Now recognizing that you have physical needs not being met, and strictly in the vain of helping a sister out, I invite you to think of me as your own personal corkscrew. [Wow, thanks. Let me mull over that offer of cheap and meaningless sex.] Cheap and meaningless, maybe, but uh, not time consuming.
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