maybe during during or the movie

Went and saw Beauty and the Beast, and I just had to share my experience because it was so pure?

So, like, I get into the theater, find myself a nice spot smack dab midscreen, which is WAY EASIER without thirty people traipsing in behind you in a group, lemme tell you, and I’m just sitting there, by my lonesome, scrolling tumblr and watching whatever weird stuff they’ve got on screen, and a family comes to sit in my row, which was the only empty one not right in front of the screen. Sat down what I thought was a seat away from me until I saw a little girl in an adorable ass red dress climbing over mom and dad to sit next to me. 

Totally fine. I was just off of center and they got to sit right in the middle of the screen, and when she finally gets settled this little girl looks up at me, with a soda half her size in one hand, and somehow both popcorn and candy in her tiny little lap, and she stage whispers to her mom:

“She’s by herself!”

Mom looks embarrassed, but I smile and wave off the apology. 

I go back to my phone, only to realize someone is tugging at my sleeve. Little girl looks up at me, all wide eyes and curiosity, and holds out a napkin filled with popcorn and chocolate. Like, I remember being a kid, and I remember how important candy and popcorn at the theater are, and I think she thought she was saving my life by offering this sustenance.

I almost fucking cried guys, kids are the best.

So I take it and thank her and let her talk my ear off for a few minutes until she needs a drink because she has been talking SO MUCH her mouth is dry. This kid is going places, guys, I’m telling you right now, because she picked up that cup the size of her torso like a champ and angled the straw just right and continued to try to talk to me around her gulps.

While this is happening, on the other side of me another mom and daughter sat down, and, turns out, the girls know each other. I’m guessing, based on the gumption of Red Dress, that they probably met in the lobby before they went into the theater. 

Girl number 2, I’ll call her Princess Dress, because it was a fantastic dress and when I told her so she proceeded to point to every princess along the neck and name them and give me their Stats, proceeds to have a conversation across me with Red Dress.

Both sets of parents were looking like they wanted to bury their heads in their hands, but I was having a blast.

Anyway, eventually lights go down, we get into the movie, and for the most part Red and Princess were content, although every so often Red made sure to pass me a handful of sticky half-melted chocolate. 

Watching a live action version of a movie that I watched for the first time when I was their age was a fuckin’ trip, man. Like. I got super emotional over things I didn’t expect to, and during the wolf scenes I was actually mildly distressed, because Princess was gripping the hand rest so hard on my right I thought she was gonna break it. Any scene I laughed or snorted at got a peal of laughter from my two new best friends, so hopefully no one has to go home and explain why I nearly snorted out my drink during “Be Our Guest” when they went for a visual gag for “After all miss, this is France!”.

During the ballroom scene, Red turned to her mom and whispered “The Beast is handsome!” and it took so much for me not to lean over and whisper back “Girl same.”

But my favorite, MY VERY FAVORITE part of this whole experience was when Gaston shot the Beast - FOR THE THIRD TIME HOLY HELL I KNEW IT WAS DARK BUT GODDAMN THIS IS A KIDS MOVIE ISN’T IT - Red patted my arm because yeah, okay, I was maybe crying a little, look, I know what happens but the movie made me feel things okay. Anyway, she like, pushes herself up in her seat and leans in close and she goes “It’s okay. He’s gonna be okay.”

The point is, children are so pure, and everyone should always watch movies with strangers.

College AU's

Prompts inspired by actual college experiences I’ve had.

-were roommates and i saw you shaving your legs on top of my desk and ‘NO I’m nOT staring’ but holy hell your legs are fine

-We share a major and a few classes so we started talking and I accidentally spilled the beans about my horrible love life so now you’ve made it your mission to get me a date but you got so angry that no one was interested in me so you stepped in as my date yourself

-the classic ‘reach for the last piece of pizza in the lunch line at the same time and our eyes meet’ except I’m a glutton and ready to fite you for that pizza

-I’m walking home from a late night class when I eat shit on the ice and shout 'fUCK mE’ but your dorm window is open so you shout back 'when and where?’ And what why thE HELL DID YOU HANG OUT YOUR WINDOW TO SHOUT THAT?!

