maybe i want to watch it

how do you silence the voice in your head that tells you you’re a talentless hack and everything you write is garbage asking for a friend

BTS Reacting to Seeing You With a Broken Leg

Jin: He would be shocked but then sing the lyrics “lean on me, when you’re not strong and I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on” and then proceed to pick you up bridal style and say “see carry haha” and continue to laugh at his own joke as he takes you away 😂

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Suga: He would look at you with disappointment then say “look what you’ve done now” but then laugh and proceed to help you anyway he can😁 

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Rap Monster: I feel he would get you anything you needed at anytime and stay with you 24/7, maybe even try to teach you so many new things whilst you can’t run away, that your head would explode 😂

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J-Hope: he would give you all the love and attention you need to make you feel like the happiest girl in the world. He would even offer to watch anything you want (including those cheeky youtube video of bts that we all know and love) for hours on end just to see you smile 💕

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Jimin: He would have a little shock, then immediately ask to look at your cast. He would then proceed to grab a pen and draw all over it until it is a beautiful artwork that you can’t help but stare at all day😍.

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V: He would scurry around in a frantic fashion trying to get things to help you, possibly drop a few things from nervous shaking etc. You would then tell him to settle and come sit down with you, you two would proceed to have lovely cuddles that are nice and warm ☺️

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Jungkook: He would be totally shocked, like literally have an entire melt down in front of your eyes and just slump into the nearest chair and stare for a while at the cast. Eventually he would fully realized what has happened and offer to help you 🤣

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This is my first reaction, I hope you guys enjoy it 🙈 

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After my umpteenth time re-watching that scene, I had to remark on the two different reactions we got from Emma and Killian to being interrupted by Snow.

Emma is embarrassed and disappointed, maybe equal parts of both. She’s a bit more used to her parents always being around, having lived with them for so long and has gotten used to Snow’s…enthusiasm

So, she’s maybe a bit more go with the flow (even if she kinda does want to poof Mama Snow right back out that door and get back to her pancakes).

Killian, however, is not used to being disturbed when he’s in a private moment with a woman (at least not until he got to Storybrooke). I mean, can you imagine if a member of his crew barged into the Captain’s quarters while he was in there with the door closed? Plank walking would probably have been threatened. 

So, he’s annoyed and doing his best to keep his temper in check. Not to mention he’s obviously…well, frustrated. I kinda love how Colin chose to not have Killian really warm up to Snow in that scene before disappearing upstairs for his cold shower.

I wanna applaud the little acting details Colin and JMO worked in, as well as the “Yes/No” in sync response given to Snow. It was just so perfectly executed. 

And Ginny gets all the awards for her acting in that scene as well. As much as I also wanted Emma to poof Snow right back out of that door, Ginny was hilarious and the Snow/Emma scene that followed was the kind of mother/daughter bonding I’ve missed.

RFA playing D&D headcanons

Here’s a scenario I haven’t been able to get out of my head for a few days, hahah. I wanted to share!

  • Saeyoung is dungeon master, and he’s fucking incredible at it. He has this brilliant campaign planned out, and even when the players stray away from his expectations, he’s able to improvise something just as good.
  • Fun NPCs with cool voices, lots of difficult puzzles, and every now and then he’ll throw a totally infuriating challenge their way and watch everyone blow up with frustration that slowly melts into genuine investment and enjoyment.
  • He’d have fun playing a character himself (maybe a Bard?) but DMing is more up his alley, and he’s definitely the type to sideline his own enjoyment so his friends can live their fantasies, lol.

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Let Me Introduce Myself

Originally posted by mendesgif

Okay so this is my first time posting something I wrote, so please be nice and yea?? Also, I know it’s not perfect, so please leave feedback cause it’ll only help me! Thank you :) Special thanks to @latteshawn cause she’s the best, älskar dig <3 And excuse me if there’s any spelling or grammar mistakes..

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Let Me Introduce Myself - Shawn Mendes

James watched me as I walked into the café, ready to order my daily morning coffee with extra cream and sugar. I smiled at him, waving. He asked me if I wanted the usual, and I nodded in respond.

Sometimes I wonder why he even bother asking me if I want the usual. I always order the same; Coffee with extra cream and sugar. I had never ordered anything else from here, but maybe it’s a habit now, always asking if I want the same.

