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anonymous asked:

Yoyoyo~ I'm a wandering contributor, who asks for this~ if you may~! Cute lil Headcannons of the RFA crew at an aquarium. The MC dragging around their S/o, whether they like it or not. What are their favorite fish? What was their favorite part? Any shenanigans? Thank you~~~! And good luck on your new, lovely account~!

I needed a break from my studying, i’m on a coffee overdrive. it’s like 4 AM and i’m slightly dying send help


• never really been to an aquarium before so he is very excited to go there with MC on a date 

• his favorite thing is the jellyfish tank, he is absolutely mesmerized by it

• he takes so many photos to remember the day by and also so many cute couple photos with MC


• MC is dragging him around just as much as he drags them around. It works both ways you see because he loves these things

• he is in love with the turtle reef i like turtles 

• MC surprises him with a turtle plush from the gift shop and he just can’t stop grinning.  


• she is very fascinated with the whole aquarium deal and loves watching the sharks swimming around

• they are majestic beautiful but also kinda scary creatures 

• she is glowing with excitement and it’s just honestly just so adorable 


• he stands infront of the tropical fish tank for a really long while. So many fishes? so much color? it’s really beautiful

• he was pretty pessimistic about the idea to go to an aquarium but MC dragged him anyways because u never know until you try!

• can’t stop that sweet smile reaching his lips seeing MC happy and he have to agree, it’s a nice date


• he is so in love with the underwater viewing tunnels? It’s just so great?

• it feels as if he is right there with the fishes and this boi is like a kid in a toy store

• he will 100% get him and MC matching T-shirts from the gift shop. And buys like 20 stuffed animals because why not- he loves them 

anonymous asked:

Rfa + V + Saeran reactions to MC's pet reptiles and MC wanting to be a herpetologist :D

I’ve always wanted a pet snake! But all my friends tell me they will never speak to me again if I get one 3:

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  • He LOVES animals!
  • So when he sees MC’s pet turtle he’d get so excited
  • “MC!! Your turtle is so cute!!”
  • Demands to know the turtle’s name and ‘awwwww’s when MC reveals (with a blush) that it’s Shelley
  • He would totally get Shelley little treats and toys and stuff and research the best turtle habitat so he can be a good turtle dad
  • “I kind of want to actually work with reptiles. I want to be a herpetologist…”
  • He’d be like “We both want careers with animals!” 
  • The two of them would study together all the time because they’d be in similar classes at first
  • They quiz each other on animal facts all the time
  • MC tells Yoosung random reptile facts to see if there’s ones that he doesn’t recognize 
  • He always holds Shelley and tells her how perfect MC is while MC blushes in the background
  • For Christmas, Yoosung always gets MC reptile books and documentaries


  • When Seven comes to visit MC’s apartment, he sees the big tank in the corner and immediately darts over to it
  • “What’s in here??”
  • With bright eyes, MC explains that it’s their leopard gecko and Seven is literally like :ooo
  • “A gecko?? I want to see it!”
  • MC manages to get their Gecko out
  • “The gecko’s name is Sasuke”
  • “I can’t believe this”
  • Even though the gecko’s name is Sasuke, Seven loves it 
  • He holds it in his hands and puts it up to his face and is like “Do we look similar?”
  • Makes a face with one eye half closed and his tongue sticking out slightly
  • MC pouts and takes Sasuke back
  • “What has Sasuke ever done to you?”
  • Seven finds out MC wants to become a herpetologist and he says, “Is that where you study herpes?”
  • MC kicks him out of their apartment for twenty minutes.


  • MC warned Jaehee there might be something at their apartment that might…startle her
  • It was a boa constrictor
  • It was a god damn boa constrictor
  • At first, Jaehee is startled af and sort of stares at it
  • “Do you…do you take it out?”
  • “Of course I do! Come here, Bella!” 
  • Jaehee watches as MC takes out the snake, baby talking it the whole time
  • “Aren’t you a good little snake~ you’re such a good little snake!”
  • How can MC talk to a literal giant snake like that like it’s a child??
  • Watching MC hold the snake with such soft eyes sort of makes Jaehee feel better about it, though
  • If MC loves the snake so much then it can’t be all bad
  • But as soon as MC puts it on Jaehee she tenses and is like “t h is is  f i n e MC PLZ GET IT OFF”
  • Supports MC throughout the entirety of them going to school for herpetology and helps them study even though she knows almost nothing about reptiles


