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TEXTS FROM DARK AND ANTI: Part 63

Google always finds a way to be a shit-eating jerk whenever Dark and Anti try to have fun with him.

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the signs as things my friend has said
  • aries: i'm gonna get your mom to dab
  • taurus: i'm EMOTIONALLY a hoe
  • gemini: maybe i love herpes
  • cancer: it gets a lot less romantic when you say it's gross
  • leo: (to our english teacher) want to see me eat an entire clementine in one bite
  • virgo: *chuckles quietly* i'm thinking about the aha music video
  • libra: don't put this on the list of stupid things i've said
  • scorpio: flip flops? are you shitting me? FLIP FLOCKS AND SOCKS?
  • saggitarius: how many chicken nuggets make up a chicken
  • capricorn: your dad is a michael cera cloning machine
  • aquarius: i am syphilis
  • pisces: my stomach's a high maintenance bitch