular solid bone patty. “You mean your fingers go all the way down to your wrist??” He was devastated. His whole world shattered and his life a lie. I asked him “Haven’t you ever seen a skeleton before? Like at school??” and he said he just never noticed.

Once we’d calmed down- me from laughing at him and him from literally crying because he was so floored by this epiphany- I said “…You know feet are the same way, right?” and he lost it.