mayor jay


March 31, 2017

Jay Z updates his Twitter.

“Kalief was a prophet….I believe our prophets come in many shapes or forms. Sometimes our prophets come in the form of young undeveloped energy that will teach all us grownups how to love better and have more compassion.” - Shawn “Jay Z” Carter from TIME: The Kalief Browder Story.

The Ninja Talking to the Mayor of Ninjago City

Jay: Excuse me sir, but I think it is time you start paying us.

Mayor: What do you mean?

Kai: We do a lot of hard work saving Ninjago.

Mayor: Yes but you only save it when it is in peril, I can’t pay you regularly for something that happens so rarely…

Nya: Uh Ninjago is in trouble like every week Mr. Mayor…

Mayor: Nervously sweating