• Freezing Pipes
  • Bill McDonagh
  • Bioshock

Steinman, I know Medical Pavilion is your manor, but you might want to cogitate on this: ocean water is colder than a witch’s tit. You don’t heat the pipes, the pipes freeze. Pipes freeze, pipes burst. Then Rapture leaks. Now, I realize you’re a posh sort of geezer, and, frankly, I don’t give a toss if you piss or go fishing. But once Rapture starts leaking, the old girl’s never gonna stop. And then I’ll be sure to tell Ryan he’s got you to thank.

more fun stats:

of the 14 shows i’ve seen, 3 i’d see again

10 i think were worth the ticket

2 i saw in america, 3 in england, 3 in dublin, 6 in cork

5 i saw alone (roughly analogous with the best ones though, save for one or two)

3 were not in proscenium theatres (2 black boxes, one in the round)

only 2 were not written by a man, 1 book was co-written by a woman, and 1 was co-composed by a woman :o

6 were written by irish playwrights

martin mcdonagh and enda walsh are the only two playwrights i have seen more than one play from

the largest theatre i’ve been in has 2,111 seats (Bord Gáis Energy Theatre, Dublin), the smallest has 50 (Union Theatre, London)

@ My Minnesota Peeps

I went to Da Beauty League’s games tonight & if any of you are thinking at all of going I would definitely recommend it! $5 for 3 good games of hockey. Lots of Wild & Gopher players but it was really cool to see players like McDonagh & Byfuglien too. They’re playing on Tuesdays & Thursdays @ Braemar Arena in Edina through August 10th. First game starts @ 5:55 & the last game starts @ 8:45, check it out!