  • He was, of course, super pumped to go see MC at their apartment
  • As soon as he went inside, he felt the tension in the air and all he wanted to do was kiss them
  • When he leaned in for the kiss, though, MC suddenly perked up
  • “Oh! I forgot to feed Daisy!!” 
  • They got up off the couch, and although Zen was disappointed, he was interested in the ‘Daisy’ that MC spoke of
  • Since he wasn’t sneezing, he figured it was something else, like a hamster or maybe a small dog
  • Then MC walked to the tank in the corner, dropping something into it with a fond smile
  • “Oh, MC, what’s that?”
  • “It’s Daisy! Come watch her eat.”
  • Zen walked over to the tank to watch as a snake began to swallow the frozen mouse MC had put in whole
  • He had to sit down for ten minutes 
  • Although he had a bad introduction to the snake at first, he ends up really liking her and holding her
  • He just can’t see her get fed.
  • He also likes to listen to MC talk about their herpetology classes because their entire demeanor brightens


  • Jumin invites MC to stay at his house for a few days, and they ask if they can bring their pet because they don’t want to leave it alone for that long
  • He agrees, thinking it’s a cat or something else fluffy
  • When MC brings over a portable cage, he’s interested and peeks in 
  • It is pointy? And sand colored?
  • “This is Victoria 4th. She is a bearded dragon and I love her.”
  • Instantly, Jumin is enraptured by the tiny lizard in the cage
  • Elizabeth and Victoria get along immediately?
  • Elizabeth sniffs Victoria and jumps in the air a bit and the two run around together (MC’s not really sure if they’re playing or what)
  • Later, MC puts Victoria 4th on top of Jumin’s head and tries not to laugh as both of them stare at them, unimpressed
  • When MC reveals that they want to be a herpetologist, Jumin says, “I know. We’ve watched enough documentaries for me to figure out what you’re interested in.”
  • He would buy Victoria the enclosure of her life though that bearded dragon would be SPOILED
  • (Almost as spoiled as MC and sometimes they actually get jealous??)


  • “Don’t freak out but I’m going to put something in your hands.”
  • Literally those words had been said to V so many times with MC around that he’s used to them by now
  • So he just reaches his hands out and startles only a little bit when he feels a little rough thing 
  • It starts moving and it takes all he has in him not to throw it across the room
  • “…What is this,” he asks, eyebrows furrowing as the thing moves super slowly, little feet grasping as his finger
  • “It’s Mood Ring! My pet chameleon.” 
  • V stifles a smile at the cute name and puts his other hand out so that Mood Ring can walk across both
  • “Chameleons are the ones who can change colors, right?”
  • “Yup! Right now he’s green with a little bit of yellow.”
  • MC always tells V what color Mood Ring is whenever he asks and lets him hold the tiny lizard
  • V would always go with MC to the zoo to look at the reptiles and they proudly announce they got a job there as a reptile keeper
  • He is so proud and they throw a party with a tiny cake for Mood Ring


  • One of MC and Saeran’s favorite activities was to go to a wildlife sanctuary 
  • One day, though, MC is super excited about it, more than usual, so when they go, Saeran is expecting something awesome
  • And he is not disappointed
  • In one of the enclosures there’s an alligator
  • “They brought him in last week and I love him. His name is Alfred.”
  • The two of them stared at where the alligator was resting in the water peacefully
  • “He’s not really my pet, but I like to say he is. So that’s my pet, Alfred.”
  • Saeran asks MC if they want him to steal Alfred so that they can actually have him as a pet
  • MC laughs and says no but then they actually think about it seriously and shakes their head no again and mutters “we can’t do that…”
  • They continue to visit the wildlife sanctuary and they saw hi to Alfred every single day, calling him their pet
  • They tell Saeran they want to be a herpetologist and Saeran nods before going to look it up jfc
  • But after that, he always supports them and listens to them talk about their job
An Interview With Michael Cera And Kieran Culkin As They Play “Mario Kart”

BuzzFeed caught up with Broadway’s newest stars, Michael Cera and Kieran Culkin, where the real-life best friends are making their debut in Kenny Lonergan’s This Is Our Youth. Before hitting the stage at the Cort Theatre, we chatted with the duo during their pre-show ritual — playing a heated game of Mario Kart — where we talked video games and life on the Great White Way, and a whole lot about Nintendo.

The rules: Michael and Kieran must play four rounds of the Mushroom Cup — Luigi Raceway, Moo Moo Farm, Koopa Troopa Beach, and Kalimari Dessert — all while yielding questions about their show, their friendship and a slew of questions about Mario Kart 64. The equipment: the Nintendo 64 currently residing in their shared dressing room inside the Court Theater. Winner gets bragging rights, loser must answer painfully awkward “Would You Rather” questions. Let’s see how they did! 

First things first: do you two really play Nintendo 64 every night before showtime?

Michael Cera: Nearly.

Then let’s get to it. Who’s your favorite Mario Kart character?

Kieran Culkin: Oh, come on, Luigi.

MC: I use Wario even though my father was Luigi.

KC: It’s true.

Who’s the most annoying character in the game?

KC: Wario when he’s being controlled by Michael.

What’s your favorite Mario Kart level?

KC: Wario Stadium.

