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Jumin: Now be quiet and eat your breakfast.

ZEN: lol

707: Listen to your father, Yoosung.

Yoosung: OMG NO

Yoosung: JUMIN IS NOT MY DAD

Nicolette: Papa Han

Jumin: No.

ZEN: LOL

Jumin: quit laughing fedora boy

ZEN: Whatever Papa Han

Yoosung: -_- he ’s not my dad

707: lololololol

Jaehee: The idea of Jumin adopting Yoosung is disturbing.

Yoosung: THANK YOU JAEHEE.

Jumin: Are you implying I would not be a good father?

707: Jumin would love his new son, freshly hatched from his egg

Nicolette: sweet duckling, new to this world

Yoosung: I ’M 21. I’M AN ADULT. YOU CAN’T ADOPT ME.

Jumin: I would be an excellent father.

ZEN: Who are you even trying to convince?

Jaehee: *sigh*

Jaehee: I was not implying you wouldn ’t be a good father.

Jumin: Zen, I would be an excellent father.

ZEN: Right. For robots.

Jumin: At least any child of mine would know they were valued for more than their looks.

ZEN: Are you implying that *I* would be a bad father?

ZEN: I WOULD BE TWICE THE FATHER YOU WOULD

707: You can adopt Yoosung together

Nicolette: Twice the fathers!

Jumin: …

Yoosung: I think he just choked on his coffee.

Jumin: Stop narrating.

ZEN: NO ONE IS ADOPTING YOOSUNG.

Yoosung: THANK YOU.

Nicky looked at him, winking and grinning like a fiend, and then she started typing furiously. He picked up the joke immediately, and together they ran with it.

Nicolette: T_T poor sweet orphan

707: left in the cold

Nicolette: nothing but the shells of his egg to hold on to

707: two dads, torn apart by their differences

Nicolette: won ’t anyone think of the children?!

ZEN: STOP IT.

Yoosung: I ’M NOT A DUCK.

Jumin: We can ’t be torn apart, we were never together.

Jaehee: -_-;;;;;