maybe a plastic spider

lishadra  asked:

Hey you got any more of those uhhhhhh haunted house stories

I’ve got the Smoothest Human Being story:

I’ve got this thread here which chronicles my season so far and will be updated the next 3 nights with any memorable scares I get:

And some various posts from last year that probably aren’t nearly as cool as the top two: [This one contains fake blood and fake plastic spiders, maybe don’t look if you don’t like those.] [This one features fake blood, makeup that makes it look like I have blood poisoning, and my friend Bryan behind me with a chainsaw.]

It is the last weekend we are open this season so I’ll have 3 nights worth of stories to dazzle you all with, weather pending. Thanks for the ask!