maybe hes born with it maybe its maybelline

They say my lip gloss is popping
My lip gloss is cool

Thrawn on his way to steal your man. Lmao…a lil pick me up for my @white-rainbowff from her latest chapter for Who Dares, Wins

nemuurenaiaru  asked:

Mister Lovecraft, what hair care products do you use? You have the most fabulous hair ever! Thank you for your time and have a nice day!

“…What?”

“I don’t use hair products…? It’s just the way it is?”

So imagine if Ichigo and Orihime worked at the Kurosaki Clinic deheehee!

You know all the boys would get injured on purpose to get treated by Orihime, but Ichigo will be all scowling like “Inoue bae, have a break I’ll take this one” and then the patient leaves with more injuries than they arrived with :’D

Also if there’s a Dr. Kon who says he’s a gynecologist…Run away ladies. Run. Away.

Levihan: On the trail of Erwin’s dirty secret

Levi: My turn. Why Survey Corps buys a small bottle of castor oil every fucking month?

Hanji: I have no idea. Though it started when Erwin was promoted. 

Levi: Whaaa?

Hanji: Go, let’s ask him!

meanwhile in Erwin’s office

Erwin: *carefully applies the castor oil on his eyebrows and hums*

the door opens

Hanji: Hey, Erwin, we wonder why…

Erwin: *jumps on his armchair and rolls over everything on his desk*

Levi: *emerges from behind Hanji* The fuck?

Erwin: Get away! Is it that difficult to knock!?

Hanji: *chokes with laughter* Seriously!? You use it for…

Erwin: Go to hell! I cannot have five minutes of privacy with you two around!