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Twin Peaks
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Twin Peaks

twin peaks | MC chris

never forget that a rap about ‘twin peaks’ exists.

“Was it Audrey, oh so tawdry, freshly squeezed little tease?
Was it the baddie, Audrey’s daddy, busy buying Twin Peaks?
Was it Leland, his attorney, always straightening his tie?
Was it Norma? She’s a killer I’m still waitin for pie
Was it Jacoby? He’s an oldie; used to run with the gangs
Was it Harold Smith, or was his crime that he’s just lame?
Was it Donna, the elitist, packin peaches for James?
Was it Bobby Briggs? I think it is, keep hearin his name
Was it Leo? He’s a creepo and his ponytail is evil
and he got a lot of screen time in the unpopular prequel
This detective got diminished so they could finish with Kiefer
But I saw Kristen Davis naked she got fish in her beaver (what?)”

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