As I sat down by the bar, I notice someone sitting on my spot. Well, it wasn’t my spot, but it was my spot. It was in the corner by the window, where usually no one else sat. I’d been going to this café everyday for the past two years, and never had I seen anyone sit there.

I soon realized I was staring when someone snatched his fingers infront of my face, making my cheeks heat up. I shook my head, smiling shyly at James. Also realizing the boy sitting on my spot, was looking at me. I turned back to him, seeing him smirk slightly at my, now, very red cheeks. I smiled back, then spun the chair back to James, who laughed calmly. I threw my head in my hands, feelings eyes burning in my neck.

”So, how’s school going” he asked with his Irish accent, always surprising me somehow. Taking a sip of my coffee, I respond with, ”Good, I guess”.

”You should get a job, to earn some extra money” James said, smiling big. Looking around, I slowly nodded taking another sip of my coffee. I replied with a ’yes’ only, looking up to find James wide smile, I smiled back.

He soon stood up straight, nodding to my left and disappeared into the kitchen. I looked to my left as well. Only to see a very tall boy with fluffy dark brown hair making his way towards me. Again, my cheeks heated up seeing his beautiful face coming closer. He raised his eyebrow, asking if it was okay for him to sit down. I nodded.

”Hey, -” he started. ”I saw you looking at me, figured I’d say hi”, he smiled.

”Actually, you said ’hey’ not ’hi’, but whatever” I snatched, realizing what I just said was stupid. ”Sorry, I’m Y/N.” I apologized, putting out my hand to shake his. ”Shawn” He threw his hand into mine as well.

I slowly shook it, not wanting to let go of his big hand. God, I wonder what’d they do to you. Wait, what? I realized what I was thinking and stole back my hand. His face formed a question mark, I smiled at him, spinning my chair once again so I could place my arms on the desk.

”So, are you here often?” he asked, I almost choked, ”Is that the best you can?” I looked at him, raising a brow.

”No, I just wanted to know what’s best here” He snatched back with a stone face. Now I felt bad, ”I’m sorry..” I started, ”I’m here everyday. That’s also why I were watching you.. You see, that’s kind of my spot.” I said pointing to the chair he sat in just five minutes ago. ”I always sit there, and I’ve never seen anyone there before, I was surprised”.

He rubbed his hands, looking around. He leaned in and said calmly ”You never told me what’s best here though”, him being the one raising a brow. I watched him sit up straight, rolling up his sleeves. ”I usually take coffee with extra cream and sugar, only because it’s cheap and i’m a close-fisted bitch”, he seemed shocked at my answer but accepted it.

I usually were never this, well, open to people and I almost never swore either, I was a good kid. But he brought out another part of me I’d never seen before, only knowing his name. I had no idea what was going on but I couldn’t bother less actually, he was hot and I could only imagine all the things I’d like to do with him. Only, I’ll never see him again. He would probably stop coming to this café after seeing me, I mean.. I wouldn’t say I looked like a princess. Also, he could probably see my nail-biting and hair pulling. I never spoke to boys nor did I speak to strangers, it was new to me.

”Are you there?” Shawn asked waving his hand at me. ”Oh sorry, I got caught in my mind..” I said shyly. He just giggled, smile growing bigger on his face. ”I asked if you live close”, he said looking at me with a curious eye.

”Uh yea, kind of. A good ten minute walk away from here.”

”Okay, I actually live in Canada. I’m kind of here on vacation.” Shawn said, wrinkling his forehead and scratching his neck. ”Kind of?” I asked, putting multiple questions mark after my question.

”Yeah, you could say that.” He replied quietly. ”You could say that? What do you mean?” I said realizing he didn’t want anymore questions about his ’vacation’. ”I’m sorry, you don’t have to answer.”

He waited a moment before saying, ”No it’s okay.. I sing, that’s why I’m here. I’m on, uh, tour.” He finally said, sighing. ”Oh okay, so you can sing good and stuff?” I said, making him giggle again. Oh dear God, please do that agian.

”That’s up to you to decide.. You could google Shawn Mendes” He said, running his hand through his fluffy hair. ”Ohh.. Yea, I’ve heard you! Then I guess I know the answer” I laughed. ”What would that be?” He smirked.

”You’re awful. Hate it.” I said serious, seeing his mile slowly fade away.

I looked at him dead serious, before saying, ”I’m kidding, I’m kidding! Relax”. He did as I told him and he didn’t look as tense. ”I actually think you’re good, you’re amazing.” I said, making him blush. Giggling at his tomato-red face, he hit my arm.

