maybe they're sam and bucky and steve

aughisky  asked:

Hey! I absolutely love your writing, and I thought of a prompt that feels perfect for Stucky--Steve and Bucky are on a Work Retreat with Work Friends and after a few drinks end up back in one of their rooms, on the verge of hooking up. Only, just then Mutual Friend Sam knocks on the door, but (oh no!) neither Steve nor Bucky can remember what room they're in and so can't figure out who should respond. Maybe Sam knows? And is messing with them? TIA, you're fantastic <3

I decided to do Steve and Bucky as sober instead of tipsy because I just like to write consent to be very, very clear!

— —

Steve takes a seat next to Bucky at the bar. “This taken?” he asks.

“It is by your presumptive ass,” Bucky says. “You want a drink?”

“Ginger ale?” Steve asks.

“What me to ask ‘em for a shot of something? Some grenadine, perhaps?” Bucky asks, gesturing to his own Shirley Temple.

“That’s a little wild, Barnes. Not sure if I’m up to it,” Steve says.

“Aw, c’mon, live a little,” Bucky says. He gestures to the bartender. “Can I get my buddy a Shirley Temple? Extra cherries, and put it on my tab,” he says.

The bartender nods and gets to work.

“How’s everyone doing?” Steve asks.

“Sam’s fine, Maria is gettin’ into an argument with Dum Dum, but that’s par for the course. You wanna know how I’m doin’?” Bucky asks, wagging his brows a few times.

Steve rolls his eyes. “Doesn’t take a genius to see that you’re fine,” he says.

Bucky raises his eyebrows. “So you think I’m fine?” he asks.

The bartender sets Steve’s drink down in front of him. “I, I didn’t say that!” Steve stutters out. The bartender snorts and Steve shoots her a look, but thanks her anyway because Sarah Rogers raised a son with manners.

“Anyhow, what’s on the agenda for tonight?” Bucky asks. “Got another executive session planned?”

Steve sighs. “As a matter of fact, I do not,” he says, taking a sip of his Shirley Temple.

Bucky hums in agreement, and surveys the bar. “Seems like a chill night,” he says.

“Sure does. Think everyone needs some rest after the awesome team building exercises we did today.”

Bucky looks over at Steve through the corner of his eye. “You’re jokin’, right?” he asks.

Steve grins. “‘Course I am,” he says.

Bucky laughs. “Jeez, the sober corner got a lot more fun when you joined the firm.”

“Did it?” Steve asks.

He nods. “Yeah, it did.”

Steve had been worried about the vibe at the new firm when he first got here. His last job was… pretty booze-heavy, and the fact of the matter is that Steve doesn’t like to drink. Never has, never will. It took all of ten minutes to find Bucky sitting at the corner of the bar with a Shirley Temple — his usual poison — and great conversation. Bucky’s been sober since he was eighteen for reasons that he doesn’t talk about, and the two started hanging out during office retreats. Then they started hanging out at the office. Now, Steve just wishes they could take their hang-outs to the next level.

“Hey,” Bucky says. “If I ask you to come hang out in my room do you gotta fill out some paperwork?”

“What?” Steve asks.

“Let’s ditch this place and go hang out in my room,” Bucky says.

Steve’s heart starts pounding and he throws back his drink in a few gulps. “Let’s go,” he says.

“Was that some weird macho shit?” Bucky asks.

Steve rolls his eyes. “I just didn’t want to waste your money.”

Bucky leans in. “Steve, buddy,” he says, voice going low. “It’s on the company’s dime.”

— —

The walk to Bucky’s room is pretty short and Steve spends it with his hands in his pockets, heart beating fast in his chest. Bucky unlocks the door and opens it for Steve. “After you,” he says.

Steve walks into the room. It looks the same as his generic hotel room, but knowing that Bucky’s spent the past few nights in here sends a little thrill up Steve’s spine.

“Sorry,” Bucky says. “Was kinda goin’ nuts out there. By the end of these retreats I just get a little sick of everyone.”

“Did you want to be alone?” Steve asks, managing to keep the disappointment out of his voice.

“No, I wanna hang out with you,” Bucky says. “Unless you wanna go,” he says, futzing with something on the table and not looking at Steve.

“I want to be where you are,” Steve says, maybe a little too honest.

But then Bucky looks up at him with a smile. “Yeah?” he asks.

“You may not have noticed, but I really like you,” Steve says.

“You’re gonna have to be more clear than that,” Bucky says. “Don’t think HR will take ‘really like you’ as an official relationship designation.”

