beearmada  asked:

hey m8 my day hasn't been great so far so do you have any cute spones headcanons??? ty ily

Spock makes the best desserts Bones has ever tasted. Because Vulcan’s don’t cook with meat he is very practiced at different methods of cooking with vegetables and fruit. Spock can make a rhubarb and plum puree in about ten minutes flat that Bones claims raises him to a celestial plane when he eats it. And Bones doesn’t even like rhubarb! 

Bones now actively trades things for dessert. “I won’t interrupt you all evening!” “Foot massage?” “I’ll give you a blow job while it’s in the oven” “I brought you flowers”