1994 bieber is born 

1995 eazy e dies 

1996 tupac dies 

1997 b.i.g dies 

 every year is a tragedy 

The Stages of Reading Fan Fiction

Brought you by expert, Natalie Mark

Stage 1: Delight

You have found the fic of your dreams.

Stage 2: Bliss.

Oh joy it is smutty as well.

Stage 3: Rapture as your OTP gets together

Stage 4: Turtle-like delight while reading first sex scene

Where is my neck? In Heaven, that’s where.

Stage 5: The plot twist.

Wait WTF I did not sign up for this no.

Stage 6: NOPE

NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOPE

Stage 7: AH WTF AH

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPY STORY. TURNS OUT THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS HAPPINESS. JOY IS A LIE.

Stage 8: WHY

WHY. WHY. WHY. WHY.

Stage 9: WHY GOD

WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST LET MY OTP BE

Stage 10: grab onto nearest fluffy item and cry angrily

Stage 11: Denial

Pretend like it didn’t happen. Lie to yourself. Smile and lie. Everything is happy.

Stage 12: Defeat

Stage 13: Read again/recommend to friend.

Brought to you by my red-ass, loser face.