“How about, I’ve been wanting you to ask me out since we met?” Steve says, standing straight and hoping for the best.

“So, boyfriend?” Bucky asks.

“That’s a little presumptuous, but sure,” Steve says. “Boyfriend works.”

“Boyfriend,” Bucky says, moving across the room, closer to Steve. “Hi boyfriend,” he says, coming so close that he’s almost flush against Steve’s chest.

“Hi,” Steve says, leaning down and wrapping an arm around Bucky’s back. “Why don’t we…” he says, pressing his lips to Bucky’s.

Their kiss is amazing and slow and the sexiest thing that’s ever happened to Steve.

And it’s cut off too soon by a knock at the door.

Fuck,” Bucky says.

“Don’t answer it,” Steve says.

BUCKY,” says a loud voice on the other side of the door.

“Sam,” they say in unison.

Bucky sighs and detaches himself from Steve. Steve frowns, but doesn’t complain when he does.

Bucky walks over to the door and opens it up, part of the way, not enough to let Sam see Steve. “Hey man,” he says. “What’s up?”

“We need a ride to Taco Bell, wanna soak up some of this poison. You game?”

“Oh, uh, I’m a little busy right now.”

“Don’t be like that, Bucky. Take us to Taco Bell!”

And that’s when Steve walks up behind Bucky. “Take an Uber,” he says, then gently pulls Bucky out the way and closes the door.

He can hear Sam whoop as he and Bucky kiss again, this time for real.

anonymous asked:

SamBucky + I can insult him every second of every day but if someone else does it they're are gonna regret ever been born (except maybe Steve)

This is canon

-Sam and Bucky tease each other 24/7. They’ve given Steve a stomach ulcer. To everyone else, they look like they can’t stand each other but they are sleeping together and completely in love
-Steve gives Sam the cap mantle after he decides it’s time to retire.
-the whole racist ass world does that dumb “give back the shield” thing from the comics and Bucky is GOING TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE UNIVERSE
-he spends hours on Twitter dragging everyone. He interrupts reporters at press conferences. The world will love Sam cap if it’s the last thing he will do
-sam asks Bucky to be his “sidekick/partner/teammate” and the whole dumbass world is like “do you really want a CRIMINAL helping you?”
-Sam then goes on a 2000000 minute rant about how NOBODY is more prepared to have his back
-together, they live happily ever after, fighting crime and driving each other crazy, lovingly.
outrun my gun - biblionerd07 - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
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Sooo @i-will-not-be-caged​ has been having a shitty time lately (to put it SO lightly, I’m so sorry, bb) AND @cameronwolfe​ encouraged me, so here is 2.5k of hurt/comfort for Sam/Steve/Bucky. Warnings: Sam gets shot on a mission, but it’s relatively minor; he’s on pain medications. An excerpt:

Bucky licks his lips. “I look out for you and Steve. And then I look out for everyone else.”

“You look out for Steve because he’s Steve,” Sam says. Maybe his brain’s not quite back online yet or something. He feels like he’s missing something.

“And I look out for you because you’re you,” Bucky says simply.

Sam is sure Bucky’s not saying what it sounds like he’s saying. “No, I know, but…no, that’s not…”

“Sam.” Steve’s head pops up off the bed and Sam jumps a little. Which doesn’t hurt, because of the drugs, but Sam winces reflexively. If Sam’s reflexes were at 100%, he probably would’ve just drop-kicked Steve. Which only would’ve hurt Sam’s foot, probably. Steve’s smiling weirdly at him. Soft. “He’s saying we love you.”

“Yeah, okay,” Sam says suspiciously. “I love you too, but that’s—”

“Sam,” Steve admonishes. He laces his fingers through Sam’s and reaches up with his other hand to touch Sam’s cheek again. Oh, yeah, Sam remembers that from earlier. Good stuff. “We love you.”

“We’re in love with you,” Bucky adds. That’s actually a really helpful addition, and Sam feels like maybe they could’ve led with that.