-we met at a college party blackout drunk but hey we hold each other’s hair back during the hangover so maybe we’ll work out

-'how you doin’ said lazily across the lounge during a movie night

-you’re the hot kid in the dorm across the hall from me and I’m super fricken shy but you always give me a smile when we pass each other and 'omG YOUre standing at my door asking for my number WhAT?!

-were both teachers of the same major but have very different opinions on how it should be taught and who the most important authors/researchers/artists in that field are. And now our students have gathered in the common green to watch us debate the fuck outta this once and for all (bonus points if one of them ends the debate by asking the other out) (double bonus points if they only say yes AFTER the students/other teacher dares them and bet money that they wouldn’t)

-we live on the same floor and I always seem to run into you when you’re in a towel coming out of the shower. We’ve never said anything about it until I come by with a tour I’m leading and when you see me you just shout 'SERIOUSLY?! Now you’re just doing this on purpose!’

-so you’re a senior in the dorm next to mine and I always here you screaming about some assignment that will be the end of your career as you know it. When your roommate started leaving the room during these episodes I knocked on the door with a mug of coffee/hot cocoa and I’ve never see someone cry so much over a hot beverage are you ok??

-I swear I’m not high I just like staring at the sky and speaking philosophy leave me alone.” “Bummer now who’s gonna smoke this pot with me?” “I never said I didnt smoke. Gimme the joint”

I need a long slowburn Trimberly fanfic where...

It starts during the movie, and shows the evolution of Trini and Kimberly’s relationship from strangers to friends, and then it continues after the movie ends on how they slowly become girlfriends.

Like after the initial Zordon meeting and training, Kimberly seeks Trini out after class when she notices Trini avoiding her gaze during class.

She’ll approach her with “hey, we’re in this weird thing together, maybe it wouldn’t be the end of the world for us to get to know each other”

Trini’s not into it at first for obvious reasons, but eventually warms up to it.  She and Kimberly do yoga and hiking together on the mountain.  They don’t talk much, but Kimberly senses some battle is being waged in Trini’s mind, so it comes as no shock when Trini hints at being queer during the fireplace scene.

Then after everything, Kimberly is worried how Trini is sleeping after Rita’s attach.  Trini claims she’s fine, but Kimberly helps her patch up her room and sometimes spends the night.

Trini’s parents are happy that she has a new friend who’s “normal”, and Trini rolls her eyes every time her parents invite Kimberly to stay for dinner.

Trini also learns what Kimberly did to her friend Amanda, and she’s not happy about it, but she knows that Kimberly learned her lesson.  She then confesses that one time she had a crush on a girl who was her friend, but didn’t know it was a crush at the time, but then the girl publicly ridiculed her and outed her, and she was glad when her family moved.

One night, Trini agrees to go swimming with Kimberly on the mountain, and they share their first kiss in the lake.  It’s Kimberly who kisses her first, and Trini is shocked, but then leans in to kiss Kimberly.  They kiss for a few minutes, and then build a fire to help dry themselves off.  They’re kind of awkward about it, but manage to talk through their feelings.

Well turns out, Amanda took some pics of the moment and wants revenge.  She threatens Trini with the pictures until Trini points out that she’s not out yet, and that her parents and Kimberly’s parents would react badly to the photo, and that it could actually put her life in danger.  Amanda deletes the photo and promises not to tell anyone.

Trini brings it up to Kimberly who gets very anxious over the entire thing and confront Amanda, who points out that she at least thought it through before not sending the photo.

Kimberly feels guilty for putting Trini in a situation where she was almost outed, bur Trini is learning how to better handle her feelings rather than just running, so she tells Kimberly that while it was a scare, they managed to avoid it.

Their relationship starts slow: flirtatious smiles during class, locking eyes in the hallway, holding hands when they jump into the water above the spaceship, goodnight cheek kisses, sneaking into each other’s rooms to cuddle in the middle of the night, morning kisses on the lips, etc.

Trini’s parents figure out Kimberly is dating their daughter, but they decide to wait until Trini brings it up.  In the meantime, they treat Kimberly like family and invite her to dinner often.

When they do come out, it’s on accident when Trini kisses her girlfriend before 1st period, and they both realize that they forgot to play it platonic, but decide that maybe it’s time for them to be out.

