maybe that's what i'm doing here

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."
Camren at a Couple Therapy
  • Therapist: So let's start by-
  • Camila: I have questions for you...
  • Therapist: That's a good start. Camila go ahead.
  • Camila: Do you care?
  • Lauren: Of course I do! When I wake up all alone. And I'm thinking of your skin I remember, I remember what you told me.
  • Camila: Then why did you leave me here to burn?
  • Therapist: Okay maybe we should start with a less intense conversation. Lauren do you want to say something?
  • Lauren: She's never listening, she says it's innocent. She doesn't let me have control anymore.
  • Camila: What are you talking about? I gave you all of me. My blood, my sweat, my heart, and my tears.
  • Lauren: Well, I'm tired. I must've crossed a line, I must've lost my mind.
  • Camila: I was there Lauren, I was there, when no one was.
  • Lauren: I know. I miss the memories replaying in my head.
  • Camila: And your voice, it was the most familiar sound but it sounds so dangerous to me now.
  • Lauren: I'm sorry you have to feel that way. I miss the thought of a forever, you and me.
  • Camila: But now you're gone and I'm here. Is it my fault? How do I fix it?
  • Therapist: Time is up! What a productive session. I'll see you both next Wednesday. Great progress Camren!
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Tomlinson-Styles household Week - 4/7
Cleaning after New Year’s party

The Librarians Sentence Starter
  • 1: "You people... DON'T APPRECIATE ART!"
  • 2: "That this house is the Star Trek transporter or maybe even the TARDIS!"
  • 3: "Just out of curiosity, what roles are you playing?"
  • 4: "Are there any languages you don't speak?"
  • 5: "Why in the hell should I listen to you?"
  • 6: "How about we just all hold hands, bow our heads and be grateful that we're all here safe together."
  • 7: "Love is the supreme power! It trumps everything!"
  • 8: "And you're willing to risk your life for him?"
  • 9: "I never know what I'm doing. That's my superpower."
  • 10: "You know what I'm thinking?"
  • 11: "I'm thinking that I can can run faster than you 'cause you've been stabbed."
  • 12: "Who's up for movies? I've got "Night," "Day," "Dawn," "Land," and "City" of the Living Dead!"
  • 13: "Your mother did not hug you enough, did she?"
  • 14: "You have an incredible talent for turning a bad situation into a worse-case scenario."
  • 15: "Excuse me, I'm going to take care of my desperately not wanting to be here."
  • 16: "I've gone into the field with experienced soldiers with a good plan, good Intel, and still come home with nothing but dog tags."
  • 17: "It wasn't your fault. You did good but sometimes, you just lose."
  • 18: "Again? This is the third time this place has been attacked since I started working here. We need to have a serious talk about the so-called security."
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Prompt Week #1 - May 8th: Caramelized Spicy Cashews

Based on a New Year’s party I went to this year. Trott’s outfit blatantly stolen from a very pretty boy at the New Year’s party before that. 

I had a thought.

At first I was simply doodling because I thought maybe Emmy would wear suits then I thought she looked like some sort of dapper detective and so I gave her a gun.

Then I thought what if there was a detective AU 

So I drew Layton with a gun but I thought of my icon so what if he gets handed a gun and doesn’t know how to use it properly and doesn’t want to shoot someone accidentally so just stands there not knowing what to do with it.

And so I did this because Emmy knows her shit and Layton no.