”Ouch.” I said, pouting. You don’t get hit by Shawn Mendes everyday, do you?

”Don’t you scare me like that” He said, ”I actually thought you hated me..” I laughed making him smile widely, making me blush. ”How could I hate you”, I mean he’s Shawn Mendes.. Is it even possible to hate him?

”I don’t know, you tell me. You kind of did” He said looking like heartbroken and homeless puppy. ”I could never!” I started, ”Who do you think I am?” I then asked, playing royalty.

”Well, you’re Y/N, but I don’t know you. So would you like to go eat lunch sometime?” He spilled, scratching the back of his head, ”I mean only if you want to”.

”I don’t really know you Shawn” I replied, probably crushing something inside of him, since he rubbed his knee softly. ”Then let me introduce myself, over lunch” He suggested.

”Yea, I don’t know..” He nodded standing up. What do I do? Shawn freaking Mendes just, kind of, asked me out. You don’t reject Shawn Mendes, oh hell no. “Wait, I’ll eat lunch with you.” I said fast, smirking. Reaching for my wallet to pay the waiter for my coffee, Shawn then wrote something on a fabric and pushed it towards me. He stood up, putting his jacket on, getting ready to go outside. I picked up the piece of paper and read,

”I’ll pick you up at 8.00am, outside here on Friday :)”

so now that I think s7 is going to be new cast (with maybe a few original cast members but nevertheless not the same), I want to take a moment to thank the cast of once upon a time, and the crew:

  • to the core of the show, the original three (ginnifer goodwin, josh dallas, and jennifer morrison) - you’ve guys carried the show for the last six years. I can’t wait to see what projects you’ll take on next and I’ve never been happier to be able to watch the charming family dynamic. there is no once upon a time without them, so thank you for creating & making the show for us.
  • to lana parrilla - the original villain™, the best evil queen anyone could ask for, thank you for portraying regina mills and doing her justice. OUAT definitely would not be OUAT without you. 
  • to jared gilmore - the heart & soul of the show, the truest believer, where would everyone be without henry mills and his belief? nowhere. thank you <3 <3 
  • to robert carlyle - definitely one of, if not the most talented on this show, thank you for the birth of the dark ones, your layered character, and your incredible acting. I’m going to miss your “dearies” and deal making and incredible character.
  • to emilie de ravin - you are so under appreciated as an actress and as your character. I’m so glad you’ll be able to move on to bigger & better things, but thank you for portraying the amazing belle! you & belle deserve so much better and I hope you both find your happy ending <3
  • to colin o’donoghue - I knew the second you stepped onto the screen as captain hook this would be a hook like no other. thank you for adding layers and more character to the classic villain we all know & love. 
  • to rebecca mader - 3b will forever be my favourite arc, and you are definitely one of the reasons. thank you for playing the amazing wicked witch and for bringing so much to her character!
  • to a & e - obviously this show wouldn’t exist without you creating it. thank you for having a great writing team even when episodes weren’t up to par and bringing back magic to all of our lives.
  • and finally, to all fellow oncers, regardless of what you ship, who you stan, and where you’re from - I love you all and this journey would have not been the same without any of you. I’ve made so many friends from so many different sides of the fandom and I love you all so much. you know who you are. we’ve been through so much as a fandom and a lot of the time we’re literally the worst but this show wouldn’t exist without us and our support. from the casual viewers, to the hardcore stans, from the gif & graphic makers, to the fanfic writers, to the ones who run news blogs - you’re all essential to this fandom and we make the show. so thank all of you so, so much. specifically, I’d like to give a special shoutout to my lovely, lovely, ouat mutuals who definitely made this experience for me as a oncer more amazing than it could ever be - @phoebe-halliwell / @newton-scarmander / @argetnallison / @kevinmckidd / @noorasaetlre / @misscamthenorwegian / @jynserso / @odonoghues / @killians / @ceeyoutea / @emmakillian / @queenjmo / @ashokas / @katewinslets / @marymargaret / @faithandfearcollide / @lucifer-morningstar / @killianjones / @mikesmatthews / @baebastianstan / @jahcobperalta / @isabellekillian / @warriorswan / @swanshope / @storybrooke / @sarahspaulson / @rumplestiltskin

and now I’m going to bawl like a baby at the finale, but it’s okay, because I’ll have all of you. <3 

#139 - For anonymous

Filling the prompt “ok so we all know how much van wants kids. as someone how primarily doesn’t want any kids, it’d be kinda interesting to see your approach on a fic about that??? maybe angsty, maybe doesn’t end happily; whatever you wanna do!”