MC: The most popular level around here is the Rainbow Road.

KC: Oh yeah.

MC: Which is really fun. But no, Wario Stadium is really great and I like the beach. I just like to soak up the rays.

KC: You’re also really good at the beach. You always win at the beach.

MC: Thank you.

What’s the crappiest item to get in an item box?

MC: A single banana doesn’t do much good.

KC: Also the fake item.

So what’s the best item?

MC: Lightning is great. The ghost is great.

KC: The star.

MC: The star is kinda good.

KC: The star is the best because it defends against the lightning —

MC: — but so does the ghost. And you can take away someone’s lightning.

KC: Yeah, but the star also makes you drive faster. It’s basically like having a boost for 10 seconds where you can kind of cross … like what I’m about to do right now. I’m cutting across and also impervious.

MC: This is funny, like, we’re treating this like it’s a new game. We’re talking about it like it’s some new thing.

KC: But! There’s still debatable things [about it], like, “What’s the best weapon?” and I think for sure the star. Oh, I got the lightning too, that’s great. The Bowser shell is great too.

Be honest. Do you find Princess Peach to be attractive?

MC: Obnoxious.

KC: Obnoxious, but attractive, yeah. I’d hit that.

Which character would you like to have as your roommate?

KC: Luigi.

MC: Why?

KC: I just think we’d get along. He’s pretty cool.

MC: I think Luigi’s masturbation schedule would really conflict with yours. You’d go to the bathroom and he’d be like, “I’m in here!”

KC: Yeah, maybe. But I’d respect it. I’d have to respect that he’d need to, um, jerk it a little. We’d come up with a system, like a bulletin board or something.

MC: Isn’t he kind of neurotic?

KC: Yeah, you’re right. Well, are we talking about who I’d be friends with or roommates with?

MC: Roommates.

KC: I’d be able to live in a much nicer place if I lived with Princess Peach.

MC: I’d live with Mario. Just cause he’s, like, the guy. You could be like, “I live with Mario” and people would be like [impressed].

KC: Mario can pay the rent. He’d be obnoxious, though. He’d be like, “Use the coaster, woohoo!”

Round 1 tally: Wario (Michael), 1st place; Luigi (Kieran) 2nd place.

MC: We really better get some free Nintendo stuff for this.

KC: I’d like to say for the record that Mario Kart 8 is an amazing fucking game. Have you played the Wii U version yet? You haven’t?

MC: You’re livin’ in the past.

KC: I was doing this until I got that game and it made me buy a Wii U. Now I’ve gotten really shitty at this version because that one is so goddamn good.

MC: My mastery of this game makes me feel like I’m a typist or something.

Do you think your characters would have played Mario Kart if it existed in their day?

KC: [To Michael] Oh, you would’ve. Warren would’ve.

MC: Yeah, I would say.

KC: I don’t think Dennis would’ve.

MC: You don’t think he’d get really competitive with it?

KC: It’s like that thing, then if I started losing I would totally be like, “Yeah, Warren’s really amazing at Mario Kart.”

MC: Yeah.

KC: Like that fucking matters.

MC: Yeah, take that to the bank.

Why did you guys decide to do this play?

MC: Why? I just really liked the play, to be honest.

KC: I’ve been pressing it for like 12 years. I got to do a version of it 12 years ago and I’ve been wanting to do it again since. I don’t exactly know why, it’s just great.

Are there any ’80s bands that you still listen to?

MC: David Bowie. Tears for Fears is great.


What’s your favorite ’80s cartoon?

MC: The Real Ghostbusters.

KC: Oh, that’s good. Thundercats.

MC: That’s ’80s?

KC: Yeah, ‘87 I think or something like that.

Favorite Brat Pack movie?

KC: The Breakfast Club.

MC: Am I going to hit myself with my own green shell?

KC: Oh, that’s the end?

MC: That’s the end, baby.

KC: You motherfucker.

MC: That’s it.

KC: I thought it was the end of the second lap.

MC: It was the lap that counted.

KC: Damnit.

MC: Breakfast Club was great, Sixteen Candles is really good. Ferris Bueller is really good.

KC: Ferris Bueller is great, that would be a close second for me.

Round 1 tally: Wario (Michael), 1st place; Luigi (Kieran) 3rd place.

What video games did you play as a kid?

MC: Super Mario 3. Gyromite.

KC: Gyromite’s great.

MC: Super Mario 3 I got into but —

KC:Solomon’s Key! That’s a new one. I never played that growing up, you introduced me to it.

MC: I had Solomon’s Key. It’s great.

KC: I never knew it existed for regular NES. So good.

MC: It’s intense.

KC: I grew up right in that fuckin’ sweet spot of Nintendo. I was born in ‘82, so by the time it was a household thing I was about 6, which was perfect for when new games came out.

MC: Duck Hunt.