  • Griffin: "My boyfriend-to-be keeps on giving me the head lice. About two months ago I found some head lice in my hair the morning after someone I'm dating slept in my place. I did the treatment the same day. Two weeks later, slept together again and I found living lice again. It happened again yesterday, then I got the treatment again. And today as well." That's four lices. That's four different lice events. "What should I do? We're not close enough to talk about that, but I'm pretty sure he's the one giving them to me. I'm tired of doing treatments and changing tons of sheets after we're sleeping. I thought about telling him I got them somehow, and in a responsible way I'm telling him but I'm afraid he'll be turned off by me. Please help me, *frowney face*."
  • Justin: Turned off by you? He's the lice guy!
  • Travis: This is a tale as old as time. We get this question every week where people say, 'I'm sleeping with someone but at what point is it time to say I know you have lice?' Y'know what I mean? Like, yes, we will engage in intercourse and sleep in the same bed together, but we're not quite at the place where we're comfortable talking about each other's head lice?!
  • Griffin: He's probably very embarrassed about it. Here's what drives me crazy is you've done four of these treatments - if he does one, he's probably good to go at that point.
  • Travis: I don't think he IS that embarrassed, Griffin. I'm saying, maybe that's what he thinks he's bringing to the table. 'Listen, I don't have a great personality, I'm not very rich, but you know what I do have? Head full of lice.'
  • Justin: A billion little fingers to please you.
  • Griffin: Oh god!
  • Travis: We're gonna share this together, baby. You, me, and the lice.
  • Griffin: Go. Go, my little sexual servants.
  • ...
  • Travis: Call me Lice Bryce.
  • Justin: Lice Bryce, Ant-Man's shitty brother.
  • ...
  • Travis: I've also never described anyone as my 'girlfriend-to-be'.
  • Justin: Well Trav, I think if somebody gave me lice four times I'd probably keep'em in the maybe column.
Reactions
  • "Do you realize what you just did?"
  • "Is everyone okay?"
  • "I have no idea what to say to that."
  • "Why do you have to break my heart this way?"
  • "I'm going to go down in history for this."
  • "No one is walking away from that."
  • "What did you expect?"
  • "That shouldn't have happened..."
  • "You are driving me mad."
  • "Whatever you say, Sherlock."
  • "What makes you think that is a good idea?"
  • "Did you kill them?"
  • "We need to do something."
  • "No. Just... no."
  • "I shouldn't have gotten out of bed."
  • "Are we going to walk away from all this?"
  • "Maybe we're destined to do this."
  • "Let's jump."
  • "Change is necessary. It's the only constant in the universe."
  • "I'm starting to get excited for this idea."
  • "I can't... What?"
  • "Did you have to do it?"
  • "There's no stopping this."
  • "It's coming..."
  • "I'm not going to sit here while you destroy yourself."
  • "Didn't you just say the opposite of what you said two minutes ago?"
  • "Leave me here."
  • "Why bother?"
  • "I'm not going to sit idly by and let the world burn."
  • "Can we vote on this?"
  • "That's fucked up, man."
  • "We can't do this ourselves."
  • "We have to try."
What went down in Climatika
  • Alec: welcome to this gameshow! vote for one of these small children to become a weather person!
  • Aurore: what are people voting based on?
  • Alec: well, they pick which of you they like more
  • Aurore: so it's just based on people's whims rather than our qualifications?
  • Alec: ok Aurore, that's enough, now let's get voting people
  • Marinette: get back here you little s**t
  • Manon: *doesn't get back here*
  • Alya: hey Marinette, that hot guy is at the park
  • Marinette: omg I love that hot guy!
  • Manon: hey Marinette, you're supposed to be babysitting me
  • Marinette: I can totally handle it
  • Alya: your life is literally a burning shamble of chaos and awkwardness
  • Marinette: ikr, now let's go to the park
  • Alec: yeah, the numbers are in and Aurore is a poor, pathetic, sad loser mcloserface
  • Aurore: real mature Alec
  • Alec: are you going to turn evil now?
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Alec: this is a surprising development that I could never have anticipated
