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Undertale - Starter Sentences
  • SPOILER WARNINGS AHEAD! Please proceed with caution. As always, feel free to change any pronouns/words to your liking.
  • "You're new here, aren'tcha?"
  • "Golly, you must be so confused."
  • "Hey buddy, you missed some."
  • "Is this a joke? Are you braindead?"
  • "You just wanted to see me suffer."
  • "Ah, do not be afraid, my child."
  • "Welcome to your new home."
  • "Here, take my hand for a moment."
  • "I should not have left you alone for so long."
  • "Surprise! It is a butterscotch-cinnamon pie."
  • "I want you to have a nice time living here."
  • "I have seen it time and time again. They come. They leave. They die."
  • "I am only protecting you, do you understand?"
  • "Hmph. You are just like the others."
  • "Attack or run away!"
  • "I know you want to go home, but..."
  • "I promise I will take good care of you here. I know we do not have much, but... We can have a good life here."
  • "My expectations... My loneliness... My fear... For you, I will put them aside."
  • "Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."
  • "Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp."
  • "I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning."
  • "Hmm... Maybe this lamp will help you."
  • "He's playing poker by himself. He appears to be losing."
  • "I can't be your friend!"
  • "I guess this means I have to go out on a date with you?"
  • "All that pressure to succeed... Really got to her..."
  • "You know what would be more valuable to everyone? If you were dead."
  • "You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?"
  • "We're gonna be best friends!!"
  • "Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"
  • "Uh, you know, like a robotic TV star or something."
  • "Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?"
  • "Yes, she scrawls her name in the margins of the notes. She names programming variables after her. She even writes stories of them together, sharing a domestic life. Probability of crush -- 101%."
  • "Yeah, you gotta save your money for college and spiders."
  • "D-Dude... I can't... I can't take this anymore! Not like this!! Like, [NAME]! I like... I like, LIKE you, bro!"
  • "I found a gun in the dumpster!"
  • "He's like, my robot husband. He just doesn't know it yet."
  • "You've still got time. Don't live like me. I'm 19-years old, and I've already wasted my entire life."
  • "Never interact with attractive people."
  • "Why do people find him so attractive? He's literally just a freaking rectangle."
  • "Future? What future? I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever."
  • "This was all just a big show. An act. [NAME] has been playing you for the fool the whole time."
  • "All so you would think she's the great person that she's not."
  • "Nice day today, huh? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
  • "We could be like... Like a family..."
  • "You really are an idiot."
  • "Killing me is the only way to end this."
  • "If you let me live... I'll come back. I'll kill you. I'll kill everyone you love."
  • "Don't you realize that being nice... just makes you get hurt?"
  • "Let's go to the garbage dump!!"
  • "She's so confident... And strong... And funny..."
  • "I'm just a nobody. A fraud. All I've ever done is hurt people. I've told her so many lies, she thinks I'm... She thinks I'm a lot cooler than I actually am."
  • "If she gets close to me, she'll... She'll find out the truth about me. ... What should I do?"
  • "Let's roleplay it."
  • "I kiss her back... S...softly... I... l-look gently into her eyes... I START HOLLERING!! [NAME]!!! I LOVE YOU!!! [NAME]!!! KISS ME AGAIN, [NAME]!!!"
  • "...WHAT did you just say?"
  • "You don't have to lie to me. I don't want you to have to lie to anyone anymore."
  • "[NAME]... I want to help you become happy with who you are."
  • "Anime is real, RIGHT?!"
  • "[NAME] and I finished our training early. Very early. So I sent her home. Very home."
  • "Is that your ex? Gee, that's rough, buddy."
  • "OH MY GOD. Will you two just smooch already?!"
  • "It's all your fault. It's all because you made them love you."
  • "Your life will end here, where no one remembers you..."
  • "No! I don't need anyone!"
  • "[NAME]... Do you know why I keep doing this? Why I keep fighting to have you around?"
  • "I'm doing this... because you're special. You're the only one that understands me."
  • "I care about you, [NAME]. I care about you more than anyone else in the world."
  • "I'm not ready for this to end. I'm not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again."
