Life as an INTP
  • the alarm goes off at 7 a.m. You turn the alarm off, only for another to go off a minute later, and then the next minute after that, and then the next after that, until you’re fully awake and realize what your xxxJ roommate has done to you
  • buckets of caffeine
  • did you eat?
  • or did you just think about eating?
  • you have so so much you want to tell people
  • but you know they don’t really want to know so you keep quiet
  • until someone does want to know and you word vomit all over everything
  • useless factoids from The Internet you think you’ll never use
  • that glorious moment when you do use one
  • it isn’t that you intend to abandon all your projects/hobbies, they just don’t hold the same excitement they used to, so it’s hard to find the motivation to do them
  • you see the world as mysterious and beautiful, but that sounds really stupid and Feeler-y to say, so you don’t
  • but you think it
  • because you’re always thinking
  • and it can be a bad thing when you zone out and people feel like you’re staring at them
  • people though.
  • people are interesting and complicated and confusing and pretty nice in small doses
  • it’s when you’re given too large a dose that the world seems to be disintegrating to madness before your eyes
  • but really you’re just a normal person, and not a robot or a cold witch or a leprechaun like people make you out to be
  • you’re just you
  • which is all anyone can really ask for

An INFP’s “Liked” Playlist

I am only one INFP, but it is fun to see whether INFPs have similar taste. Also , be aware that at different times of our life we will listen to differemt things.

( I will try not to do multiple songs by one artist that way you get more variety.)

Pick me up- Perfume

Force- Alan Walker

Northern Lights- Cider Sky

Wait for me- Motopony

Safe and Sound- Capital Cities

For Rose- Parov Stelar

Take a walk- Passion Pit

Twentytwofourteen- The Album leaf

Pillow talking- Clint Mansen

Drive it like you stole it- Sing Street

Details- Sarah Reeves

Toryanse- Passepied

Float- Eric Nam

Harajuku Iyahoi- Kyary PamyuPamyu

Wave Walker- Citizen Way

Cello Song feat. Jose Gonzales- The Books

Never Beyond Repair- Everfound

Everything- TobyMac

Future- Jordan Feliz

Elephant Gun- Beirut

DNA- BTS

Come to me- SEVENTEEN

Dont want to wake up- Capital Kings

Rush Hour- Chotokkyu

Pioneers- For king and country

Lemonworld- The national

This is Why we cant have nice things- Taylor Swift

Movie soundtracks-really this should be its own post…there are too many

College Kids- Relient K

Young Blood- Naked and Famous

Ink- Coldplay

Embers- Owl City

Dont you (forget about me)- Simple minds

Closer- Chainsmokers

Dirty Paws- of monsters and men

Shape of You- Ed Sheeran

Shackleton- Adam Young

Known- Tauren Wells

And a few random pop songs that really just deal with my mood for that time.

The Types Reacting to an Insult

Tells them to shut up: ESTP, ISTP, ESTJ, ISTJ

Backlashes with perfect comeback: ENTP, INTJ

Takes it as a personal attack: ISFP, INFP, ENTJ

Apologizes for some reason: ISFJ, INFJ, ENFJ,

Will probably cry: ESFJ, ESFP, ENFP

Laughs and agrees: INTP

The Types in College

ENTP: overall a good student but they go out every Friday night to drink away their pain and get wasted – regrets it each week but will not stop until they feel like their life is going somewhere, never takes anyone’s advice

ESTP: they don’t look as dead inside but they’re the deadest inside, probably only passing their math classes because they make their friend tutor them once in a while, they act stupid but they really arent tho

ENFP: Asks all their friends to teach them things because they feel like asking the teachers will make them look bad, most likely to openly have a mental breakdown during class every other week, will get far in life if they stopped procrastinating

ESFP: They were getting ready for this since freshman year of highschool. They were preparing themselves. They truly, honestly were. But somewhere along the way, they lost it. What did they lose? yes.

