Me: *Sings Loudly* She looks so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear!
Me: *thinks American Apparel underwear is ugly and owns none”
Me: *Yells* WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!!!
Me: *isn’t a boy and has never seen a marching band*
Me: *Screams from the Rooftops* GOODBYE COPENHAGEN LOVE
Me: *has never been to Copenhagen*
Me: “Yodels to the Mountain Goats* DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN
Me: *has never met anyone named Maria*
Me: *Roars like a Dragon* IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOO
Me: *is single*
Me: *screeches like a pterodactyl* I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET, A LDDGDCMPLXCCKITNPLLIT
Me: *doesn’t know the actual lyrics*