Basically Civil War
  • Wanda: (sitting in cafe) Uh, should I say something that explains my powers to the people who didn't see Age of Ultron?
  • Nat: Yeah, may as well. Speaking of which, do I have a forced romantic subplot in this movie?
  • Sam: Nope, I can't see one.
  • Nat: Oh, thank god.
  • ------------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, just like we practiced.
  • Wanda: What about the gas?
  • Steve: Get it out. (jumps in)
  • Wanda: Uh, Steve, shouldn't I have gotten the gas out before you jumped in there?
  • Steve: Don't worry, this is just a super soldier power that was never set up before now.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: You're going to jail, Skeletor. Sam said that would be a good joke, I don't personally get it.
  • Crossbones: OK, good joke, but hear me out: Bucky.
  • Steve: Shit, you've got me.
  • Crossbones: And now you're going to die.
  • Wanda: Don't worry I've got this.
  • Wanda: (throws the bomb at a building, killing several people, setting the whole plot of the film in motion)
  • Wanda: I don't got this.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Ah, today seems to be going well. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Vague parent: Hello, your discount Skynet murdered my son.
  • Tony: Fuck, I thought the guilt tripping thing was over.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, it's not your fault.
  • Wanda: Steve, it is absolutely my fault.
  • Steve: I know, I'm just trying to make you feel better.
  • Vision: (phases into room) I'm here to steal the movie. And also Wanda's heart.
  • Wanda: Vision, I love you, but please stop doing this.
  • Steve: Wait, has he done this before?
  • Vision: The last time this happened, I walked in on Wanda-
  • ------------------------------
  • General Ross: Hello, Avengers. I'm here to fuck everything up.
  • Wanda: Who the fuck are you?
  • General Ross: I was in the Hulk movie where Bruce looked like the guy from Fight Club.
  • Nat: Yeah, that was weird.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: I'm here to support the American government gain further control over superhero activity as I believe it is necessary.
  • Steve: That's odd, I'm here to fight against government control as I no longer trust them.
  • Tony: Yeah, it feels like our points of view should be reversed.
  • Steve: That says a lot about how we've progressed as characters. (receives text) Shit.
  • Tony: Language. What is it?
  • Steve: A side development to break the audience's hearts. We've got a lot of those.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, Steve, keep it together. Hopefully Sharon Carter won't be in this, and you won't have to go through a creepy romantic sub plot.
  • Sharon: Hi, I'm here to quote the comic and kiss super soldiers.
  • Steve: Goddammit.
  • ----------------------------
  • Nat: Well, I'm here, something big is going to go down.
  • T'Challa: Hi, I'm the first black superhero on screen.
  • Nat: Wait, what about Falcon? Or War Machine?
  • T'Challa: They're sidekicks, they don't count in the same way.
  • Nat: OK, nice to meet you. Are any of your parents in this movie?
  • T'Challa: Yes, why?
  • Nat: Uh, let's just say you're story arc will involve revenge.
  • ----------------------------
  • Wanda: Why are you cooking?
  • Vision: I believe this is meant to set us up as a romantic couple.
  • Wanda: Well, it's working. Maybe Marvel have learned their lesson from Age of Ultron.
  • Vision: I believe Sharon and Steve also have a romantic sub-plot.
  • Wanda: Spoke too soon.
  • --------------------------
  • Nat: Steve, whatever you do, don't go after Bucky.
  • Steve: Sure thing Nat. (hangs up) Sam, we're going after Bucky.
  • Sam: The dude tried to kill us multiple times.
  • Steve: Yeah, but he's cute AF.
  • Sam: Fine.
  • -------------------------
  • Steve: OK, I'm in Bucky's flat, but he's not here.
  • Bucky: Who's not here?
  • Steve: OH MY GOD! Bucky!
  • Bucky: Still don't remember you.
  • Steve: Damn it.
  • --------------------------
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • --------------------------
  • Tony: For god's sake, Steve, why did you save him?
  • Steve: He's my best friend.
  • Tony: He murdered a thousand people.
  • Steve: He was brainwashed.
  • Tony: Cool motive, still murder.
  • ---------------------------
  • Martin: Hello, I'm Martin Freeman. I heard Benedict was in the MCU, and I couldn't let him do that without me.
  • Zemo: And I'm Zemo, I'm here to screw everything up.
  • Steve: Yeah, no one really cares about you guys. Also, if you hurt my boyfriend, I hurt you.
  • Martin/Zemo: What?
  • Steve: What?
  • ---------------------------
  • Zemo: Vague brain washy words.
  • Steve: Bucky no.
  • Tony: Bucky no.
  • Nat: Bucky no.
  • Martin: Bucky no.
  • Everyone: BUCKY NO!
  • Bucky: Bucky no!
  • Zemo: Bucky yes.
  • Bucky: Bucky yes.
  • ---------------------------
  • Bucky: Escape, beat up superheroes, get away in helicopter. This is a good plan.
  • Bucky: Damn it, why does this blonde guy keep ruining everything? And why is he so hot?
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: We need to bring Cap and Bucky in.
  • Nat: Who are we going to get to do that?
  • Tony: I know a kid. Even though there is literally no reason why I could even possibly know who he is.
  • Nat: Not the Spider-kid.
  • Tony: Why not?
  • Nat: I thought I was the arachnid themed hero.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey, kid, your aunt is hot.
  • Peter: Please stop talking.
  • Tony: Also, I know you're Spider-Man.
  • Peter: How the hell do you know that?
  • Tony: I read the script. Would you like to go to Germany?
  • Peter: I can't, I'm finally a kid, I have homework and stuff that the other spidermen never worried about.
  • Tony: OK, but what if I told you you get to meet superheroes?
  • Peter: Would I get to meet Captain America?
  • Tony: ... yeah.
  • -----------------------------
  • Wanda: Vision, I want to help Captain America.
  • Vision: Wanda no.
  • Hawkeye: Wanda yes.
  • Wanda: Didn't you retire in Age of Ultron?
  • Hawkeye: We're kind of glossing over some things that happened in that film.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Did you find Ant-Man?
  • Hawkeye: Yeah, why are we bringing him anyway?
  • Steve: We heard that Team Iron Man have got a comic relief sidekick with a insect theme, and we need to match them.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: So, it has come to this. Heroes vs. heroes. Friend against friend. Brother against brother.
  • Steve: Yeah, yeah, shall we fight?
  • T'Challa: Shall we indeed?
  • Steve: Hang on, Tony, why is he on your team?
  • T'Challa: Oh, don't worry about me, captain. I'm only here to steal the spotlight.
  • Spider-Man: Did somebody mention stealing the spotlight?
  • T'Challa: God damn it.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Guys, the trailer's have given away most of the badass moments from this fight scene. We need something that's extremely memorable and awesome. Preferably something right from the comics.
  • Ant-Man: Hey, I've got an idea. (becomes giant.)
  • Spider-Man: HOLY SHIT!
  • Steve: That should do it.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, just before the finale, we need something for the Stucky fans to go nuts over.
  • Bucky: How about you lovingly pat me on the shoulder and we reminisce about old times?
  • Steve: I love you.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey guys, I'm here to redeem myself and help catch the bad guy.
  • Zemo: Hello, I'm the bad guy. I'm the one who orchestrated the bombing.
  • Steve: Right on cue.
  • Bucky: Guys, this is too easy.
  • Zemo: Hey, Stark, Bucky killed your parents.
  • Tony: OK, that's it. Bucky dies.
  • Zemo: Everything is going to plan.
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • Zemo: OK, fine, kill me.
  • T'Challa: Actually, since this is a superhero film, let's arrest you.
  • Zemo: For fuck's sake.
  • Steve: LANGUAGE.