Somehow you didn’t hear about the Van McCann Wants A Million Babies dream until you’d been dating for months. You were at the cinema, snuggled down in the back row together. A child ran up and down the stairs screaming.

“Fuck me. I hope they shut them up before the movie starts,” you said, reaching your hand into the box for more popcorn. When Van didn’t reply you looked over at him. Spacey expression, watching the kid; you waved close to his face. He looked over at you suddenly, snapping out of the daydream.


“The kid?” you repeated.

“Yeah. Dead cute, innit. Can’t wait to have ten of my own,” he said nonchalantly. You bit your tongue and changed the subject.

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anonymous asked:

Hi i just want to let you know you're like 75% of the reason why I spent my entire week-long school break binge watching taz. I'm fully caught up and it is SO FUCKING GOOD HOLY SHIT!! who's your favorite character? I really like Taako, Angus, Ren, and Magnus :D

YOURE WELCOME OMG lmao that’s some hardcore binging

ahh geez I love Angus quite a bit. I like Magnus too but maybe because I relate to Travis a lot in general

anonymous asked:

So this libra (sun, moon, mercury and venus)man seems to like me bc he'll flirt with me when we hang out, after we hang he'll ask when im around again, he'll get all passionate, blah blah and so. But i feel like he thinks our thing is like a fling . Im trying to be in a relationship now and i really like this guy. What are some signs when a libra wants to be in a relationship or maybe some advice on how to get with a libra? Thanks!

hiiii 😄 such a libra dom guy is hard to figure out. Libras are masters at acting how they need to in order to get attention and people to like them. It sounds pretty good so far but here’s my advice.

Watch how he behaves around you and compare it to how he interacts with his other friends and acquaintances. Usually with people they don’t know well, you can spot them being overly polite and generous. With their friends, they still might have that libra charm but toned down a little. When he’s around you, is he less cheesy? Is he less obnoxiously polite? If he’s quieter, more honest, more open about his feelings, then I think that’s a good sign. If a libra can tell you their thoughts, feelings, fears, and dreams, they trust you. If they admit they’re scared or confused or hurt, they trust you. If they go out of their way to remember little details about you, ask you about your life, or give you little gifts, they like you. Libras are generally scared of real feelings and real commitment. If he acts all confident around you and never seems nervous, then I would think he’s just putting on a show and leading you on. Most Libras I know (myself included) have a harder time laying on the charm when they have real feelings for someone.

It’s a good thing he keeps asking to hang out. Usually Libras will jhang once or twice then bail because they’re bored. Any time a libra venus stays focused on one person for more than a few days, it’s a good sign.

Advice for anyone crushing on a libra:
-be kind to others and animals
-be honest but never rude
-open up about your past, emotions and feelings (if you do that, Libras are more likely to open up themselves. If they don’t, then they’re not that into you)
-be trustworthy, keep your promises, if you say you’re going to do something then do it
-make them laugh
-genuinely ask them about their day and want to know the answer
-ask them about themselves
-do nice things for them
-give them space!
- never pressure them into making decisions (never give them ultimatums!!!)
-don’t say you love them too soon, don’t say ‘you’re my best friend/you totally understand me/we are great friends ’ after only knowing them for a short time
-don’t respond too quickly to texts (it makes them nervous lmao)
-if they share their feelings, don’t argue with them!!!!!
-don’t give advice unless they ask
-compliment them / their talents

hope that helps 👀🖤

presidentnerd  asked:

okay you and moon are making me curious about this Critical Roll show. Any advice for someone whose never seen it before I do anything?


And to bear in mind that how it starts isn’t necessarily indicative of how it will eventually run. It’s a bit bumpy to start, as everyone tries to figure out how the hell to even do this thing. While all the people involved are performers in some way or another, they’re not used to bringing this private game public, and it takes them a little while to find their feet.

Also that, if you want to watch the whole thing, THIS IS A TIME COMMITMENT. Each episode clocks in around four hours (or more), and they’re sitting at about ninety episodes right now, I think. (The last I downloaded was Ep 88, and that was about six weeks ago.) Hubby and I have been watching since November? Maybe October. Not constantly, but with some fair amount of regularity, and we’re only right this second on Ep 65.

