maybe not so funny

anonymous asked:

hey! my dash has been overcome with angst lately (not that I don't enjoy it but theres only so much my heart can take) so I was hoping we could get maybe get a funny drabbles or hcs with chocobros + S/O in a haunted house?

I have a weird relationship with haunted houses.

I like the idea of them, in theory - the idea of playing upon your own psychological and biological fears to feel adrenaline and excitement, akin to the similar characteristics of survival horror video games like Silent Hill or Resident Evil.😈

But in practice, they terrify me. (Therefore I’ve never been ._.)

I feel like the only way I’d go is with a boyfriend or significant other…

Because God knows I need somewhere to bury my face.

Song: “Paracosm” by Washed Out

(Let’s pretend this takes place around October, just for the sake of Halloween 👻)


Noctis isn’t exactly scared of things like haunted houses. Daemons, God-like beings, predestined futures, and lost loved ones? Terrifying. But dimly lit, poorly decorated, and overpriced attractions at a theme park in Fall? Harmless. In spite of this, he’ll begrudgingly agree to accompany you. Though he’ll begin the night with his hood up, eyes glazed over, and mind floating to other things, once he realizes that being in an enclosed, dark, and warm environment is the perfect setting for a cuddle session, he’ll come out of his shell and enter sleepy, affectionate prince mode. Standing in line, he’ll mold his body around yours from behind, nuzzling his face into your shoulder as he breathes in your scent. Things will get more interesting as you enter. Due to the moving, occupied nature inside the haunted house, he’ll have to get a bit craftier with his gestures. He’ll achieve this through constantly moving in front and in back of you, pressing random kisses to your skin, spinning you out of harms way just in time to “accidentally” crash into his arms, murmuring that “you should be lucky your shadowed hero was there to save you” from the dangers of the incoming jump scares. Shameless from the top of his head to the tips of his toes, he’ll escort you to the exit and out to the car, where he offers his chest to lie upon as you stargaze atop the hood of the vehicle, removed completely from the scary atmosphere of the park and involved entirely in your own world of physical intimacy. Who knew haunted houses made Noct so romantic?

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♬ That moment when Mark is done the series yet your still drawing stuff for episode 3. Anyway Mark RE7 series was a blast to watch either way so much fun to draw ♬

SPEEDPAINT

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and you call yourself a spy Natasha

You’re driving me wild, wild, wild
You’re driving me wild, wild, wild
You’re driving me wild
(Wild, wild, hey!)

Wild - Troye Sivan

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scarecrow’s fear toxin doesn’t work on college students because we’re already so afraid that we’ve become weirdly fearless like johnny boy could hit me with some toxin and be like “tell me your greatest fear!!!” well do i have news for you, i’ve already lived through my greatest fears of handing in assignments late, having an increasingly declining mental health which i use unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with and having virtually no support system so if you want me to get scared anymore your gunna have to fight me johnny

I keep thinking how knowing Even had a crush on Isak the first day he saw him changes the whole dynamic of the story, or at least it does to me.

The first times we see Isak and Even sharing glances (first in the cafeteria, then outside, then at the kosegruppa meeting) I thought Even was this type of guy who looks at you in the coolest way ever just because he feels he is able to get your attention.

When they met in the bathroom and Even did the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen anyone do when they are flirting with someone, I thought he was just being a pain in the ass since he noticed Isak always looking at him and he wanted the attention I guessed he thought he deserved.

And then in the bench… Well, that scene kind of threw my theory out of the window, because Even totally lost his coolness: he was almost shy and nervous. But I guess I was too caught up by his looks and appearance I didn’t really pay attention.

But Even confessing Isak he saw him the very first day at school and that he went to the kosegruppa meeting just to meet Isak made me realize all those times weren’t about Even being cool, they were about Even trying to look cool. It was always about a boy doing embarrassing and not-so-slick things to get the other boy’s attention. When I thought Isak was getting caught by Even staring at him, it was actually Even trying to act laid back when he realized his crush was looking at him. When Even approached Isak on the hallway to ask him if he was going to the Halloween party, it wasn’t him being casual, it was him being hopeful. When Even suggested Isak going to the pool, it wasn’t him recreating his favorite movie scene just to be the coolest guy, it was him planning the whole thing to finally act on his feelings for his crush.

And you know why just a simple scene was able to threw away what I thought was real? Because Skam just doesn’t make seasons from one character’s perspective in order for us to get to really know them, Skam does it to show that not everything is what we think it is: we don’t see life at it is, we see it in our own way. And that’s as beautiful as it is scary, isn’t it?

Hey maybe we should go back to liking video games we want to like and maybe stop harassing people who like them or shaming people for liking certain games. It’s been pretty bad on on this website lately and I see a lot of people feeling bad for liking games or being excited for games that others keep bringing down. Be nice to each other. Let people be excited and happy if it isn’t harming anyone.

I know I’m a bit late with this, but the senpai trio as first years just melted my heart ;–; So I had to doodle them being all happy and giggling at… something.
I really hope to see more of these tree!

a literal conversation i heard on the bus
  • guy 1: yeah it's no problem homie
  • guy 2: u mean heteromie??
  • guy 1: what the fuck?
  • guy 2: heteromie. bc im not gay so we're heteromies. just two guys who r friends. u kno... bc homie sounds too similar to homo... no offence.
  • guy 1: jesus fucking christ rick just bc im gay doesn't mean u have to unnecessarily turn everything straight
  • spock: singlehandedly re-defines his identity as a vulcan, abandons his entire planet and moves 16 light years away, goes against his father's wishes to pursue a career in starfleet, spends 18 years not speaking to his family while exploring the vastness of space as a science officer, and still brings home a Nice Jewish Boy™
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“Don’t worry, my lady. I won’t tell a soul”

“Who the fuk”

If Plagg noticed Tikki in Ali’s pocket instead of eating cheese in a trash can.

Based of ladyofacat’s post. @ladyofacat

Victor didn’t know how he had gotten to his current situation.  

“Grand Central Hotel, please.”

The cab driver clicked his tongue and typed the address into the GPS hooked up on the dash, before glancing over his shoulder.  “Need some help with your bag—er, your friend?”

Victor gave a guilty smile, trying to ignore the cramping in his lower back from the amount of deadweight slung over his shoulder.  The deadweight groaned lowly, one of its hands fisting in the front of Victor’s untucked dress shirt.  

“It’s alright, he’s just had a bit much to drink.”

As he eased Katsuki Yuuri, Japan’s top figure skater (and, evidently, Japan’s top pole dancer), off of his shoulder and into the backseat of the cab, Yuuri flung out a hand to grab his wrist, pulling him headlong into the cab with him.  Victor grunted, maneuvering his knees off the seat and reaching behind himself to close the cab door, all the while trying to ignore the warm champagne bubbles clouding his brain, the warm feeling of Yuuri’s hand around his wrist.  (The warm feeling of Yuuri that had been against his body earlier, as they’d danced.)

Yuuri slung an arm around Victor’s neck, already beginning to murmur sweet indecipherable nothings, and Victor cleared his throat awkwardly, meeting the cab driver’s eyes in the mirror.  The driver raised a single brow, and then, deciding not to make a fuss, shrugged.

“No vomiting.”

Victor nodded, trying to loosen Yuuri’s chokehold.  “Promise.”

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ok but i imagine hunk going to shiro whenever he stresses about lance!

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