me wi fi

Hey guys! Sorry for being inactive! I was taking a 6 hour nap with my dog(yes I over did it) because my stomach hurt, but I feel a lot better now, so don’t worry! Also guys I many be on and off active because my mom went to change the WiFi box because the WiFi started to act up in the morning. Even though I have the WiFi I can’t officially connect to it because every time I connect to it it doesn’t work, so I have low WiFi and it barely works. I’m sorry again for all the drama, I’m not trying to make drama or make you guys upest, but untill my mom comes home I won’t be here on Tumblr, because my WiFi barely works. Guys please don’t do anything when I’m gone, please don’t harm or kill yourself, because so many people love you! I’m really sorry again but I hope you guys can understand.

((P.S. I will be here if my WiFi gets better even if my mom dousen’t come because I am connected to the WiFi but I’m just not connected to the network!))
Friday The 13th

Sam has created a chatroom.

Sam has invited Y/N, Bruce, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, T’Challa, Loki.

Sam: Who came up with the horrible idea to make us stay at the most isolated and creepy camp ever?

Loki: I bet it was Stark, he is known to be quite theatrical.

T’Challa: No, it must have been Clint. He loves this kind of stuff.

Natasha: That’s true but it was not Clint.

Bucky: It was Tony who ushered us here, so him.

Loki: Only someone truly evil would come up with this.

Bruce: It was my idea.

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Note:Hey!So here are your pickup lines Admirer #1!Hope i made the right choices;).Tbh i don’t remember the pickup lines from the previous part so excuse me if there are similarities-xx S

Altaïr:I’ll give you a kiss.If you don’t like it,you can return it.

Ezio:There’s only one thing i want to change about you and that’s your last name.

Connor:You may fall from the sky,you may fall from a tree but the best way to fall,is in love with me.

Desmond:Are you wi-fi?Cause i feel a connection.

Edward:I’m not drunk,i’m just intoxicated by you.

Haytham:Do you have a name or can i just call you mine?

Arno:Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Shaun:On a rate from 1-10 you are a 9 because I’m the 1 you need.

Jacob:You must be an airbender because you take my breath away.

Shay:If i had a dollar for every time i thought of you,I’d have one dollar because you never leave my mind.

The Signs as Shit Neil Josten Has Probably Said
  • Aries: I may have two broken legs and a dislocated shoulder, but I can still take you!
  • Taurus: I've had the same three types of protein shakes as dinner for the past year, I'm not about to change it now Matt! I don't care if it's blueberry flavored!
  • Gemini: You will not believe the shit I see on my runs. Apparently no one is aware that public spaces are public.
  • Cancer: Healthy sleeping habits are for the weak. Now pass me the ball.
  • Leo: Only one will survive tonight. (Allison: Just pick a cake, Neil!)
  • Virgo: Jack, we did not get from the last place to first in one year by practicing less than 36 hours per day.
  • Libra: I'm sorry that I punched him in the left eye. I will get on to punching his right in just a second.
  • Scorpio: So Aaron opened my secret box with my favorite cupcake flavors. How dare he! (Dan: Why was that a secret?) Why wouldn't it be?
  • Sagittarius: I'm guessing Nicky didn't want my collection of fake passports for his birthday.
  • Capricorn: What do you mean I'm dependent on Andrew to function in a normal life? He only pays my bills, buys me phones, provides me with Wi-Fi...oh I see what you're saying.
  • Aquarius: I will paint my entire house orange if I want. Viva les Foxes!
  • Pisces: Of course I won't judge you. It's not your fault that you're blind with 20/20 vision and can't see the goal.
Mini art/stream hiatus for a week

Because guess whose home Wi-Fi get rekt and can only be online through phone??? 👈🏼👀👈🏼
Yup that’s me. 😢
And the Wi-fi have to be wait till my family finished move to the new home, which is probably like a week later… 😭Therefore I can’t post any art around since I can’t even connect to fucking Google… 😖
So please no need to worry about me, I will still be around and checking anything through my phone. 💁🏻💕