maybe a plastic spider

lishadra  asked:

Hey you got any more of those uhhhhhh haunted house stories

I’ve got the Smoothest Human Being story: http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/166662397289/tonight-i-may-have-had-an-encounter-with-the

I’ve got this thread here which chronicles my season so far and will be updated the next 3 nights with any memorable scares I get: http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/166661633929/scubakite-soggywarmpockets

And some various posts from last year that probably aren’t nearly as cool as the top two:

http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/152190720634/i-had-a-guest-come-through-my-haunt-tonight-that

http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/151642842924/soggywarmpockets-won-actor-of-the-night-for-my [This one contains fake blood and fake plastic spiders, maybe don’t look if you don’t like those.]

http://soggywarmpockets.tumblr.com/post/151199275294/soggywarmpockets-nobody-warned-the-cannibals [This one features fake blood, makeup that makes it look like I have blood poisoning, and my friend Bryan behind me with a chainsaw.]

It is the last weekend we are open this season so I’ll have 3 nights worth of stories to dazzle you all with, weather pending. Thanks for the ask!