anonymous asked:

i know a lot of people consider steve a hypocrite after civil war but tbh, that kinda the vibe i was getting from tony and natasha. I'm a fan of both iron man and black widow, but i hated the way they were acting when steve, sam and bucky got arrested. They both had this holier than thou attitude. Which is crazy to me, considering they both contributed to evil before. I know they're not evil and they both have good intentions, but its the truth. Idk maybe its just me. What do you think?

I spent ages deciding whether or not to respond to this bc like, t*ny stans can be much when u say something negative about him. Listen, the whole “Steve’s a hypocrite” after Civil War made no sense to me??? Like he never once contradicted himself? He said from the get go he didn’t agree with the accords, in the very first film he made it clear that everything else comes second to him when Bucky’s safety is involved, and that he’s willing and ready to go to extremes for him. He also wasn’t even fighting against the accords in the main fight, he was fighting bc he needed to get the hell to Moscow to stop Zemo from completing his plan, which he thought was to release 5 soldiers deadlier than The OG Winter Soldier. Steve has always fought for freedom of choice, which like, he stood by in this film, he didn’t want governments removing his right to choose. Like wtf fam, Steve wasn’t hypocritical at all in this film??? Natasha, she never even really picked a side, she disagreed with the accords but just signed them to get them off her back, and morally still sided more with Steve and called out T*ny for letting his ego get in the way of his decisions, so like Nat was kinda a weird one for me in this film, she didn’t really pick either side? T*ny though. He was upset about the death of this kid in sokovia and then he recruits Peter to be on his team even though Peter is 15 and has nothing to do with this fight? Like this isn’t me saying Peter couldn’t handle it, he could, it’s just me saying that the move was hypocritical on T*ny’s part given how strongly he reacted to kids being hurt bc of Avenger activity. Then on top of that is the fact he basically just gave Peter his opinion of Steve so that Peter would agree to help him out and think Steve was in the wrong, but if you actually listen to the little speech Peter gives in his bedroom, he and Steve are so very similar, that had he been involved from the beginning and had any personal stakes in this interaction at all, he probably would have been on Cap’s team. But that’s not relevant to the question. Then there’s the fact T*ny is so adamant about this accords business, and needing to be put in check, but then he not only participates in the whole airport fiasco, but he then doesn’t get punished for his involvement, like it’s acknowledged that he should be, but he’s not, so like….where’s he getting put in check there? Idk man, that’s just my opinion on it, but like I didn’t see Steve’s actions as in any way hypocritical to his beliefs, but T*ny I did see as being hypocritical in ways throughout the movie. 

