Jumin: Now be quiet and eat your breakfast.
707: Listen to your father, Yoosung.
Yoosung: OMG NO
Yoosung: JUMIN IS NOT MY DAD
Nicolette: Papa Han
Jumin: quit laughing fedora boy
ZEN: Whatever Papa Han
Yoosung: -_- he ’s not my dad
Jaehee: The idea of Jumin adopting Yoosung is disturbing.
Yoosung: THANK YOU JAEHEE.
Jumin: Are you implying I would not be a good father?
707: Jumin would love his new son, freshly hatched from his egg
Nicolette: sweet duckling, new to this world
Yoosung: I ’M 21. I’M AN ADULT. YOU CAN’T ADOPT ME.
Jumin: I would be an excellent father.
ZEN: Who are you even trying to convince?
Jaehee: I was not implying you wouldn ’t be a good father.
Jumin: Zen, I would be an excellent father.
ZEN: Right. For robots.
Jumin: At least any child of mine would know they were valued for more than their looks.
ZEN: Are you implying that *I* would be a bad father?
ZEN: I WOULD BE TWICE THE FATHER YOU WOULD
707: You can adopt Yoosung together
Nicolette: Twice the fathers!
Yoosung: I think he just choked on his coffee.
Jumin: Stop narrating.
ZEN: NO ONE IS ADOPTING YOOSUNG.
Yoosung: THANK YOU.
Nicky looked at him, winking and grinning like a fiend, and then she started typing furiously. He picked up the joke immediately, and together they ran with it.
Nicolette: T_T poor sweet orphan
707: left in the cold
Nicolette: nothing but the shells of his egg to hold on to
707: two dads, torn apart by their differences
Nicolette: won ’t anyone think of the children?!
ZEN: STOP IT.
Yoosung: I ’M NOT A DUCK.
Jumin: We can ’t be torn apart, we were never together.