Their fellow rangers are supportive: Billy claps every time he sees them holding hands in the hallway and gives them a list of LGBT friendly safe spaces in Angel’s Grove, Zack brings them around his mom to play chess with her and Trini is suprisingly good at chess and Zack’s mom loves seeing her son happy with his friends and how much in love Trini and Kimberly are, and Jason calls out any homophobic behavior he witnesses at school or in Angel Grove and sometimes the perpetrator is met with a slap.

And they all live happily ever after.

Opposite Teams (Natasha X Reader)

Maybe during Civil War, The reader is best friends with Steve and she’s on his side( she’s a mutant-Wolverine like). But Nat switched last minute like in the movie. Reader doesn’t wanna fight Nat and avoids her during the entire fight, rather fights Tony. And during the fight since Tony flies he manages to throw the reader in the compound thign where Nat is at, Black panther left to fight idk Bucky xD so just the Reader and Nat are in the room. Sorry if it’s stupid x.x


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When you heard about what the government wanted to do, you nearly raged. You told General Ross if he wanted you to sign those papers that he can suck your dick and stormed out. When the team split up, you quickly told Steve you would be beside him. He represented freedom, and you wanted yours. That’s probably why you were best friends.

You were a mutant. You had been treated like scum since your powers were shown, and you had been used as a weapon, controlled, used, and you were sick of it. You were tired of being used as a weapon with no free well, and so you rebelled. You were doing it for your freedom. For Wanda, Pietro, and every other mutant. You knew younger mutants looked up to you, so you made it public your reason. That you were not going to be someone’s property to control.

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Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele

I can’t possible fathom what a white person would get from watching this movie. I’m not even sure if non-black people of color could fully understand this movie. Get Out perfectly captures the anxiety that comes from being the only black person in an area, shit gave me flashbacks. I’m not sure if Asian or Latinx people feel the same sense of unease being around white people, they’re discriminated against too, but my mom has actual pictures of our enslaved family on the plantation, that shit is always on my mind even if it’s not at the forefront. And that’s not even mentioning shit like Emmet Till and The Central Park Five, just being in close proximity to white people could mean prison or a casket, but I’m getting off topic.

Get Out looks way too good and is written way too well to be the debut feature of a comedian. This is like if Brazil were Terry Gilliam’s first film. Get Out has been compared to the works of Dario Argento, Bunuel, and John Carpenter (which I can definitely see during the film’s second half), but personally, the first half of Get Out reminded me of David Lynch. Maybe a Lynch comparison was too obvious for other reviewers, the movie after all does take place in a small suburban town like Twin Peaks and Blue Velvet, but I wanted to point it out because I feel like the similarities go beyond the setting.

Daniel Kaluuya is a fantastic, I love Daniel Kaluuya. His accent slips a few times during the movie, but really, who cares? It’s Daniel fucking Kaluuya, I’ve been a huge fan of his since The Fades (a cancelled BBC show from 2011, it had 6 episodes).

I think what makes Get Out so great it tackles the latent racism and deceit of white liberals/allies not often brought up in mainstream media. The faux-progressivism of modern whites is near identical to the ideologies of white people from centuries past. Take Thomas Jefferson for example, author of the Declaration of Independence and purported abolitionist. He acknowledged that slavery was wrong many times throughout his political career, yet owned HUNDREDS of slaves, only freeing two within his lifetime. And even being self aware enough to know his actions were incorrect, Jefferson still believed that black people were inferior and raped one of his slaves multiple times. Point is, Thomas Jefferson knew that owning other humans (as inferior as they may be) was wrong, but his money eclipsed his morals. You see the same shit today, just look at how many white women voted for Donald Trump, I assure you that all of those women weren’t Republicans. “Liberal” white women who either couldn’t bear the thought of Hillary Clinton being the first female president or weren’t over Bernie losing the nomination voted for Trump because they decided their personal feelings were more important than the lives of minority groups.

Faux-liberalism and fetishization of black bodies is the driving force of Get Out, that’s what the movie is really about. 

The foreshadowing employed is fantastic too, along with the way the story of Chris (Daniel Kaluuya) is interwoven with the story of the film. Get Out is a lot more personal than trailers and commercials let on. 

