Me: Ok but does anyone else find it really funny how Mendel “biBliCaL tiMeS” Weisenbachfeld goes from talking about biblical brothers in act 1 to telling Trina that religion is just a trap 2 years later? Maybe he was just talking about biblical times during the proposal as a joke or for metaphorical purposes but I just think it’s really interesting seeing his attitude change like that. The way he talks about being Jewish in Four Jews suggests he probably grew up fairly religious so perhaps he never agreed with the religion he was forced to practice and the way he talked about the bible in A Marriage Proposal was just mocking it??? I don’t know but Mendel is such a complex character and I wish he wasn’t just reduced to the “cinnamon roll” that a lot of fans like to call him and people actually acknowledged the different aspects of his personality
ernst and the terrible horrible no good very bad day
(flowernst!!!!!!!!! also mentioned pirate queens)
Ernst had never had a worse day in his life.
He was currently stuck as a customer yelled at him, when all
he was trying to do was sell flowers. I
mean, come on. It really wasn’t that difficult to understand
– the roses were $1 only if you
bought 12 or more.
And yet, here he was, standing there like an idiot as a customer screamed at him
about how he was charging her $12.50 for her 5 roses. First of all, $1.50 wasn’t even that big of a
difference, and second, who buys 5 roses? Who are you getting these for that you say,
“Oh, you’re special, but not special enough for a full dozen”?
Has there been a fic with pining roadhog and oblivious junkrat? I mean I bet there’s variations of that idea but I’m thinking something a little more domestic, maybe they’re in overwatch and it’s just little drabbles of everyone noticing how bad roadhog has it for junkrat except junkrat