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: so Steve & Bucky both fall for Sam pretty quickly after all's said & done, right? (because WOW i mean who *wouldn't*?) And they share their woes with each other (& don't breathe a word to Sam) and it's maybe fine while they're in the commiserating stage, both of them kinda still unsure about what exactly they want to DO with their crush anyway (Steve's hella out of practice, his crushes being so few and far between, and Bucky obviously hasn't been gettin' any action for years). (1/?)

The biweekly “Why Did Sam Wilson Happen To Us” support meetings cover such varied topics as “That new uniform is Not Fair”, “Sam introduced me to this new band, here–you need to listen too!”, and “He said Monte Cristos are his favorite sandwich. Let’s figure out how to make them!”. Except then ONE DAY one of them grumpily grumbles “Sometimes–I just want to kiss ‘im. Right on the mouth.” and the other is like, “Well why DON’T you. :[” and from there: chaos. (2/?)

Because, see, Bucky’s still hot-wired to want to give Steve the best–and post-WS, Steve is like doubly determined to do the same for Bucky. And a chance to be with Sam? Definitely The Best. So their meetings quickly devolve into trying to egg on the other to ask Sam out, which goes about as well as you’d expect with two stubborn, self-sacrificing disasters. But then Bucky has a plan– he doesn’t have to wait for Mr. Virgin to get his act together, he’ll just get SAM to ask STEVE out! >:) (3/?)

But TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, BARNES, so as much as Bucky starts trying to talk Steve up to Sam, Steve retaliates in reverse. Unfortunately, with how much Steve & Bucky are talking up *each other*, it leads Sam to the opposite conclusion–he guesses they finally got together? Romance for the ages and all that. Good for them. He’s maybe a little heartbroken, but it’s not like he had a chance anyway; he’ll get over it at some point. (Natasha is definitely facepalming in the background) (4/4)

They're making an Ant-Man movie?
  • Me: Without Jan? Yeah, no thanks.
  • Marvel: Haley Atwell is in it.
  • Me: Well...maybe I'll pirate it or something...idk...
  • Marvel: We added Falcon!
  • Me: Oh. In that case, maybe-
  • Marvel: Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers aRE IN THE AFTER CREDIT SCENE!!
  • Me: Winter SOlider NEWS?! I need to see this RIGHT NOW!

anonymous asked:

But what if the huge cast is only there for the funeral, they're all crying about Peggy (maybe Tony knew her), then Steve and Sam resume their Bucky hunt, or world tour, all the while he and Nat are getting ice cream while Clint acts as his brainwashing therapist, because he went through it too (and Nat opens up about her past after a while and we get a glimpse of Red Room Nat being trained by Bucky). The Civil War's just an argument at the end, it's all resolved with ice cream.

yes omg this is amazing everybody look at this what if cacw goes like this it would be beautiful and like i betcha they all bond over ice cream and like it opens with a scene where steve is cleaning what looks like a cut on bucky’s jaw and nat is doing the same to clint and it has like a ‘48 hours earlier’ caption thing and then at the end in the after credits scene the camera pans back or nat and steve step away a little and it turns out theyre only cleaning ice cream off the two of them

anonymous asked:

Not sure if this is a SamBucky headcanon or a fic prompt, but I see Steve as legitimately distraught that his two best friends will *never* get along, they're just bickering nonstop over any topic that crosses their path. Until some mission where Sam's life is endangered and, to Steve's total shock, Bucky goes into full assassin RAGE MODE to save him. They go right back to bickering the second Sam is safe. Maybe while touching each other a whole lot. And Steve's like <i>"...Oh."</i>

omg if i weren’t total shit at writing mission/battle fics, i’d totally write this holy shit

Let’s talk Winterfalcon :)