Not that you HAVE to watch them all, I’m sure. I can’t imagine there aren’t write-ups you can find online that will let you read summaries of episodes and save yourself a lot of time. But I’m me, and so I can’t do that. And I don’t even know that I’d recommend it. Watching the characters and storylines (and the players, as well) slowly change and develop and evolve (or not) is a huge part of what makes it so engrossing, I think.

Otherwise, I don’t think there’s anything you need to know! It’s a group of friends and voice actors playing D&D, modified from their personal two or three year old Pathfinder game with some homebrew rules and classes and stuff. If you don’t know D&D or other tabletop roleplaying game, there’s nothing you can’t pick up as you watch, I don’t think.

If you choose to watch Critical Role, let me know what you think! I’ve come to really love all the characters and am completely invested in their stories at this point. It’s easily one of my favourite things.

The first episode is here, linking to it on YouTube so you don’t get any possible spoilers on the Geek & Sundry page. The YouTube playlist of all the episodes is here.

wanderingsorceress27  asked:

31 and 13 with Sigrunn and Ivar and I want to add what perverted things do they do when drunk :D

The answers are set in a possible future of Watch Me Drown, so don’t read if you don’t want to get hints about where the story could be going. ;) Also this ended up being over 1000 words so we’ll do a cut.

From this ship meme - feel free to suggest me some more numbers this was fun

31 - Do they sing together

Sigrunn was surprised at the sweet tenor of Ivar’s voice threading through the tones of the warriors’ drinking song as it filled the air of the hall. She was just stepping back into the room when someone had started it up, and she approached Ivar’s back softly, afraid he might stop if he noticed her return. She stood behind his chair, one hand softly on its frame, and just listened. He wasn’t loud, wasn’t trying to catch anyone’s attention, but he knew all the words and his tone was rich and true.

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anonymous asked:

I was just watching 'Dad reflex' video on YouTube... And suddenly my brain decided to give me this image: Adrien+ Dad reflexes+ cat reflexes= *_*.... Could you maybe sketch something for this in your free time?? I can totally understand if you can't... But have a great day! Love your art...

I don’t know that video and unfortunately don’t really have free time. So instead I’m just gonna post in case anyone else wants to give the prompt a shot C:

Thank you!

so I got to watch a whole 5 mins of the show live. I swear these things hate me now.

or maybe more then 2 - 5 mins of Alex and Maggie. is that too much to ask for? no, no it’s not.

for the record the 5 mins I actually managed to see, was of Lena, Jack, Kara and that dude.

(edit - yes, I know about the next episode.)

anonymous asked:

hey so! I'm wanting to maybe dm a campaign for my friends but I'm still rly new to dnd myself, i was wondering what tips/advice/references you might have for (new) dms?

i literally just started my own campaign so this is mainly from what ive noticed!

  • dont overextend yourself planning more than you need, dont overwhelm yourself by fully fleshing out each little place
  • make sure you love the idea for your campaign because youre gonna spend a lot of time working on it

i also watched all of matt mercer’s dm tips, and a heap of other youtube videos about it too, and dont feel afraid to google anything you get stuck on! theres so many resources online to help out!

anonymous asked:

Hey I hope this comes off as constructive more than like an insult or something but I wanted to say this. I really like you're what ruined videos but a lot of the time you come off as pretentious or like a know it all a little bit. And when you have this very serious tone in your voice followed up by a funny joke it sounds like you're trying to hard to relate, like a robot trying to fit in with humans. I feel like maybe you should try to have more fun with it and be a little loose with it.

I appreciate the feedback and it is something I am trying to do. I want the tone to be more bouncy and fun. Makes it more enjoyable to record and for the audience to watch. Thanks for the suggestion C:

anonymous asked:

I'm pretty suicidal right now... any tips what i could do to make myself fell better? :(

I’m just going to write down some things that might help! You can try out some stuff and maybe it will help.
I really hope that you will feel better soon💖 If ever something is come and talk to me! I’m here for you🌟

