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Twin Peaks
MC Chris
Twin Peaks

twin peaks | MC chris

never forget that a rap about ‘twin peaks’ exists.

“Was it Audrey, oh so tawdry, freshly squeezed little tease?
Was it the baddie, Audrey’s daddy, busy buying Twin Peaks?
Was it Leland, his attorney, always straightening his tie?
Was it Norma? She’s a killer I’m still waitin for pie
Was it Jacoby? He’s an oldie; used to run with the gangs
Was it Harold Smith, or was his crime that he’s just lame?
Was it Donna, the elitist, packin peaches for James?
Was it Bobby Briggs? I think it is, keep hearin his name
Was it Leo? He’s a creepo and his ponytail is evil
and he got a lot of screen time in the unpopular prequel
This detective got diminished so they could finish with Kiefer
But I saw Kristen Davis naked she got fish in her beaver (what?)”

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07 - Time Warp
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07 - Time Warp

It’s astounding;

Time is fleeting;

Madness takes its toll.

But listen closely…

Not for very much longer.

I’ve got to keep control.

I remember doing the time-warp

Drinking those moments when

The Blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling…

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

It’s just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

It’s so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.

So you can’t see me, no, not at all.

In another dimension, with

voyeuristic intention,

Well secluded, I see all.

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip.

And nothing can ever be the same.

You’re spaced out on sensation.

Like you’re under sedation.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Well I was walking down the street

just a-having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an

evil wink.

He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise.

He had a pickup truck, and the

devil’s eyes.

He stared at me and I felt a change.

Time meant nothing, never would again.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Narrator:

It’s just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane.

Let’s do the time-warp again.

Let’s do the time-warp again