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@grayheaven11 Three good ships coming right up~!!

Akira x Goro (akeshu):

who’s the cuddler: Akira.
who makes the bed: Goro.
who wakes up first: Goro.
who has the weird taste in music: Akira.
who is more protective: both to be honest.
who sings in the shower: Goro.
who cries during movies: Akira.
who spends the most while out shopping: Goro.
who kisses more roughly: BOTH.
who is more dominate: B-O-T-H (oh boy).
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10.

Yusuke x Makoto:

who’s the cuddler: Makoto.
who makes the bed: Yusuke.
who wakes up first: Yusuke.
who has the weird taste in music: Yusuke (my unique son).
who is more protective: Makoto.
who sings in the shower: Yusuke.
who cries during movies: Makoto.
who spends the most while out shopping: Yusuke.
who kisses more roughly: Makoto.
who is more dominate: Makoto.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 8? (it sounds cute, but maybe more of a brotp for me for now? I need to see more of their dinamic for that).

Akira x Yusuke (shukita):

who’s the cuddler: Yusuke.
who makes the bed: Akira (because Yusuke doesn’t want to wake him up to do this).
who wakes up first: Yusuke.
who has the weird taste in music: Yusuke (again, he is my unique son).
who is more protective: Both.
who sings in the shower: Let them make a duet.
who cries during movies: Akira.
who spends the most while out shopping: Yusuke.
who kisses more roughly: Akira.
who is more dominate: Akira.
my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10.

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So, about the ‘O Helga night scene’… this might be over analysing it, but I was listening to the ‘O Helga Natt’ song and I realized that in the moment Isak says “Du er ikke alene”/“You’re not alone” to Even, the lyrics that are playing are “O helga natt, du frålsning åt oss gav” which translated is “Oh holy night, our salvation you gave” and I think that it is not by chance. In fact, Isak could have spoken at any time during the song but he says those words during “O helga natt, du frålsning åt oss gav”. If you start thinking about the hotel scene when Even is talking about the “Pretty Woman” movie and mentions the “What happens after I’ve rescued you? I rescue you righ back” line, you can’t really ignore the parallel between “salvation” and “rescue”, between the hotel scene and the “O helga natt” one. As if they saved each other. Maybe I’m reading too much into this, or maybe Julie Andem’s is a freaking genious!!! We already know the soundtrack plays an important role in the show, maybe these lyrics are another example. What do you think? If that scene wasn’t already epic, I think that if this is true it just makes it even more. I love this show so much.

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anonymous asked:

Hi ^^ may I ask for Ieyasu x MC? Thank you and have a nice day :)

Ieyasu/MC

  • Who’s the cuddler?: Definitely MC, though Ieyasu denies that he likes it so much. He likes all the attention, but his pride gets to him and he grumbles at MC whenever she puts her arms around him. She’s learned to know better and nuzzles his cheek instead.
  • Who makes the bed?: Ieyasu, because he has this weirdly specific way of how he likes the comforter to be folded and the way the pillows are arranged. MC can’t really complain–one less chore for her.
  • Who wakes up first?: MC, if only for the fact that she likes to wake up and make him breakfast. He’ll forget to eat a lot in the morning (usually takes vitamins and supplements to sustain himself), so she goes out of her way to make sure he has a damn meal.
  • Who has the weird taste in music?: Ieyasu, because he was that teenager that went through a Visual Kei phase, and he’s like. Over it. Except he’s not, and he still has every album The Gazette has ever made. In vinyl.
  • Who is more protective?: Ieyasu, definitely–especially because the kind of people he attracts aren’t always of the best backgrounds, so he’s a little wary when MC meets them. Usually has an arm around her shoulder so people know she’s taken.
  • Who sings in the shower?: MC, and she thought she was pretty quiet about it, until Ieyasu teased her about paying for singing lessons since she was pretty out of key the last time she sang some 80s pop tune. She threw a rubber spatula at him.
  • Who cries during movies?: It’s usually MC, but Ieyasu was totally guilty of getting all teary-eyed during the movie Koizura. MC keeps trying to bring it up but he denies it to this day.
  • Who spends the most while out shopping?: Ieyasu, but this is because he has a lot of money. MC thinks maybe he should save some of it just in case? Ieyasu says um? I’m buying you this diamond necklace and you’re gonna like it?
  • Who kisses more roughly?: Ieyasuuuuuu. Generally can be a pretty rough lover, so it’s unsurprising. Definitely leaves MC with a lot of marks she finds a hard time covering up.
  • Who is more dominate?: Though he likes letting MC take a dominate role at times, it’s Ieyasu, at the end of the day. 
  • My rating of the ship from 1-10?: Personally, I prefer a friendship between these two, but as far as romantic relationships with MC, it’s definitely one I have a better impression of. Though I wasn’t thrilled with the pacing, I think MC manages to provide Ieyasu with some well-needed guidance along with a safe place to open up. Contrary to the end of his main story, I still think MC has a lot of work to do with Ieyasu, just due to the way he is–much patience and time would be required for them to come together, in my opinion. I could give it a 7/10.
Remembering Phoenix Movie Marathon

