maybe we can get a dog instead

Attention Needy Sentence Starters

“Well since you didn’t text me back in two seconds I guess you hate me”

“I know we spent the past 48 hours together but one more game”

“You won’t love me so I guess I’ll just DIE”

“I’m not talking to you! Hey- stop ignoring me!!”

“My mother calls me more than you do”

“Me? Oh yeah I’ve been on this couch for three dad straight thanks for just noticing :)”

“Maybe I should just get a dog instead”

“I’ve seen my grandmother more than you and she’s dead”

“HI I’M HERE AND READY TO BE LOVED

“I can’t believe you’d trade me for that tv show- I know that’s not what you said but I know it’s what you meant!

"I’m not needy just… attention selective”

Fuck you, buddy, and the horse you commandeered and rode in on.

“It’s like a two-tiered system,” he noted. “If a superhero knocks over a building and there are 5,000 people in the building that we can presume are now dead, does it matter? Because they’re not people we know. But if one dog we like gets run over by a car, it’s the worst thing we’ve we’ve ever seen. I totally understand where that visceral reaction comes from. I have that same reaction. There’s also something shitty about that. So instead of saying, ‘How could you do this to somebody you know and care about?’ maybe when it’s happening to somebody we don’t know so well, maybe then it should hit us all a bit harder.”  DB Weiss (x)

There is so much about this article to dissect and rip apart, but this frosts my ass more than anything else. The very last thing I need is DB Weiss lecturing me about morality, especially in light of the long list of truly horrible choices they’ve made this season. So … what? Is Game of Thrones supposed to be teaching us all a lesson now? Maybe I’d buy it if they’d chosen to adapt the series in a way that explored the issues actually addressed by GRRM in ASOIAF. But no, we get Sansa raped by Ramsey Bolton, Sand Snake boobies, a completely incomprehensible Dorne plot, Olly Chekhov, 20 men managing to decimate (unseen) a camp made up of thousands of soldiers, and a man who’d survived a siege that included being starved out turning into someone so ambitious (rather than dutiful) that he’d sacrifice his daughter in order to plant his ass on the Iron Throne.

Fuck you, Dan. And fuck you too, David. Come talk to me about morality once you’ve pulled your over-inflated heads out of your asses.

Edited to add: One other thing. If D&D really wanted to drive home the point about taking the time to consider and care about something horrible happening to someone we don’t know, why didn’t they adapt the whole Winterfell/Theon story the way it was told in the books and bring in Jeyne Poole, huh? Why didn’t they do that? 

anonymous asked:

This woman has come in twice now looking for pepper spray to use on her dog. Apparently, her dog attacks other dogs and when she's walking him, she wants pepper spray so she can spray it on him if he gets ahold of another dog. That's not an item we sell. Maybe fucking spend your money on a good behaviorist instead?