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the songs of hamilton interpreted by claire
  • ACT I:
  • alexander hamilton: hi my name is alexander dark’ness dementia raven washington hamilton and i have long dark hair (that’s how i got one of my names) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and dark brown eyes and a lot of people tell me i look like lin-manuel miranda (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!) i’m not related to george washington but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a politician but my ideals are true and pure. i lived in st. croix until i was 17 (i’m nineteen). i’m a federalist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly outdated clothes (according to jefferson). i love princeton and once punched a bursar there. a lot of preps stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.
  • aaron burr, sir: notice me seymour
  • my shot: don’t fucking get in my way or i will punch you just like i did that bursar
  • the story of tonight: basically the song drink with me but like years before the student revolution
  • the schuyler sisters: the greatest people you will ever meet
  • farmer refuted: and the worst
  • you’ll be back: everyone’s favorite mad king doesn’t understand why the colonies are breaking up with him
  • right hand man: generals have a lot of shit on their plate, okay?
  • a winter’s ball: fuckboys galore
  • helpless: eliza worms her way into your heart and takes up permanent residence there
  • satisfied: angelica earns her name, is actual angel, too selfless, too pure for this show
  • the story of tonight: fuckboys 2 - fuckboys strike back
  • wait for it: ham just bc ur impulsive as hell doesn’t mean all of us are
  • stay alive: i’m a general WHEEEEEEEEEeeee
  • ten duel commandments: hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhaa YOU THINK YOU’RE CLEVER DON’T YOU LIN (you are)
  • meet me inside: the equivalent of being pulled into the principal’s office
  • that would be enough: okay what did hamilton do to deserve eliza? where can i find someone like her?
  • guns and ships: lafayette saves the day, is fantastic
  • history has its eyes on you: don’t fuck up son (don’t call me son)
  • yorktown, the world turned upside down: HERCULES MULLIGAAAAAAAAAAAAN (also does this song remind anyone else of those “here’s what you missed on last week’s episode!” recap things?(
  • what comes next: king george is that ex that keeps showing up on your facebook timeline making sad status updates that are very clearly about you
  • dear theodosia: excuse me while i weep into my old blankie
  • non-stop: literally everyone begging ham to just sHUT UP
  • ACT II:
  • what’d i miss: this just in - thomas jefferson was kind of a dick
  • cabinet battle #1: okay literally the only thing that i’m thinking about is that rap battle video where everyone’s freaking out and the one guys walks past with his hands on his face like he just saw the second coming of christ, and what i’m trying to say is that i was that guy when i listened to this song
  • take a break: "is he comma sexting me?"
  • say no to this: fuck you hamilton
  • the room where it happens: burr just really wants to be popular okay?
  • schuyler defeated: burr, well-known metamorphagus morphs into a democratic republican, leaves schuyler family in lurch
  • cabinet battle #2: sucks to be u jeff
  • washington on your side: “hamilton only got cast for the lead over me because hes friends with the director” - jefferson, probably
  • one last time: hamilton makes valid points, washington ignores, talks about vines
  • i know him: jonathan groff comes on for what is probably one of the last whimsical moments of the show
  • the adams administration: john adams gets owned by ham, ham destroys own career
  • we know: "HA U SUCKERS THOUGHT I DID SOMETHING BAD, BUT GUESS WHAT? I DID SOMETHING EVEN WORSE"
  • hurricane: hamilton has seen some shit, alright
  • the reynolds pamphlet: "what’s the worst possible thing i could do to myself?"
  • burn: i’m going to fucking set you on fire alexander
  • blow us all away: philip is an actual cinnamon roll, too good, too pure for this world
  • stay alive pt. 2: :(
  • it’s quiet uptown: “and now to come up with a song that will simultaneously break the audience’s hearts and turn them into dribbling piles of emotion” - lin-manuel miranda, probably
  • the election of 1800: "are you fucking KIDDING ME???? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE also fuck burr, jefferson for president 1800"
  • your obedient servant: listen up sweetie(:
  • best of wives and best of women: why
  • the world was wide enough: "I FUCKED UP" burr cries after killing hamilton
  • who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza is an angel, everyone has something nice to say about u after u die apparently, i sit crying and wondering why i’m so invested in a musical that brings me so much pain