maybe it's not funny

so my really close friend (who is currently in relationship with a really jealous and possessive girl) has a birthday today so I went and wished him a happy birthday and I ended the message with “love you” to which I got a reply few minutes ago saying “aw thank youuuu, I love you too, FRIEND!!!”

I’m assuming she’s either sitting right next to him, or has access to his facebook, because in the 8 years we’ve known each other he’s called me a lot of names but never FRIEND!!! 😂

anonymous asked:

Can I request a adult Snape x teacher!reader where they help eachother with classes and such and a rumor comes out that they're dating. Hope this makes sense

Originally posted by my-harry-potter-generation

“ - I can teach you how to -” There was a timid knock at the door and Professor Snape bit back a sigh. “You may… Enter.”

The door creaked open and Y/N stepped into the threshold, holding a parchment in their hands. “Hi, Professor. Could you spare a moment just to help me with this?”

Professor Snape was obviouly displeased, his mouth in a thin line, but he nodded and jerked his head at them - step inside.

Professor Y/N strode up the aisle until they reached his side and began to murmur quietly to him - there was an issue somewhere in their lesson plan and Y/N couldn’t find it. A slender finger quickly found the error and pointed it out. 

Heads bent together at the front of the class, the two professors had a quick conversation before Professor Snape stepped back and nodded at them, before whirling around to face the blackboard. A flick of his wrist caused written instructions to flit across the surface of the board, the appearance of which kept the students’ attention off of Professor Y/N’s exit.

Only the door clunking shut behind her broke the silence of the classroom.

Hermione Granger slowly raised her hand and Professor Snape barked a, “What is it, you silly girl?”

“Excuse me, professor, but are you involved with Professor Y/N?”

Professor Snape arched an elegant eyebrow, which was his version of what the fuck? Unhindered by his silence, Hermione pressed on. “It’s just the they often come to you asking for help and you don’t tend to… Take visitors well when teaching. Sir.”

Professor Snape narrowed his eyes minutely, his dark brown eyes glinting, but he didn’t address her accusation. This lack of an answer appeared to be an answer to the teenagers in the room, all of whom erupted into speculations, giggles and rowdiness.

Quiet!” Professor Snape yelled, silencing the class immediately. “That’s quite enough. Now, turn to page four hundred and twenty. And Miss Granger - fifteen points from Gryffindor for speaking out of turn.”

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Lena Luthor could tase me,

Lucy Westenra could bite me,

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Gloria Miller could shoot me,

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Sarah Bennett could stab me,

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Morgana Pendragon could set me on fire with her magic,

Originally posted by ethan-chandlr

and I would still say “thank you” and apologize for taking up some of her time.  


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The ocean is a jerk😭

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anonymous asked:

could u tell us more abt Sven/Keith? i saw u mention that they were a thing in previous voltrons n got curious thanks

They weren’t


If any couple should have been a thing.. 

Like, Keith and Sven were obviously the closest two out of the 5 (I think it was like Hunk/Pidge, Keith/Sven who were the closest buddies), and Sven was kinda older and more experienced and seemed like he’d be the leader, but Keith was, and Sven was second in command. Which seemed kinda odd, but was never explained why it was like that. (this is what I think VLD is trying to do)

And it’s obvious (both in Golion and Voltron) that Sven meant alot to Keith, but we never get the reason.

And that, combined with Keith’s seeming lack of interest in Allura, who the american version made inlove with Keith (wasn’t the case in golion) and some funny changes to the dialog, I think made it very easy to get the impression Keith was gay for Sven haha (in Voltron, less in golion) atleast until the special commissioned episodes forced Keith and Allura together.

Like the scene where Allura takes the black lion, in golion they are all complaining about her and saying how “Sven” would have never done that, and Keith is the only one who doesn’t mention “Sven” and supports Allura piloting black. 

But in Voltron they made Keith be the only one who says the “Sven would have never done this” line, and combined with Allura’s romantic feelings for him in this version and how he keeps shutting her down all the time, it just becomes really funny 

Then you also got “Sven dying” in Keith’s arms

The happy reunion where they hold hands and look into eachothers eyes

The original ending where Keith lets Lotor destroy Voltron to save Sven’s life

I dunno, I think even back then that relationship really stood out, but was never explained. So I think it left alot of room to do something very significant with it this time, and I wouldn’t be surprised if when watching the old series before making vld the vld staff were all

 “He loves you”

and then went all TOMODAAA and wrote them the love story they deserve in VLD haha (cause seriously if any two characters should have been the “gay couple”…)

But you kno, in DotU Keith ends up with Allura (for the american audience). Sven and Romelle were an actual thing in both, but in Golion they dun end up together either (cuz Ryou dies)

So obviously they could have gone with those two relationships too and just developed them into better more believable love stories than they were in the original, but I just wouldn’t be surprised if they decided to go the Keith/Sven way either, because well, there was definitely a base there imo.. 

Anyway, @misterpoofofficial is the fandom’s expert on vintage Sheith, so maybe they can expand on the whole Sven/Keith thing more

anonymous asked:


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