I met him just a short while ago. Maybe days or weeks ago, I don’t know. I can’t remember. All I remember is this one movie which really inspires me and one of the actors is River Phoenix. Yes, I just knew him just after more than 20 years of his death. River Phoenix was really a legend of teenhood way back during 80’s era. I’ve watched some of his movies, tho and so far I find them very legendary that I even managed imagining my parents being teenagers and how grateful they were being teens during 80’s. Well sort of. My parents did not have a quite well off kind of life during their young age. But anyway, admiring such person who has been gone for a long time is just a huge heartbreaking feeling and I know some of you have felt the same way.

Honestly, after watching Stand By Me (the first movie of Phoenix I’ve watched) I didn’t know he’s already gone and been dead for more than 20 years, not until I got the urge to research about the movie, checked the cast, and found out he really is. He died in the year 1993 and I wasn’t even born yet that year. How weird. I also found out that he also worked with several teen stars during 80’s just like Ethan Hawke, Keanu Reeves, and Johnny Depp. Just like them, River Phoenix really was an iconic actor – even today, he still rocks. So as a memoir, I made this entry to make everyone who reads my blog appreciate how River Phoenix slayed during 80’s, because his movies are just extremely great and the way he played each of his characters says it all.

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anonymous asked:

Im so salty that Naruto ended without the last chapter. I know we've had all the movies and side stories, but now it feels incomplete. Is SP really gonna be that difficult?

I dunno, maybe they’ll incorporate 700 sometime later during the Boruto series, since the chapter takes place during that timeline. Still though, chapter 700 was part of the Naruto manga, not the Boruto one. So likewise, I therefore really feel as though chapter 700 should have been animated as part of the Naruto anime, not the Boruto one.

marriedwithjo  asked:

Hello! :3 Can I ask how a cuddle session w/ Tanaka, Asahi and Bokuto would be? Maybe while watching a Disney movie of their choice? Thank you. ♡

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

  • He ends up picking the Lion King even though he knows he’ll shed a few tears. He can’t help it, the poor lion cub lost his dad. He ends up holding you close during that scene.
  • Tanaka is just so happy to be able to enjoy the little things in life with you. Just being able to hold you in his arms is already like a dream for him.
  • He watches your face more than the actual movie just to see your facial expressions during a certain scene. He finds your little reactions to be adorable.

Asahi Azumane

  • Beauty in the Beast is a classic favourite of his. He sulks overtime you say he reminds you of the Beast, but if that means you can be his Belle, he’s fine with it.
  • His embrace is always so warm, he’s like your own personal heater. You end up seated between his legs as he leans up against the couch, a blanket wrapped around you.
  • The two of you definelty sing along to all of the songs, your favourite being “Be Our Guest”. He may or may not actually pull you up to dance.

