An AU idea in which Kenny and Craig are mutants. After a nuclear war broke out and the world ended up in a post apocalyptic state, some people developed certain abilities from the radiation that mutated them or their genes somehow. Craig got the ability to shoot sparks out of his eyes and a glowing blue aura forms around him, his eyes never stop glowing, even when no sparks come out of them. Kenny got the ability to suck others life force energies out and heal himself or keep himself alive, he has to wear a gas mask at all times though, in order to filter out peoples life force energy from the air when he breathes so he doesn’t kill someone by accident because he can’t control it.
“You make me happy, Kenny. You really make me happy, so… Please never go away from my side. Never. Because nothing makes me happy, except you. You are that little shit that makes my days funnier. You are my fallen angel with a drug taste.”
How I picture Craig and Kenny’s first time in highschool
kenny : i hate u craig craig : i hate u too kenny : but u hot craig : kenny : and i’m hot too craig : kenny : and blond kenny : u love blond craig : kenny : so u know, wanna be hot together maybe kenny : like this would be SUPER hot right craig : kenny : craig : kenny : cmon i want to fuck you so hard is that big of a deal kenny : we’d sill hate each other very much if u have some homo concerns kenny : but we’d be hot and that’d be nice craig : kenny : i know u want me craig : i fuck you, you no fuck me kenny : ok fine, agree, still hot craig : kenny : craig : 9pm in my room Kenny : ‘k fine