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I don’t know how I kept forgetting to mention this but a while ago I had a dream where House and Wilson had some kind of in-joke regarding ties and one day House walked into Wilson’s office and sat down only to notice a dispenser in the corner. Like one of those dispensers where you put in $2 and get a bouncy ball except instead of a ball it dispensed novelty ties. And for whatever reason House found it so fucking funny he eventually ended up curled up on the ground, still laughing and gasping for breath, about these ridiculous ties Wilson had loaded into his fucking tie dispenser

I was tagged by @freakishly-bookish-ant, thanks (cause you totally need to get to know me more, right? :p)

Rules: tag 9 people who you would like know better.

Relationship status: In love with outer space
Last song I listened to: Bad Boys by Inner Circle because why not
Last book read/listened to: I just finished Hero by Perry Moore like 10 minutes ago. I love it.
Favorite color: Black and purple. I can’t choose one
Top three shows: Sherlock (although I’m not necessearily happy about season 4), Mr Robot and Gravity Falls. Or House MD. I mean, Gravity Falls is a cartoon so I totally can put House on this list as well. I’d do it even if I couldn’t. Fight me
Top three characters: Bucky Barnes ftw, basically every version of Sherlock or Sherlock inspired characters, Spencer Reid
Top three ships: Oh boy, I have no idea right now. I don’t think I have a top ten list for ships. I’m gonna skip this question. Fight me x2


Now we’ve came to the tagging part. Here we go: @its-scientistwannabe, @purpletrurple, @whiteleander, @galaxy-of-the-guardians, @destielfactory

sorry, I don’t know who else I can tag so I won’t tag 9 people.

ps. fight me

every episode of house ever
  • *episode opens with patient going about their every day life*
  • patient: owww my everything
  • *patient goes to hospital*
  • house: okay guys got any ideas
  • literally everyone: ehh probably meningitis
  • house: well you're wrong give him a lumbar puncture
  • foreman: house despite you being the head of our team we obviously know more than you
  • house: *joke about foreman being black*
  • foreman:
  • house:
  • foreman:
  • house:
  • chase: hey cameron you wanna bang later
  • cameron: fuk u
  • chase: eyyy she wants me ;0
  • patient: oww my everything
  • cameron: the patient is getting worse house what do we do
  • house: pfff fuck if i know
  • cameron: damn house you suck you're a terrible doctor he obviously has meningitis
  • house: give him some drugz idk
  • cameron: wow guys did you hear house telling us to give the patient drugs? damn he's a great doctor wouldn't you just like to bang him?
  • chase: >:(
  • cuddy: house go work in the clinic
  • house: no
  • cuddy: do it or else
  • house: ugh fine
  • *insert some comic-relief scene of house in the clinic with a dumb patient*
  • *meanwhile the first patient gets worse*
  • patient: owww now my eyes are green
  • chase: house his eyes are green and he is literally on the brink of death what do we do
  • *INSERT 30 SECOND LONG MONTAGE OF HOUSE GOING OVER THE FACTS*
  • house: gREEN EYES?! THIS IS A SIGN OF TITTY DEFLATION!
  • *insert a 3D animation of how the disease works with voice over of how it works*
  • house: only a shot of the super-duper-illegal anti-titty deflation vaccine that has not yet been made legal can save him now
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: YES
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: YES
  • cuddy: NO
  • house: fuk u bitch i do what i want lmao cuddy? more like slutty ayyyy
  • *house gives patient cure*
  • patient: wow, doctor! by some miracle you've cured me! And even the chronic pain in my back was fixed!
  • house: yet another symptom of your titty deflation
  • wilson: how did he have titty deflation? he doesn't have titties
  • house: shut up, wilson, you were probably irrelevant this episode
  • *"You Can't Always Get What You Want" plays*
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House m.d. (2008) // Sherlock (2017)

House: I’m sorry. I know I didn’t try to kill her. I know I didn’t want her hurt. I know it was a freak accident. But I feel like crap, and she’s dead because of me.
Wilson: I don’t blame you. I wanted to. I tried to. I must have reviewed Amber’s case file 100 times to find a way. But it wasn’t your fault.
House: Then we’re okay? I mean, I know you’re not, but… Maybe I can help.
Wilson: We’re not okay. Amber was never the reason I was leaving. I didn’t want to tell you because… because I was trying, like I always do, to protect you. Which is the problem. You spread misery because you can’t feel anything else. You manipulate people because you can’t handle any kind of real relationship. And I’ve enabled it. For years. The games, the binges, the middle-of-the-night phone calls. I should have been the one on the bus, not —You should have been alone on the bus. If I’ve learned anything from Amber, it’s that I have to take care of myself. We’re not friends anymore, House.

                                                                  House m.d. -  Dying Changes Everything, 5x01