ENTJ: mastered the superiority complex face four years ago and somehow they just keep improving it, gets through their classes easily, thinks college is chill (actually not haha psyche that’s what they want you to think)

ENFJ: Started to consider dropping out of college back in high school, probably more interested in the fine arts classes, lowkey scares everyone but they dont realise it and they get genuinely surprised when people tell them that they’re kinda scary

ESFJ: They used to be one of the top students in high school but they became a little better than mediocre in college due to stress stress stress, really self conscious, poor thing pls show them warmth in this cold cruel world

ESTJ: Often seen as the leaders during those dreadful, wrenched group projects and their group almost always gets the highest score. Wants to become a dictator but those weren’t the options

INTP: They treat college like highschool, but like a really hardcore highschool. Sure, they can get the studying done easily and (somehow) get pretty good grades but everything else is like climbing Mt. Everest. “Okay but how do you expect me to go out there and–and BUY things?? Why did they think leaving me alone was a good idea. I’m so malnourished”

INTJ: mental breakdowns every other day that last like ten minutes, sits in the front of the classroom, sort of a teacher’s pet but not in the obnoxious way yknow man they just wanna get through life successfully

ISFP: Average by day, dreamer by night. They’re doing fine so far but whenever they have free time, they plan on how to escape from civilisation and build a cabin in the middle of the woods in Alaskan wilderness. Stress free and hey! no diploma necessary

ISTJ: they sit in the middle of the classroom and aren’t really seen studying (ever) but somehow pass with a grade that’s better than half of the class, they’ll go days without shopping and binge shop whenever they do

ISTP: Only raises their hand whenever they come up with a smartass comment to piss off the teachers but the teachers cant get rid of them because other than that they’re [ISTP] actually good students, goes on backpacking trips during free weekends to get away from everyone

INFP: Probably failed their first year because they really, genuinely, had no idea what the shit they were doing, needs to be reminded of what to do next all the time, intelligent but lazy

INFJ: The really approachable one who probably wants to be a biology teacher and everyone loves them as a student teacher. Reeaallly popular but not in a bad way and they probably have sparkles trailing behind them wherever they go

ISFJ: Nobody knows who they are, never raises their hand during class, always tired even though they get more sleep than the average college student, puts in the most effort and gets along fine but not socially

MBTI Aesthetics

ISTJ: finishing homework right away, instruction manuals, calm before the storm, hugs when you most need them

ISTP: a crisp autumn day, fixing an old car, scent of gasoline, tequila, drunken nights

ISFJ: warm hugs from your mother, sundresses, being in bed early, Sun after a thunderstorm, comfort food

ISFP: curling up with a book by a fireplace, cozy blankets, charcoal drawings, maxi skirts and sandals, hot chocolate

INTJ: perfectionists, math formula sheets, valedictorian, using a new pen for the first time, watching Jeopardy

INTP: wearing shorts in the winter, Disney villains, conspiracy theories, khaki pants, new glasses

INFJ: plants, meditation, long walks on the beach, “I love yous” at 3 am, babysitting, Disney princess movies

INFP: rainy days, old typewriters, creaky attic stairs, the scent of a new book, unicorns, fresh snow, three hour phone calls

ESTJ: going to the gym at 6 am, ironed and pressed suits and ties, president of the United States, red carpets

ESTP: skiing in the winter, frat parties, the smell of pipes or tobacco, the Anchorman movies

ESFJ: tea parties, kisses on the cheek, pastels, sleeping in the same bed, homemade brownies, sorority rush

ESFP: last minute ragers, disco balls, perfume, soft hugs, singing in the car with the windows down

ENTJ: whiskey, long debates, sarcasm, “Most Likely to Succeed”, navy blue

ENTP: bowties in every color of the rainbow, car rides at midnight, icy days, grand romantic gestures

ENFJ: the leaves as they change colors, comforting words in the middle of the night, swimming with dolphins, self compassion

ENFP: neon colors, crying from laughter, strawberry lemonade, sleeping with all your stuffed animals, performing onstage

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Stranger Things Kids + MBTI Types

MBTI: Even the…

INFJ: Even the kind, have limits.

ENFJ: Even the leader can lose hope.

ISFJ: Even the empathetic can stop caring.

ESFJ: Even the great can fall.

ISTJ: Even the dedicated can become tired.

ESTJ: Even the doer can lose their way.

INTJ: Even the logical has a heart.

ENTJ: Even the General can be vulnerable.

INFP: Even the faithful can lose faith.

ENFP: Even the happiest can be sad.

INTP: Even the analytical has emotions.

ISTP: Even the brave have fears.

ESTP: Even the confident can have doubt.

