maybe it's aliens

Prompt # 146

“Don’t look at me like that! Say something, please!”

“I just found out my best friend and love of my life isn’t human and you’re criticizing me for being shocked?! What do you want me to say; ‘That’s nice honey, what do you want for dinner, pizza or tacos?”

rinse the blood off my space toga

“Can I see? Wait, there’s no shafts? it just.. grows in two colours?”
“Er. Not exactly.”
“The other humans’ plumage isn’t near this bright. Are you a born leader?”
“HAH. no.”
“It signifies caste, then? Or a mating display?!”
“Not even close. I went out and paid an artisan to apply a harsh chemical to rip out my natural colouration, then apply this artificial one.”
“That sounds.. unpleasant.”
“Yeah it burned like a <<dog?>>, my scalp was tender for days after.”
“If it doesn’t create any advantages, what’s the point?”
“Ah, it just looks <<rutting>> <<cold>>. What other reason do we need?”
“..humans are weird. .. .. .. do you think it would work on feathers?”

Might as well put it here too. ( posted on my Twitter )

I’m making a proper comic for her! There will be some more of the same good ol’ happy slice-of-life cuteness as well as more… Maybe not as cute stuff. Depends on how far down the rabbit hole you wish to go(/read).

Currently working on jotting down the script before I start drawing. Will probably release pages in small batches as I progress. :3

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“Assume his father was just as dark as you say, but was unable to murder his own son, assume he found a way to secret Thomas away from London…“

“He didn’t.”

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I really like the idea of Dipper introducing Ford to all the sci-fi shows and stuff that he missed while he was in the portal.

Some more of my own (kind of AU) Alien Keith headcanons (after I watched another space show and got inspired lol rip me):

  • Imagine a scenario where Keith was actually raised on the Galran Homeworld for a few years before he was blasted off to Earth.
  • Keith really is Thace’s son, and Thace was a respected general in the army of the ruling Emperor of Galra before Zarkon.
  • The Galra Empire before Zarkon’s coup and overthrowing of the rightful Galran royalty were actually quite an industrious and diplomatic people that got along pleasantly with the other races that existed near them and within the trading parameters of their space travel like the Alteans and Arusians.
  • Because Thace was one of the leading generals of the Galran army, Keith grew up in a sort of military household/went to Galra military school really early in his life.
    • Even at such a young age he displayed impressive proficiency with hand to hand combat, arcane knowledge and Druid magic, and weapons such as daggers and swords.
  • Thace had heard the rumors of dissent circulating within the ranks of those under direct royal employ for a while, and try as he might he knew in the end that he wasn’t going to be able to thwart the coup.
    • He also knew that the head of the coup was most likely a well-known and well respected soldier by the name of Zarkon who had been presented the prestigious opportunity to be the Paladin of the Black Lion of Voltron along with some other Paladins from other planets.
  • Thace kept his lips sealed about the whole thing, suspecting that they’d have a better chance of defending/protecting/fighting back against the coup if he and those loyal to the crown prepared their own plan of sorts to guard against Zarkon and his faction’s attack.
  • He also kept all of this from his family, his wife being a Druid Priestess who had been given the privilege of being the Blue Lion’s Paladin and from whom Keith inherited his Druid powers.
  • Thace made sure that his son knew how to use his magic to shape shift and also knew that he probably wouldn’t remember much about his Homeworld, not explicitly anyway, once he crashed at the edge of the universe where Thace would be sending him to protect him before all the shit hit the fan.  
  • Despite not having any explicit memories about the Galran Homeworld, Keith did retain the powers and knowledge he gained from his early childhood and only continued to hone his skills as he was passed around orphanage to orphanage when he was discovered, appearing as nothing more than a typical human baby after he observed and shape shifted to match the form of the people that found him.
  • By the time Keith’s cryo-pod made it to Earth, it was already present day (considering time-space travel and all that, no doubt Galra tech has improved with all that time during the 10,000 years of Galran war and colonization of the cosmos, but Galran people just live a super long time idk IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH THE TIME DISCREPANCY LOL) and so when he was discovered he was still like child age.
  • He was discovered by Galaxy Garrison people who put him into orphanages where they could monitor his progress and aging (since they knew he was really an alien) until he ended up being accepted into the Garrison when he was old enough as per their own orchestration. It was like catastrophic for the Garrison when he ended up bailing and fixed up an alien-esque space cruiser and everything out there in the desert, drawn by the power of the Blue Lion which he was able to sense thanks to his Mom.

These headcanons really are more in an AU sense than something I actually think will become canon in show, but I’m so weak to young alien Keith being a little sheltered prodigy on the Galran homeworld who became a distant and lonely badass on planet earth where he was stranded and misunderstood. :P That kind of AU is like my favorite AU.

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Lol, so this will be the last of the TBT pictures for a while, but this is probably my absolute favorite. I’ve got a story/comic plot for a school called MAGTAG (short for Magically Gifted and Talented Academy) and when I first came up with the story, I was totally so not the main character, duh, obviously…
anyways, John was the love interest and oh wow look, we can see how much better I’ve gotten at drawing clothes. So he’s a fire mage (wow, so hot… Middle school me was a genius btw) in his second year at MAGTAG and his main weapon is his cuffs??? idk… I guess he channels magic through them or something like that. He’s from a cool super old mage clan. This was actually the first time I put him in a higher class ranking. It suits him. But he was snarky and full of spunk, unlike our soft and squishy alien bby now. (Though, he can have his moments.)

listen, i am a very soft person and i want to make others happy so this blog is mostly soft, for those individuals who want a positive blog!! im still a bitter sod but im gonna try and be as soft and positive as i can be on here because !!!!

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Science Boyfriends AU: The X-Files.

“To have the very thought of life existing without water– Stark, that’s ludicrous and anti-Darwinian, a theory that does actually explain life pretty damn well. The chances of another planet like earth being able to house life… To have the perfect amount of carbon, nitrogen… There just is no other way to be able to live. You need these building blocks in order to survive as any life form. Be it algae or a sycamore tree.”
“Perhaps they don’t follow the Darwinian laws.”


When Doctor Bruce Banner was assigned to ‘take care of’ Agent Tony Stark, he walked into that basement office a skeptic to all Stark had to say.  But the deeper they dive into the forgotten and unexplained cases of the FBI, the more Banner finds himself doubting everything he knew, and all the people he used to trust.  
Agent Tony Stark was branded with the title of “Spooky” for as long as he began working the X-Files.  At first, He found Banner’s constant doubting and need for logic to be tiresome.  But as time went on, it was Banner that kept him on Earth and not too sucked into the stars above. 

She’s pretty much me as a middle schooler.

(Commissions open!)

Honestly.. Altering photos of myself to a point beyond recognition using only very basic “beauty” photo editing apps is my favorite passtime

anonymous asked:

i found this graveyard on a map from 16yrs ago and it exists in google maps but it doesn't pop up as a proper cemetery so i guess its forgotten or taken by aliens

maybe its not in use anymore? go Snoop……