KC: Contra. Castlevania.

MC: Ninja Turtles.

KC: Castlevania is my favorite Nintendo game.

M: See, Michael tends to use the sand bar when he doesn’t have the boost, which, he’s about to use the boost now so… Motherfucker.

What would be in your own suitcase of important childhood toys?

KC: The Thundercats Nintendo game.

MC: I had some Ghostbusters.

KC: Wrestling toys.

MC: I had the Martian Manny, is that his name? This green guy who was fantastic. I found him on the road.

KC: You did it without the boost! You motherfucker.

MC: Yeah, I did it without the boost. With, without — the important thing is to pull ahead.

KC: God, you are such an asshole.

Round 3 tally: Wario (Michael), 1st place; Luigi (Kieran) 2nd place.

Since your characters in the play seem to, have you ever actually hung out on the Upper West Side?

KC: I grew up on the Upper West Side.

MC: I’ve been up there. Yes, I have.

How realistic were the sets? Were your characters turning off and on the lights to the apartment and playing records or did it just look that way?

MC: It’s all a bit of movie magic.

KC: Well, you know, the turnstile, it moves.

The stage’s New York City apartment is hyperrealistic. Have you ever lived in a one-bedroom apartment like that here?

MC: I have not.

KC: It looks exactly like my friend’s apartment.

MC: I had a friend that lived in a studio apartment with a pull-down bed and it was disgusting. It was the kind of the place where you rent by the month that you live in and treat it like a hotel. You’ve got dishes and stuff. And one time he made a pot of Dinty Moore stew and he dropped it on the carpet and and he was just went, “Eh, whatever.” And it was just there for the rest of the time he lived there.

KC: Really?

MC: Then he just moved out. He was like, “Oh, they’ll figure it out.”

Your characters in this show have many vices. If you had to pick for yourself between weed, booze, or cigarettes, which would you pick?

KC: Definitely not cigarettes. That’s immediately eliminated.

MC: I choose weed. It’s the least harmful of all three.

KC: It is the least harmful but I like booze too much. Booze.

MC: Oh god, the train!

KC: Did you get hit by the train? This is, like, your level too.

MC: It’s not over.

What one food can Michael not live without?

KC: Hold on. I can think of this…

MC: Dude, I’ve TOLD you what food I can’t live without.

KC: Oh, bacon.

Which one of you can go longer without showering?

KC: Michael’s got some B.O.

MC: And I have a very inactive lifestyle.

KC: That’s true. So do I, though.

MC: It takes a lot to generate B.O. for me.

Which one of you is more likely to break on stage?

KC: We’ve done a couple times, but always evenly.

MC: Yeah, it’s [true]. We kind of keep our cool.

KC: If one of us breaks, we both break.

MC: If Peach takes away my perfect Grand Prix…I’m not gonna be able to stay cool.

If you two were to do another play again, do you have any idea what it would be?

KC: Something by Kenny Lonergan.

MC: Yeah, that would be great. … Wait, she pulled right ahead! Where is she? Oh, there she is.

MC: She’s dead now!

Would you ever consider doing a musical?

MC: Uh, no.

KC: I don’t know how to sing.

MC: OK, now it all comes down to what Kieran gets right here.

KC: Well, I could have turned this into something useful but this bitch just passed me so I’m going to get second place.

MC: Awesome.

Round 4 tally: Wario (Michael), 1st place; Luigi (Kieran) 2nd place.

KC: Whoa, almost! You almost got me with that shell.

MC: Really? That would have been a great finish.

KC: You got first all four times. I got second, second, third, second.


Final tally: Wario (Michael), 36; Luigi (Kieran) 21.

Kieran, since you lost you’re now subjected to two round of “Would You Rather.” So: would you rather sweat mayonnaise or poop a softball?

KC: Oh, poop a softball! That’s easy.

MC: No, it’s not that easy. You’re not really thinking about the anal stretching.

KC: You can get really drunk, and you go to the hospital and shit out a softball…

MC: So you can define the terms and conditions of this [game]?

KC: OK. So I’ll go to the hospital. It’ll be like the worst day of my life and when my wife eventually has kids she’ll be like, “You don’t know what this is like!” I’ll be like, “Yes I do. I shat a softball.”

MC: What about your softball-sized asshole for the rest of your life?

Final round: Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheeto dust on your fingers for the rest of your life?

Both, in unison: Sexually attracted to fruit.

MC: It’s everywhere.

KC: Yeah, but still, when I’m alone and nobody’s around I find a pomegranate…

MC: You’re not, like, uncontrollable, right? You don’t have, like, I Have to Have Sex With Fruit Tourettes? Where you, like, see a banana and lose your cool.

KC: And so what if I’m sexually attracted to fruit? If I wanna fuck a pineapple — actually, I don’t know why I said a pineapple. That would be the worst.