ISFP: Even the abstract can lose sight.

ESFP: Even the cheerful can become somber.

ENTP: Even the fighter can drop the sword.

Please do not copy without giving credit! This took a lot of research and time. Thank you!

-Sophia Culler

The Stereotypical Types as Siblings

ENFJ: The elder sibling who’s sort of popular but like not sports/cheer popular and hates everyone else’s siblings

ENTP: The bossy elder sibling who intimidates the shit out of their younger sibling’s friends but their younger sibling loves them because they’re actually really fun to be with

ESTP: The (probably younger) sibling who never leaves the house unless it’s to play Pokemon Go and their parents are “kinda” disappointed in them

ESFJ: The “cool” sibling who /is/ the popular kid at school and does cheer and is really sweet and nice and does anything they can to get away from the annoying little play dates their younger siblings bring along

ENTJ: The elder sibling whose younger sibling’s friends are constantly intimidated by and always avoid even though they [entj] dont always mean to be that scary

ENFP: The younger sibling who everybody likes because they’re so outgoing and nice but secretly they’re emo shits

ESTJ: They’re like the second mother and annoys the shit outta their younger siblings because c'mon, why have a second mother when you have a real one yknow

ESFP: The younger sibling who’s cooler than the elder sibling (and they know it) and they have a ton of friends and wakes up with new things to talk about during breakfast every day

INTP: The sibling who their parents are the most disappointed in because they’re nothing like what their parents hoped to be like they’re good siblings but they’re just not what was supposed to happen

INTJ: The sibling who never leaves their room and has a shrine of their obsession in a corner and they always cry over their grades even though they have like straight A+’s

INFP: They’re the hippie of the family and they probably have peace signs painted in pig’s blood on their wall but they love their family so much even though they complain about them 24/7

INFJ: The elder sibling who actually hangs out with their younger siblings and watches the same tv shows as them and goes to cons n stuff probably the perfect elder sibling

ISTJ: The sibling who has their fifty friends over all the time one by one but they lowkey hate them all so they shove their friends to their siblings to deal with and their siblings are better friends with them anyway

ISTP: They’re their younger siblings’ model but also not because they’re so uncomfortable to be around at first but otherwise they’re the sibling you want to become but not have yknow

ISFP: The sibling who sorta disappears a lot but always comes back alive with some new story to tell. Most likely to become a vagabond lmao

ISFJ: The really distant sibling who’s always worried about the future and seems like they don’t really care about others but those who are close to them know that they care a whole whole lot and that they just get caught up in their work a lot

How People View INFPs vs. How INFPS Actually Are
  • What people think INFPs are like: Precious sweethearts who are -so- emotional and cry about -everything- all the time.
  • What INFPs are actually like: Warriors that are stuck dreaming about the ways they want to help and rescue the people they love, and win love in return. They want the world to be like the fictional one they have in their head and if they are too overwhelmed by life's problems they want to be -alone-, even away from their closest friends, to be upset and jaded at the world.
  • How people think INFPs socialize: When they see their friends, they weep for joy because it's so beautiful, and they just can't take the sheer beauty of the friendship.
  • How INFPs -actually- socialize: Most of their social interactions happen with the version of you they have in their head.
  • How often people think INFPs cry: Everytime the sun sets. Everytime the icing on their cupcake is perfect. Everytime they walk in the park. Everytime the wind blows. Everytime...
  • How often INFPs actually cry: When something has come along to truly, truly break their heart. Which is actually hard to do. When everything that they have desired in life begins to fall apart and they feel their dreams crumbling. When they realize they don't know what to do, to go back to where they were before. When they're watching a sad movie/reading a sad book.
  • How easy people think it is to befriend an INFP: Be a person. Congrats you're their friend.
  • How easy it -actually- is to befriend an INFP: It isn't. You may consider them -your- friend, but they don't consider you the same. You're not really their friend until you prove that you and they share a true kindred link.
  • What people think INFPs dream about: Being rescued by a knight in shining armor.
  • What INFPs actually dream about: Being a knight in shining armor, rescuing.
  • What people think annoys an INFP: Nothing.
  • What actually annoys an INFP: Loads of stuff, including MBTI posts that type us as crybaby cinnamon rolls. Please stop. It's humiliating. Thanks.