  • "I'm so alone... I'm so afraid... [NAME], I... I... I'm so sorry."
  • "I always was a crybaby, wasn't I?"
  • "I wish I could tell you how everyone feels about you."
  • "I understand if you can't forgive me. I understand if you hate me. I acted so horrible. I hurt you. I hurt so many people. There's no excuse for what I've done."
  • "Maybe... The truth is... [NAME] wasn't really the greatest person."
  • "You're the type of friend I wish I always had."
  • "Take a deep breath. There's nothing left to worry about."
American Beauty/American Psycho Sentence Starters
  • “You know you look so Seattle but you feel so LA.”
  • “And I love the way you hurt me.”
  • “Too many war wounds, not enough wars.”
  • “She’s an American beauty.”
  • “I think I fell in love again.”
  • “Maybe I just took too much cough medicine.”
  • “I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth.”
  • “We’re the things that love destroys.”
  • “But you will remember me.”
  • “We’ll go down in history.”
  • “Heavy metal broke my heart.”
  • “The bruises on your thighs like my fingerprints.”
  • “And I can’t stop till the whole world knows my name.”
  • “As long as there’s a light, my shadow’s over you.”
  • “I am the opposite of amnesia”
  • “You look so pretty, but you’re gone so soon.”
  • “I always fall from your window to the pitch-black streets.”
  • “I think you’re my best friend.”
  • “Don’t you know that the kids aren’t alright?”
  • “I’m not passive but aggressive.”
  • “Maul the world like a carnival bear set free.”
  • “It twists my head just a bit to think; all those people in those old photographs I've seen are dead.”
  • “And sometimes I just wanna sit around and gaze at my shoes.”
  • “I can move mountains.”
  • "May nothing but death do us part."
  • “She wants to dance like Uma Thurman.”
  • “And I can’t get you out of my head.”
  • “The blood of a lamb is worth two lions but here I am.”
  • “And I slept in last night’s clothes…”
  • “You’ll find your way and may death find you alive.”
  • “I got those jet pack blues.”
  • “I’m the last one that you’ll ever remember.”
  • “And I’m trying to find my peace of mind.”
  • “Did you ever love her? Do you know? Or did you never want to be alone?”
  • “Don’t you remember how we used to split a drink?”
  • “The sweetness never lasts, you know.”
  • “In the truly gruesome do we trust.”
  • “I will always land on you like a sucker punch.”
  • “I am your worst nightmare.”
  • “If you knew what the bluebirds sang at you, you would never sing along.”
  • “Now I’m just numb.”
  • “I don’t feel a thing for you.”
  • “I’m just a problem that doesn’t want to be solved.”
  • “And don't mind me, I’m just a son of a gun.”
  • “It was the fourth of July.”
  • “And I miss you in the June gloom, too.”
  • “May the bridges I have burned light my way back home.”
  • “I miss your early morning company.”
  • “What did it ever mean to you?”
  • “I’m sorry I didn’t mean any of it, I just got too lonely.”
  • “You were my Versailles at night.”
  • “My 9 to 5 is cutting open old scars.”
  • “I wish I'd known how much you loved me.”
  • “I wish I cared enough to know.”
  • “I'm sorry every song's about you.”
  • “You were the song stuck in my head.”
  • “And I spin for you like your favorite records used to.”
  • “They say we are who we are but we don’t have to be.”
  • “I’m bad behavior but I do it in the best way.”
  • “I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams.”
  • “I am the sand in the bottom half of the hour glass.”
  • “I try to picture me without you but I can’t.”
  • “Sometimes the only pay-off for having any faith is when it's tested again and again everyday.”
  • “I’m still comparing your past to my future.”
  • “‘Cause we could be immortals, just not for long.”
  • “There's a room in a hotel in New York City that shares our fate and deserves our pity.”
  • “I don’t want to remember it all.”
  • “And I just need enough of you to dull the pain.”
  • “Keep making trouble 'till you find what you love.”
  • “I need a new partner in crime and you shrug.”
  • “And honey I only appeared so I can fade away.”
  • “I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream.”
  • “And I could just die laughing on your spiral of shame.”