Bokuto Koutaro

  • Bokuto always enjoys a good story about fish. The two of you have watched Finding Nemo a numerous amount of time to the point where you can almost recite it word for word.
  • What better way to spend the night than with your favourite movie and with the person you love in your arms. There isn’t for him. He ends up laying on the couch with you on his chest just so he can feel your heart beat against his chest. Lot’s of forehead kisses added into the mix.
  • He laughs at the corniest jokes and you can’t help but join him because he’s adorable and his laugh is contagious. A happy Bokuto is your favourite Bokuto.
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AQUARIUS x GEMINI

for @flowerchildithink​ (maybe? was this the one you wanted?) and @l4ndsl1d3​ and @chase-magnuschase

  • Who worries about how they will look when they’re older gemini
  • Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s aquarius
  • Clings to the other during scary movies neither. both stoic af.
  • Gets into the shower with the other randomly aquarius
  • Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone gemini
  • Initiates hand holding while the other is driving gemini
  • Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events AQUARIUS
  • Asks weird questions in the middle of the night BOTH AF
  • Asks “what are you thinking about?” aquarius
  • Always has to be touching the other, (if either of them do) neither

AQUARIUS x LIBRA

for @chase-magnuschase

  • Who worries about how they will look when they’re older LIBRA
  • Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s libra
  • Clings to the other during scary movies libra
  • Gets into the shower with the other randomly AQUARIUS
  • Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone aquarius
  • Initiates hand holding while the other is driving libra
  • Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events AQUARIUS
  • Asks weird questions in the middle of the night aquarius
  • Asks “what are you thinking about?” libra
  • Always has to be touching the other, (if either of them do) libra

GEMINI x LIBRA

for @l4ndsl1d3

  • Who worries about how they will look when they’re older libra
  • Who makes the mix tapes/cd’s gemini
  • Clings to the other during scary movies LIBRA
  • Gets into the shower with the other randomly gemini
  • Flashes the other when they walk by after taking a shower alone GEMINI
  • Initiates hand holding while the other is driving libra
  • Secretly tries to touch the other in naughty places during public/family events gemini
  • Asks weird questions in the middle of the night GEMINI
  • Asks “what are you thinking about?” LIBRA
  • Always has to be touching the other, (if either of them do) libra

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Jessley is REAL: A post with sucky gifs

Upon my upteenth rewatch of Pitch Perfect 2, I am 100% convinced that Ashley and Jessica are actually a couple and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise.

They’re literally ALWAYS next to each other for almost the entire movie, with the exception of during routines and around three or four scenes when they’re not standing within a 3 foot radius of each other (and even during some of those scenes within a couple minutes they’re next to each other again. Like when the Bellas are walking into the staging area for the World Championship, Ashley is at the back of the group, but then she runs to catch up with Jessica and pats her on the back IT HAPPENED I SAW IT.)

I realize some people might argue that they’re always close together because they’re the two odd ducks of the Bellas, but honestly they not only are always close together but there are so many background moments of them doing couple-y things that I really seriously think they’re an actual couple. Here are some gifs of those moments (some super sucky gifs because I suck, I’m sorry).

#1. Stylish girlfriends walking arm in arm on their way to get suspended from collegiate acapella

Five minutes into the movie and already with the Jessley.

#2. Ashley leaning on Jessica during the Bella rehearsal huddle

Look how close together they are, no one else is standing that close together do “just friends” stand that close together during group huddles hmmmmmm? (Maybe they do idk.) They look super-duper comfortable with each other.

#3. Jessica turning around to wait for Ashley when Audrey starts shouting at the Bellas.

She doesn’t even just quickly look behind her to see if Ashley’s following, she literally turns all the way around and starts walking backwards to make sure Ashley’s there. Cue Audrey going “I see you Jessica!”

Yes. We all see you Jessica. We see you being super adorable with your girlfriend and we’re screaming on the inside.

(And by “we” I mean “me”.)

#4. Leaning on each other during “Back to Basics”.

They really do like leaning on each other, don’t they?

#5. The “I’m Jessica!” moment

They’re standing arm-in-arm again.

And let’s not forget the cutest Jessley moment (also one of the cutest overall moments) in the entire movie:

#6. Campfire cuddles.

I wasn’t able to make a good gif of the Jessley moment after the Bellas’ last performance, where Jessica runs to Ashley and they start hugging as the screen fades, but yeah that also happened.

