How to figure out your MBTI type, according to Tumblr
If you play sports, do drugs, regularly injure yourself and have no idea what the words “future” or “long term” mean, you’re an ESTP.
If you are loud, fun, have never had an intelligent thought, and party for 27 hours a day, you’re an ESFP.
If you are a psychopathic bag of internet trolls, secretly are building Frankenstein and/or an Iron Man suit in your basement, and have never had a conversation that wasn’t an argument, you’re an ENTP.
If you eat rainbows and poop butterflies, can’t stop daydreaming about love and/or memes, constantly flake out on others, and have never finished anything in your life, you’re an ENFP.
If you love rules, yelling, unborn babies, crushing the dreams of your NF children, and being emotionally insecure, you’re an ESTJ.
If you are social, caring, and also extremely shallow, fake, and boring, you’re an ESFJ.
If you consider yourself intelligent, occasionally think about the future, and have zero respect for others, you’re an ENTJ.
If you founded a charity to save all the children in Africa and were born with the ability to read minds, you’re an ENFJ.
If you ever go out into the woods in a leather jacket and skinny jeans to build motorcycles with your bare hands you’re an ISTP.
If you have deep feelings, nobody understands you, and you like to get high and draw emotional pictures, you’re an ISFP.
If you have zero feelings, moderate six subreddits, love to procrastinate, and are secretly twelve calculators in a trench coat, you’re an INTP.
If nobody understands your tortured, selfish soul and you write dramatic poetry every waking hour that you don’t turn and toss in bed, wondering if anyone will ever understand your terrible plight of life, you’re an INFP.
If you are quiet, considerate, and literally made of chocolate, you’re an ISFJ.
If you love rules, never have ideas, and are extremely boring, you’re an ISTJ
And if you have ever thought about the future ever and consider yourself at least slightly above average intelligence, well you obviously must be an INTJ.
And finally, if you have ever thought about the future, have feelings, and want to be special, you must be INFJ. Did you know it’s the rarest type?
$2.00 – You love to read (books, articles, stories, etc.)
$2.00 – You love to write.
$4.00 – You are uncomfortable with small talk.
$1.00 – “What is breakfast?”
$10.00 – You had/have straight A grades in school.
$6.00 – You are competitive af.
$8.00 – You almost take pride in being called an emotionless robot.
$3.00 – You are kind of a loner.
$1.00 – You prefer cats over dogs.
$5.00 – You are obsessed with MBTI.
$4.00 – You collect a lot of weird/unusual things.
$3.00 – Your room is kind of messy.
$4.00 – Your desk is even worse.
$6.00 – You can’t even see your desk.
$4.00 – You have a chair on which you drape the clothes you decide to not wear.
$3.00 – You impulse buy (checkout lanes with candy are especially dangerous).
$8.00 – Your favorite subject is math or chemistry.
$10.00 – Something must be terribly wrong for you to cry in front of someone.
$3.00 – You could sleep for three days straight if you were allowed to do so.
$7.00 – But you can still function perfectly with just 2 hours of sleep.
$10.00 – In relationships, you either care too much or not at all.
$8.00 – You have been called a nerd/geek countless times.
$0.50 – You have a speech impediment.
$4.00 – You are awful with names.
$10.00 – But you can pull the most random facts out of your butt at any given
$3.00 – You play video games.
$10.00 – You have a dream job, but lack the drive to pursue it.
$7.00 – You have memorized the location of every country on the map.
$7.00 – You have memorized all or most of the periodic table.
$10.00 – You have attempted (successfully or not) to learn an entire language
for fun. $3.00 – You ask Google so. many. questions. $10.00 – IQ tests are fun! $2.50 – You consider yourself self-conscious or insecure. $2.00
– You would rather live in the city than the country. $4.00 – You’ve been called insensitive. $5.00 – You’re actually a huge goofball. $10.00 – You’re procrastinating from doing something right this second.
Deductions – Subtract these if:
-$10.00 – Your favorite subject is history.
-$10.00 – You aren’t afraid to sing in front of people.
-$10.00 – You love theatre/arts.
-$10.00 – You are a manager/boss at your workplace.
-$10.00 – You love Christmas music.
-$10.00 – You have more than three VERY close friends.
-$10.00 – You work in a social setting or with a lot of people.
-$10.00 – Misspellings and bad grammar don’t bother you.
-$10.00 – You love the beach.
-$10.00 – You are not particularly interested in space/astronomy.
If you get $200, you’re as pure as they come. Reblog your worth and tag your fellow INTPs!