  • Climatika: *f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: it's not stalking if he doesn't see me
  • Alya: *facepalms*
  • Vincent: hey, imma need a girl to pose with Adrien
  • Alya: this plot development is as fake as your accent
  • Vincent: now that's just hurtful
  • Alya: hey Manon, I'm a magical unicorn
  • Manon: so am I!
  • Manon: *transforms into a unicorn*
  • Alya: this definitely didn't happen in this episode
  • Manon: fine
  • Climatika: *shows up, f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: Tikki, activate anime! *transforms*
  • Climatika: *keeps f**king s**t up*
  • Adrien: Plagg, work with me for a minute
  • Plagg: f**k you Adrien, imma eat this cheese
  • Adrien: *transforms*
  • Chat Noir: hey ice queen, what are you hoping to accomplish here?
  • Climatika: idk
  • Chat Noir: maybe you should come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: *hits Chat Noir so hard he literally makes pinball noises when he crashes into a bunch of parked cars*
  • Chat Noir: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS DEVELOPMENT
  • Ladybug: hey Chat Noir imma poke you in the face
  • Chat Noir: kk cool
  • Ladybug: let's go attack her now
  • Climatika: here have lightning
  • Ladybug: ok that didn't work, let's attack her again
  • Climatika: here have wind
  • Ladybug: third time's the charm?
  • Climatika: here have ice
  • Chat Noir: speaking of charms, maybe you could use that one power you have that's always the key to taking down villains?
  • Ladybug: sorry I can't hear you
  • Climatika: here have a bus
  • Chat Noir: WHY
  • Climatika: idk
  • Hawkmoth: can we come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: yeah, bc I have no idea what I'm doing here
  • Hawkmoth: let's go to the TV studio and somehow make a broadcast bringing Ladybug and Chat Noir there, and then take their Miraculouses
  • Climatika: that doesn't sound like much of a plan
  • Hawkmoth: I'm trying, ok?
  • Climatika: in the process can I make a literal freaking tornado around the TV studio?
  • Hawkmoth: that seems excessive
  • Climatika: says the person who spends his entire life in a f**king butterfly dome just so he can steal jewelry from teenagers
  • Hawkmoth: let's not get personal here
  • Ladybug: ok she's at the TV studio, let's go
  • Chat Noir: is it a trap?
  • Ladybug: easy Admiral Ackbar, it's not a trap
  • Climatika: it's a trap
  • Chat Noir: I totally called it!
  • Ladybug: fine
  • Climatika: *attacks*
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *towel happens*
  • Ladybug: imma fabulous flying beetle girl
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Climatika: *crashes through billboard*
  • Ladybug: *steals umbrella, throws it to Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: *throws it back*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Marinette: *goes to park*
  • Vincent: Adrien, pose with the small kid
  • Marinette: my heart is destroyed forever
  • Alya: it really isn't
  • ROLL CREDITS
Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."
  • Zoro: This may seem like another one his jokes to you, but if I can't trust the man that's in charge here... then maybe this time, I'll be the one to start a fight and leave!!!
  • Nami: What!? You're gong to end it just like that!?
  • Zoro: If you want to take that idiot back in you know what you have to do. You need to show him where he went wrong, Luffy. And if you let him off... I'm going to do something about it! For all I care, you can just leave him on this damn island!
  • Nami: Slow down, Zoro! Usopp did screw up... you can tell him that in person if he comes back!!!
  • Zoro: Is quitting our crew so easy to forgive!?
  • Nami: No... but Zoro...
  • Sanji: Nami-san... what Marimo just said... it may be disappointing but...
  • Zoro: We can't just go back to trusting a guy that left us over such a foolish matter... we can solve this easily... it's only going to be okay if the first thing that kid says to us is a proper apology! If he can apologize like a man... then it will be fine! If he starts sprouting out stupid crap about anything else... then he can go the hell back home!!!
  • Luffy: All of our goals and dreams as pirates... and the dangers we get into... this isn't some make-believe story for some stupid kid!
Some information about my contribution to the Dazatsu week + AU preview

