mcqueen quote

I design clothes because I don’t want women to look all innocent and naïve…I want women to look stronger…I don’t like women to be taken advantage of…I don’t like men whistling at women in the street. I think they deserve more respect. I like men to keep their distance from women, I like men to be stunned by an entrance. I’ve seen a woman get nearly beaten to death by her husband. I know what misogyny is … I want people to be afraid of the women I dress.
—  Alexander McQueen
WHY ARE YOU TWO AT A DEMOLITION DERBY?!?!
  • Sally: Hello?
  • Cruz: Hey what’s up?
  • Sally: I just called to check on you and Lightning. Is he there?
  • Cruz: Uh... he can’t come here right now.
  • Sally: Okay... well tell me when he can.
  • Cruz: Oh I can’t do that.
  • Sally: What do you mean you can’t?
  • Cruz: I mean can’t because he’s racing.
  • (Loud crashing noises are heard, Cruz cringes as she hopes Sally didn’t hear at all)
  • Sally: GO CHECK ON HIM!
  • Cruz: Okay you don’t have to shout at me!
  • (Cruz zooms to get a better view, horrified and praying that Lightning’s okay)
  • Cruz: He’s still racing.
  • (Metal is heard being smashed)
  • Sally: Where are you two right now?!
  • Cruz: We're at Derby!
  • Sally: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT DERBY"?!
  • Cruz: I MEAN I'M AT DERBY!
  • SALLY: WHAT DERBY ARE YOU TWO IN?!
  • Cruz: WE'RE AT A DEMOLITION DERBY!
  • Sally: WHY ARE YOU TWO AT A DEMOLITION DERBY?!
  • Cruz: FUCK YOU!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY THIS THING!
  • Jackson: WHERE ARE THEY?
  • Holley: Since I can only assume one of our shared associates I’ll just tell you Sally, Francesco, and Sterling are upstairs.
  • Jackson: Has it look like I give a F*** about where Sterling is!
  • Holley: In that case,
  • they are downstairs.
  • Jackson: Thank you very much!
  • Holley: Oh and Storm.
  • Jackson: Hmm?
  • Holley: Aim for his hood.
  • (Meanwhile)
  • Sterling: I just don’t understand women!
  • Francesco: Neither do I!
  • Sally: Look it’s simple, just go to her and tell her how you feel.
  • Sterling: You know what? You’re absolutely right! You guys are so wonderful, thank you so much.
  • Francesco: He’s gonna get rejected isn’t he?
  • Sally: Yep.
  • (Somewhere else)
  • Jackson: Finally. Finn!
  • Finn: What the?
  • Jackson: Where is McQueen?
  • Finn: I think he’s outside.
  • Jackson: Where outside?
  • Finn: I don’t know
  • Jackson: Finn.
  • Finn: Yeah?
  • Jackson: Why is there a helicopter outside?
  • (Outside in a Helicopter)
  • Lightning: What do you mean you don’t know how to fly this thing?
  • Cruz: I mean I don’t really know how to fly this thing. I can’t make it any simpler.
  • Lightning: Than how did we get up here!
  • Cruz: I don’t know! I just started pushing buttons!
  • Lightning: You know at this point, there really isn’t any reason for why I haven’t MURDERED YOU YET!
  • (Red beeping warning buttons start)
  • Lightning: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!
  • Cruz: RELAX! I GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL!
  • (They crash the helicopter into Thunder Hollow Speedway. But at the speedway...)
  • Sterling: But I still don’t understand. Why don’t you like me?
  • Miss. Fritter: You mean other than I’m not into guys fancy-pants? YOUR FRIENDS CRASHED THE HELICOPTER ONTO MY TRACK!
  • Sterling: It was just the one helicopter...
  • (Finn is now in a helicopter with Mater hanging on for dear life)
  • Mater: AAAAHHHHHH!
  • Finn: QUIT SCREAMING!
  • (Finn also crashes the helicopter on the track... All of them survived that day)

hI’d like to ask whoever wants to write it how the NDRV3 guys handle a s/o who is paralyzed from the waist down (if you’d like to, please include reactions to some dick pushing her out of her wheelchair too. If not, ignore the parentheses.). Also, I’m glad you guys are all together. So much detail is put in these imagines and it makes the scenarios so easy to imagine. Please keep writing and hopefully your life is a great one! Thanks if you do my request! (Also, sorry if I rambled a bit.)

I…may or may not have had to steal this ask from another mod. I really wanted to do this one! I hope you enjoy it! And thank you so much for appreciating our work! Under the cut, because this is a long post.

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