Brought you by expert, Natalie Mark
Stage 1: Delight
You have found the fic of your dreams.
Stage 2: Bliss.
Oh joy it is smutty as well.
Stage 3: Rapture as your OTP gets together
Stage 4: Turtle-like delight while reading first sex scene
Where is my neck? In Heaven, that’s where.
Stage 5: The plot twist.
Wait WTF I did not sign up for this no.
Stage 6: NOPE
NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE
Stage 7: AH WTF AH
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY STORY. TURNS OUT THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS HAPPINESS. JOY IS A LIE.
Stage 8: WHY
WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.
Stage 9: WHY GOD
WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST LET MY OTP BE
Stage 10: grab onto nearest fluffy item and cry angrily
Stage 11: Denial
Pretend like it didn’t happen. Lie to yourself. Smile and lie. Everything is happy.
Stage 12: Defeat
Stage 13: Read again/recommend to friend.
Brought to you by my red-ass, loser face.