Conclusion: Jessley is real.

anonymous asked:

Jimon please

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? jace
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? both although jace denies it every time
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? simon
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? simon
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? simon
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? simon 
  • Who laughs more during sex? jace, but also both
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? again, i feel like this always depends on who needs it more, but i feel like maybe jace as a general not really rule

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

ok but don’t tell me dan and phil have never:

  • snuck up and hugged/scared the other from behind
  • given the other an affectionate peck on the cheek 
  • (not even once? c’mon get out of here)
  • ran and hid behind the other, peeping over their shoulder after finding a spider
  • just like imagine phil cowering in fear behind dan wow bye
  • fallen asleep together on the couch during a movie
  • or maybe one fell asleep and the other spent 10 minutes trying to figure out whether to leave him or wake him up (!?)
  • made eye contact during a romantic movie scene
  • like what are their reactions to a movie kiss? Just watch it through? Look away and act embarrassed? Look at each other? help
  • had a tickle fight ending ending in a fit of giggles on the floor
  • made dinner for the other one to come home to
  • found the other one asleep and gently laid a blanket over him
  • fallen asleep on a plane/car trip with their head rested on the other’s shoulder

whether you think their relationship is platonic or not, 6 years is a LONG TIME fight me

OOC. alright i have 2 exams tomorrow so I’m trotting off to bed now. I won’t be on much (maybe a little but it’ll be spotty) during the day but I might be available during the evening tomorrow! We shall seeeeeeeee. Might do a movie stream tomorrow night too so stay tuned for that as well!

Fake AH Headcanon: Ryan the Kidnapped Guy

Ryan - Centric | Implied Torture | WC: 1821 | On AO3 | My FAHC ‘Verse 

Let’s get real here. Like really real. Gavin, for all that he’s a skinny clumsy fool, is just too far away from the action to get kidnapped. Safe behind his computer screens, acting like the crew’s God’s Eye, directing them here and there; there is just no safer job. But Ryan on the other hand…Ryan’s just an asshole.


The first time Ryan gets kidnapped it’s because he’s a fucking asshole (big surprise).

According to how Ryan tells it (because Michael hadn’t been there—too busy kicking ass and taking names during a heist going sour because some bullshit group of now-dead individuals tipped off the cops in hopes of knocking the Fake AH down a few pegs, safe to say it hadn’t worked) it’d been the best course of actions. Removing said bullshit group of assholes would have taken a negative element out of the field and “up the chances for the success of the heist exponentially.” Apparently, he had forgotten to take into account crew feelings like the fact that they did NOT like the fact that HE GOT KIDNAPPED! ARE YOU SHITTING ME? WHAT THE FUCK, RYAN?!

It takes too long to get to him. They find Ryan tied up in some underground hideout that not even Kerry had known about in one of the abandoned, unsafe subway tunnels with cracked ribs and to many cuts. And he has the shamelessness to reassure Geoff that he hadn’t let anything slip. Geoff had responded by crying—much to the shock of Ryan and the horror of everyone but Jack. And God bless Jack, Michael thinks, the only reason they had gotten out in the first place. Because hearing Geoff cry pulled Gavin’s attention away from the COMs long enough for one of the remaining, rage-filled kidnappers to get too close. Luckily, said asshole had tried to get the drop on Jack first and had promptly met the end of her shotgun. The noise was loud of enough to get everyone moving with Ryan leaning heavily on Geoff and Jack while Michael and Ray took point and Gavin chattered in their ears, eye’s sharp on the camera feeds he’d managed to get control of.

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Okay so Magnus and Alec have been doing this thing now for a while, but they haven’t actually slept together, not like in a sexy sexy way (although they haven’t done that either), but like they haven’t actually.  Slept. Together.

And Magnus kind of wants nothing more than to curl up with Alec on the sofa, maybe Alec’s head in his lap as he reads a grimoire and he runs his fingers gently through Alec’s thick hair as Alec’s eyelids get heavier and heavier until only soft puffs of air are coming from Alec’s mouth and his entire face has gone slack in relaxation.

Or maybe the two of them pressed together, chest to chest, chest to back, legs entwined, whatever, under the duvet on Magnus’ huge, plush bed, and they wake up slowly together as the first light of the day filters in and casts the room in a soft glow that makes everything feel lighter and lovelier.

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