maybe it works now

After drawing PD over and over and over I think I finally got that weird ass hair working by combining my 2 previous designs and I’m finally happy with the overall design (I think I’m gonna try and mix both outfits too)

BTW sorry for the inactivity, I’m finally done with fall quarter of college and the finals were literally driving me insane (almost) also, hope I can be done with the way overdue giveaways and maybe do some simple commissions now that my paypal is working…

The Honeypot (ColdFlash from Lisa’s POV)

The Con: The Honeypot

The Target: Cisco Ramon, friend of The Flash

Lenny always talked about cons like they were missions, like they were clinical and technical and everything could be timed down to the second. As if plans didn’t change and thieves didn’t improvise. Con artists they were called because it was a form of art. Lisa had to read her mark’s emotions, beliefs, and attitudes and change her own behavior to match. That’s what Lenny didn’t get. She had to improvise and change tactics constantly to get the job done.

But she did have a few methods that were tried and true, some parts she played that worked on most guys. Like tonight, when she would play a shy, socially awkward woman, who didn’t know how beautiful she was. On a geeky scientist, this would work without a doubt.

It was easy enough to introduce herself, offer to buy Cisco a drink, and then to convince him that yes she did mean him. Then, she was joining his friends. Another round of introductions, this time to a lanky brunette named Barry and a pretty girl with straight posture named Caitlin. They both seemed just as nerdy as Cisco. They were probably scientists too. Maybe they also knew The Flash. She’d have to listen to see if they mentioned anything.

“And this is Lisa,” Cisco finished. “She bought me a drink,” he said, and Lisa graciously ignored his huge smile and the look he exchanged with Barry. “I asked her to join us.”

“I hope that’s alright,” Lisa said, making sure to look as unsure of herself as she had when first approaching Cisco.

“Of course,” Barry said, and wasn’t he chipper, just full of energy. “Tell us about yourself,” he added, practically standing as he leant towards her across the table.

“Oh no, we are not changing the subject,” Caitlin said before wincing and sending an apologetic look Lisa’s way. “I didn’t mean we don’t want to hear about you. It’s just Barry’s avoiding talking about his crush.”

Lisa laughed, a chiming, delicate sound that she’d once needed to practice for hours before it sounded right. “That’s no problem. I’d love to hear about your crush, as long as it isn’t Cisco.” She finished by sending a coy look Cisco’s way and ducking her head. He and Barry shared another look. He was eating up her act hook, line, and sinker.

Barry gave an awkward laugh of his own. “Ha no, no. It’s—I’m not—really, I’m not crushing on anyone.”

“Only Captain Cold,” Caitlin said before sipping her drink with a smirk still on her lips.

Oh, now that was interesting. Lisa gave Barry another once over. A little young for Len, but her brother would definitely find him attractive.

“Dude, seriously?” Cisco probably would have done a spit take if he’d taken a drink of the beer she’d bought him. At least that was avoided.

“No, it’s just—” Barry hid his face in his hands, and continued, muffled now by his hands, “I said he wasn’t bad looking. That’s all.”

Wasn’t bad looking? Len looked amazing. They both did. They made sure they did so that people trusted them more easily.

“You said,” Caitlin started, “and I quote, ‘he’s hot for someone so cold.’”

“That was weak,” Cisco said, more bothered by Barry’s wordplay than his attraction to a criminal. That was interesting. Was it common for Central City citizens to check out the news worthy criminals? Or was this only because Cisco, as a friend of The Flash, would have heard more about Captain Cold?

“I guess his puns are rubbing off on me.”

“You’ve met him?” Lisa probably shouldn’t have asked Barry so quickly, but this was getting interesting. A friend of Cisco’s was around Len enough to know about his love of puns?