Since I started a bit later than most people, I’m currently at

Dazatsu Week 2017, Day 4
FREE DAY

and damn, I’m enjoying my free day so far!~ :P
It wasn’t meant this way? Oh well anyway.

The topic for today is also AU aaaand I started to write a guardian angel AU a while ago. I had, and still have, major problems with a certain part of the story, so I didn’t write further anymore. But I am definitely going to overcome my writing barrier and start writing again soon. (Maybe some writer can give me advice on that? I’d be really thankful! Dx) But I’ll also try to take my time because I really, really want this to be good and in correct English.

Until then, you can read a preview! It’s under the cut.

But before that, I have even more to say.

Keep reading

  • Cyborg: You know he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out.
  • Raven: Cy-
  • Cyborg: You know I've waited 10 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you're broken up?
  • Raven: I dont want to talk about that. You know I just came down here to tell you are an unappreciative little jerk.
  • Cyborg: ....
  • Raven: And if you are so uncomfortable around me that we can't be friends, now that I'm not seeing Beast Boy, then maybe we were never friends at all. And I want you to tell me to my face.
  • Cyborg: Now that your broken up he still tells me how wonderful you are. He is completely broken hearted over what he's lost.
  • Raven: So am I.
Resting Bitch Face
  • Liam: Hey, Ryder!
  • Ryder: What?
  • Liam: You're on my sofa.
  • Ryder: And you are on my ship, your point?
  • Liam: Touche. What are you doing here?
  • Ryder: Hiding.
  • Liam: From?
  • Ryder: Jaal.
  • Liam: Why? He's only been here 5 minutes.
  • Ryder: He keeps staring at me, and scowling. It's fucking terrifying. I'm pretty sure I've heard him growl at one point.
  • Liam: Maybe that's just his face?
  • Ryder: Liam, he is an angara, I am not sure they are capable of resting bitch face. Besides he keeps following me around the room with those huge predatory eyes. Ugh.
  • Liam: Well, you are the boss, maybe he is assessing you?
  • Ryder: Or figuring out the fastest, most painful way to dismantle me.
  • Liam: Could be. Seems unlikely though, he seems cool.
  • Ryder: Oh god, not you too.
  • Liam: What do you mean not me too?
  • Ryder: If I have to listen to PeeBee sigh wistfully about his thighs one more time so help me, I will turn this ship around and dump you all on Eos.
  • Liam: What can I say, the guy has style.
  • Ryder: I am aware. Then again it could all be a ploy to enthrall you all, overthrow me, and pirate the Tempest back to Aya. I saw how he looked at it, no one should have that kind of reaction to a pile of metal. It's unnatural.
  • Liam: A bit extream, he could just knock us all out. You have seen the size of him right?
  • Ryder: I want to see him try.
  • Liam: Wait. Is this about him blowing off your piss poor attempt at being friendly?
  • Ryder: How do you even know about that?!
  • Liam: I have my sources.
  • Ryder: Just fuck off Kosta.
The sorting hat ceremony
  • Sorting hat: *thinks* hmm.. right. What do we have here?
  • Me:
  • Sorting hat: So maybe a Ravenclaw?
  • Me: *whispers* please Hufflepuff, please Hufflepuff, please Hufflepuff
  • Sorting hat: Gryffindor you said?
  • Me: Hufflepuff
  • Sorting hat: Slytherin?
  • Me: Hufflepuff, I meant Hufflepuff
  • Sorting hat: Huffledor?
  • Me: Hufflepuff
  • Sorting hat: Glufflerin?
  • Me: HUFFLEPUFF
  • Sorting hat: Ravenclaw! How about that one?
  • Me: No—
  • Sorting hat: Gurl listen your finding skills suck, it's not going to be Huffledor.
  • Me: But—
  • Sorting hat: I'm sorry DID I FUCKING STUTTER
  • Me:
  • Sorting hat: That's right, RAVENCLAW!

anonymous asked:

Would you have any advice for a 25 year old woman who recently realized she probably isn't 100% straight? I mean I could have swore I was straight, but I just don't think so? I'm a virgin and I've never even kissed anyone or anything! And I'm fat and I don't wear makeup and I dress mostly in men's clothes because they're more comfy and have pockets. I just, idk what to do here. Do you think I'm failing in the romance department because I'm a big ol' dirty scrub or because I might be gay as heck?

