mcdonald frys

The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)

self care is uh *spins wheel* speedballing nine shots of *throws dart* mcdonalds fry grease and tapatío in a *draws from a hat* wendy’s drive through to *scatters tarot cards* see god’s true form and drink from her breast to reach true ascension

Finished drawing my new baes!!!
Featuring in no particular order whatsoever;
I can’t believe Christophe Giacometti is here after he scared the living shit out of me and made me uncomfortable AF
My new adopted baes Leo de la Iglesia and Guang-Hong Ji which i totally ship together!!! Yurio and making a big deal of his parents kissing
Phichit or as i like to call, the camera menace!
And of course my mcdonalds french fry Minami behind his sempai/idol/crush Yuri Katsuki and his boyfriend/coach Victor Nikiforov cause Victuuri!!!

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just zoned out and watched hoarders for like 3 hours straight,, it’s a good life ! and i just remembered i have a leftover mcdonald’s fries in the fridge so peace