me all the time

  • Me: *Sees two guys hugged* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys talking* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys breathing close to each other* They are dating!
  • Me: *Sees two guys fighting* They are dating!
  • Friend: But they are beating, and one guy has just broken the nose of the other guy...
  • Me: They only have their differents, It's just a civilized fight.