nooooo your not failing in the romance department!! honestly theres absolutely no point in time or age where you shouldve done x thing or experienced with x people!! compulsory heterosexuality is very much athing so if your maybe just now discovering your not just into men thats a great new exciting thing (that might also b slightly scary) and you dont have to experience anything first hand at all to confirm you feel a certain way!! dont pressure yourself into anything your uncomfortable with and dont ever feel forced to identify as anything! listen to your feelings :) good luck to you friend!

anonymous asked:

hey we're all so positive about the secret ep. and i'm just here, super deep into the conspiracy. VERY DEEP AND IT'S A VERY DARK PLACE and i wonder. what would you do if none of these actually happens? that this is already the end and that we're going to age 2 years, 3 years, slowly, gradually losing hope in the lost special and then we don't realize that tfp is it. THAT'S FINISHED.. i would go insane. any advise?

Lots, apparently. xD This got very long - and yeah, deep, too (hopefully, it helps you and maybe others who feel related to this topic):


Well, dear, I hope I can help you with my personal way of coping. I don’t know you or the circumstances you are in, and I don’t think that there’s a general solution to everything, but I myself handle it as the following:

Because I assume that everything in series 4 is messed up on purpose, since some things are certainly nothing but fucky (like TST as a title and a blog entry that coexist without being referenced and without denying the blog at this point at all, rather emphasising in the episode that it’s there and will be updated (made a meta post about it here); or like the glowing skull or making random, unreasonably voiceovers and mocking The Three Garridebs by making them dangle and just kill them off) and Moftiss and everybody else are so quiet regarding the harsh critique, there is intention behind everything. That’s generally why I believe in a Lost Special episode or another series. But, if it should really be the case that we don’t get more footage (which, in my opinion, is rather unlikely by now with the levels of obscurity and coincidences we have reached) and there is nothing more to come - not even a statement by Moftiss, an apology for the queerbait, an explanation of events or anything regarding Sherlock -, I would stick with my favourite theory/theories regarding everything and leave it be. For my own well-being.

I was depressed after TFP, but I got on my feet again fast, because this fandom and its theories are unbelievably convincing and my belief in TJLC is unbreakable, since the narrative doesn’t make sense without including it at all. This show taught me many things, and that’s why I won’t let the show itself down even if Moftiss turn out to be arseholes. Yeah, you’re right, dear anon, we might not know what is yet to come nor how long it will take until we have answers (or answer things for ourselves), and nothing’s fixed, and I’m not saying that being skeptic is a bad thing, BUT:

I discovered for myself that I am much better not sinking into doubts and drowning in them, because (as Sherlock sort of says himself in TGG): Does it help if I let sentiment and doubts overlay the logic I can make of it (by writing meta for instance) and the obvious contradictions that I see and that tell me that I am on the right track? No. It’s a “balance of probability”. (stole this phrase from @teapotsubtext, because it is really everything this is about; hope you don’t mind, by the way - if so, let me know)

I know it’s hard. But the conspiracy doesn’t necessarily have to be a “very dark place”, as you phrased it, anon; you can turn it into whatever you want it to be, there are people to support you, and if you feel exhausted or feel like you can’t go on like this anymore: Take a break, dear. Honestly. Take a break from everything that’s Sherlock-related. I did it once. It’s good. And you may be able to look at things differently if you decide to return afterwards. If not, it’s fine, too.


In conclusion: In case all this turns out badly (a.k.a. we don’t get anything) and you feel disappointed/outraged/depressed/disregarded regarding everything:

Stick with your favourite theory/theories; there’s no more footage coming to prove you wrong.

Write meta or comment about the shit, if you feel like it would be relieving for yourself.

Talk about it to other people in the fandom, if you need support.

Don’t torture yourself by searching for Sherlock-/Moftiss-related stuff when you aren’t 100% sure you are able to handle it emotionally.

Take your time. It’s okay to feel the way you feel; but, if you want it to, it gets better as time goes on.

Remember all the knowledge we gained from conspiring - all the information about ACD, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare, ARGs, codes, media, ads, story-telling, analyses, subtext and so much more.

And, of course, never forget: Who we really are matters.


Hopefully, this answered your question.