•Cry if you want to cry. It helps and you feel better after it. Don’t hold it back. Just let it go
•Watch a tv show/movie you already wanted to watch for a longer time or just watch your favorite one
•Look at cute animals and animals videos. Their cuteness will help you to fell better
•Read your favorite book or even a new one
•If you like walking outside, then just take a walk! It doesn’t need to be a long walk and you don’t need a destination. Also you just can sit somewhere in the nature and just enjoy it
•Draw something even if you can’t draw. It makes fun just drawing without thinking about anything!
•Exercise if you like doing sport. It helps some people!
•Take a shower to feel clean and better. You also can bath if it helps you
•And you can always talk to other people. It helps if you can tell someone how you feel

anonymous asked:

i've finally decided to persevere and get to my goal weight, but not even 3 days in, my mother said to me while i was making tea 'i hope this isn't a fad where you only drink green tea all day then eat one meal' and now she's and persisting i eat and watching me eat and it's going to be impossible to do what needs to be done with her watching :( any tips/ idea's to get her to leave me be? xx

Explain to her that you maybe want to lose some weight and get in shape for the summer and that you would really appreciate if you could be in charge of your own diet. Talk to her and see what’s fit to say ^-^ I don’t know how your mother is, but i’m sure she understands :) xoxo

Tagged by @kreebby, thank you ❤

rules: answer eight questions and tag eight people.

last movie I watched: The Road to El Dorado, bc I’d never actually seen it before.

last song I listened to: K.A.R.D - Rumor

last book I read: It’s been a shamefully long time… one of the Witcher books, I think?

last thing I ate: Greek yoghurt with strawberries

where would you want to time travel to? Hmmm… I’ve never been one to dream about time travel, tbh. Maybe the future. Just a quick trip to see what’s up.

fictional character I would hang out with for a day: Someone fun, definitely. Varric maybe?

If I could be anywhere right now, where would I be? Right here.

Tagging @kellinahasaship @hasbeenlokid @thranduilsausage @galifreyas @saarabas @slavetothemocha @adjectivebear @geeky-jez if you guys want to do this :>

Chris Pratt, attractive rich heterosexual white man, says he doesn't feel represented in Hollywood.

America’s favorite Average White Man has an interview with People magazine ahead of the sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy.  

“I don’t see personal stories that necessarily resonate with me, because they’re not my stories,” Pratt, 37, told the magazine. “I think there’s room for me to tell mine, and probably an audience that would be hungry for them. The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

I’m actually amused by how earnest he is.  Has he ever even been to the movies?

I’m pretty sure there’s a whole genre of movies based on average, blue-collar American white men literally saving some brown person’s country or the entire planet or whole other planets.  

I’m pretty sure there’s a whole genre of movies where average, blue-collar American white men pine after some woman who is probably too good for them and then a whole lot of stuff happens in the middle where she realizes whoever she’s with is a dick and she should be with the protagonist instead so the average guy can get the girl.

I’m pretty sure there’s a whole genre of movies where average, blue-collar American white men – who are usually from Chicago or Boston – go into a life of crime for some noble reason (or not) and we sit for 90 minutes rooting for a “hero” who is literally breaking the law in every frame and/or killing people.

Chris Pratt sounds like someone strapped him in to a chair and made him watch Moonlight for 17 days so now he forgot that Hollywood is literally founded on white mediocrity.  But wait!  There’s more:

“I really feel there’s common ground out there that’s missed because we focus on the things that separate us,” he said. “You’re either the red state or the blue state, the left or the right. Not everything is politics. And maybe that’s something I’d want to help bridge, because I don’t feel represented by either side.”

I actually do think there’s common ground out there, and the common ground is the provable fact that the vast majority of Americans are a lot less prosperous than they realize, especially in comparison to the corporations they work for where all of the money is being hoarded.  Our common ground as Americans would be redistributing the enormous wealth of this country so that we all could experience a higher standard of living.  Unfortunately, that’s not possible because the things that separate us (mostly race, class, education, and location) are effectively used by our political system to keep an Us vs Them society among average Americans.  This ensures that we don’t turn the country into a Haves vs HaveNots society where the overwhelming majority of Americans would define themselves as the HaveNots if they were thinking clearly and less concerned with how much they have in comparison to a neighbor who doesn’t look and/or think like they do.

But that’s not where Chris Pratt is.  Chris Pratt is one of those Everybody Is So Upset, Can’t We All Just Get Along? yokels who doesn’t want to deal with conflict.  He doesn’t have to deal with the day to day consequences of politics so to him, not everything is politics.  I’d love to see what kind of bridge he is planning to make with his everyman blue-collar American heterosexual movie that speaks to him and has never been done before repeatedly.  Let me know how it is.  I’ll go spend my HaveNot money on something else.