hey! my dash has been overcome with angst lately (not that I don't enjoy it but theres only so much my heart can take) so I was hoping we could get maybe get a funny drabbles or hcs with chocobros + S/O in a haunted house?
I have a weird relationship with haunted houses.
I like the idea of them, in theory - the idea of playing upon your own psychological and biological fears to feel adrenaline and excitement, akin to the similar characteristics of survival horror video games like Silent Hill or Resident Evil.😈
But in practice, they terrify me. (Therefore I’ve never been ._.)
I feel like the only way I’d go is with a boyfriend or significant other…
Because God knows I need somewhere to bury my face.
(Let’s pretend this takes place around October, just for the sake of Halloween 👻)
Noctis isn’t exactly scared of things like haunted houses. Daemons, God-like beings, predestined futures, and lost loved ones? Terrifying. But dimly lit, poorly decorated, and overpriced attractions at a theme park in Fall? Harmless. In spite of this, he’ll begrudgingly agree to accompany you. Though he’ll begin the night with his hood up, eyes glazed over, and mind floating to other things, once he realizes that being in an enclosed, dark, and warm environment is the perfect setting for a cuddle session, he’ll come out of his shell and enter sleepy, affectionate prince mode. Standing in line, he’ll mold his body around yours from behind, nuzzling his face into your shoulder as he breathes in your scent. Things will get more interesting as you enter. Due to the moving, occupied nature inside the haunted house, he’ll have to get a bit craftier with his gestures. He’ll achieve this through constantly moving in front and in back of you, pressing random kisses to your skin, spinning you out of harms way just in time to “accidentally” crash into his arms, murmuring that “you should be lucky your shadowed hero was there to save you” from the dangers of the incoming jump scares. Shameless from the top of his head to the tips of his toes, he’ll escort you to the exit and out to the car, where he offers his chest to lie upon as you stargaze atop the hood of the vehicle, removed completely from the scary atmosphere of the park and involved entirely in your own world of physical intimacy. Who knew haunted houses made Noct so romantic?