The group shared worried glances before Barry said, “Uh no. Of course not.” A pause for a nervous, fake, forced laugh, “I’ve seen him on the TV, you know? Everyone has, right?” The others start agreeing vehemently, but Len didn’t talk much when he was arrested and reporters never got too close to the Flash’s fights. These three were horrible at lying. And Lisa was sure she just found The Flash. Maybe the honeypot wouldn’t be necessary after all. There was no point in kidnapping Cisco for the Flash’s identity when he was willing to introduce her to him in exchange for a drink.

the thing with working vs going to school is that working can be stressful, but there are SOME jobs where occasionally you can just take off @ 5 n forget about it until the next day. school is just…. constant stress n thoughts about assignments, readings, grades, exams. work is just like, hey done for the day see you hoes tomorrow….. you can go home n do nothing n not feel guilty because truth is you got nothing to do until your next shift, especially if its part time. but then, you’re held accountable for all the shit you do @ work because now people n maybe even the company relies on you n you can’t just forge results like you do in the lab or copy your friend’s assignment because now shit actually matters. you have people that depend on you, you’ve got people you need to impress n doing good work is reflective on your work ethics n future career opportunities. In university you can just go in an exam n write sorry on every page n leave n yeah you’d fail but nobody cares but you lol………. nobody is gonna be like “why did you fail that exam? do you know how that affects me????” because the shit you do in university, grades wise really don’t matter to nobody but yourself……… so I’m just saying, between work n school both are fucking terrible.

Me: *reblogs a post*

Tumblr: Oohhhbluuerrkknaaafoopppvvzzzz noooppeerrrrlll caaacant do that right now heresssszzz a red bar at the bottom of your skkkkrruuuweeenn though! Retrrrryyiiiuuuhhhnggg…

Me: Okay okay I can wait

Tumblr: *red retrying bar just disappears* whoosh

Me: Oh okay it failed lemme reblog again maybe it’ll work now

[A couple cycles of this later]

Me: *checks my own blog*

Tumblr: Congratulation! You rebloggeled that same post 14 times! WwoooOOOoooOOooh!

I always take a break in PoA right before peter escapes so I can forgive everyone for forgetting about petrificus totalus 

just a few things dan howell has said

• who’s to say that sucking balls isn’t a good thing?
• mr. steal your man
• we like the cock everyone
• time and place, you’ve got abs, can i keep my shirt on
• longer is always better in the literary world (wink)
• it hurt but then i liked it
• all the edgy straight guys that watch me for the memes are like no nope i’m out no
• fuck my butt
• fuck my ass
• hello there hunky guy
• it kind of looks like he’s giving me a bj right now
• look at the girth on that one
• you’ve gone for some girthy flowers as well
• do i get to embrace cole sprouse?
• there’s nothing wrong with anal sex
• we’re freaking out inside each other
• get those hard peaks into my mouth
• ‘cause he’s a sexy swim guy
• wanna give me the d?
• your ass is where you feel all the most important emotions

please feel free to add to this list as time goes on

The solarpunk!Luigi and steampunk!Mario piece from the stream today - thanks to everybody who dropped by!! took me ~7hrs not counting first sketch to finish this piece. what am I doing with my life 

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*randomly reads a few tags*

… wait there are people who follow me (an ultimate MM trash) && don’t play MM and/or aren’t in the MM fandom? *o*

(( if that’s the case i’m so sorry i draw like 97% MM all the time i just really love the series and it really helps me relieve stress from work akjsdhkdf im surprised you still follow me ;;-;; ♥ ))

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The Song of Achilles + character posters:

A C H I L L E S 

“Prince Achilles, son of King Peleus and the goddess Thetis. Aristos Achaion!”

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luigi has a lightning motif but its almost never developed why is that

give me a tinkering luigi @nintendo you cowards

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Owari no Shipping Week: Day 4:  Happy / Smiles / Kisses

chu

shading? never heard of her

also i spent a considerable amount of time cursing under my breath trying to draw this im never drawing kisses again…. ok maybe i will but not any time soon bc wow that was difficult

i just need to get it off my chest
yeah, more than you know (/\)