mbm: hannibal

Me, a month ago: I want to write some fanfic but definitely not any sex scenes.

Me, now: I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING PORN EVER .


Me, a month ago: Will clearly bottoms.

Me, now: BOTTOM!HANNIBAL IS MY JAM, JELLY AND PEANUT BUTTER.


Me, a month ago: AUs are not really my thing.

Me, now: FUCKING SPACEDOGS YASSS.


Me, a month ago: Well I’m total Hannigram trash but… Madancy? I dunno.

Me, now: MADANCY IS LIFE IT IS TRUTH AND I AM GARBAGE OH GOD.



Thanks a lot Fannibals, I hope you’re satisfied.