mayans predict the end of the world

The mayans predicted a reset, not the end

OKAY OKAY SO GUYS I SHIT YOU NOT LEMME SEE THIS THE MANDELA EFFECT YALL KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT?? JUST IN CASE YALL DONT THE MANDELA EFFECT IS THIS THING WHERE SMALL THINGS IN OUR UNIVERSE ARE CHANGED LIKE THE BERENSTEIN BEARS VS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND WITE OUT VS WHITE OUT AND EVERYONES MEMORY IS SORT OF REMEMBERING DIFFERENTLY FROM WHAT THIS STUFF ACTUALLY IS, LIKE IF YOU REMEMBER IT AS THE BERENSTEIN BEARS BUT THEN GO BACK AND LOOK IT UP AND FIND OUT ITS THE BARANSTEIN BEARS AND THE THEORY IS THAT WE GOT STUCK IN A WORMHOLE AND SENT TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FOR A PART OF OUR LIVES AND STUFF SO THERES THAT EXPLANATION FOR YALL AND AND AND YALL KNOW ABOUT THE MAYANS AND SHIT ABOUT HOW THEY PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD IN 2012??? OK SO THE MAYANS WERE HELLA SMART LIKE THEY WERE MAD MATHEMATICIANS AND SHIT OK SO HOW COULD THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG?? THEY CREATED THE MOST ACCURATE CALENDAR OF THE ANCIENT WRLD BASED ON FUCKING ASTRONOMY SO OBVIOUSLY THEY KNEW A LITTLE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND HAD A GENERAL UNDERSTANDING OF HOW WE CAME TO BE OK OK SO MY THEORY IS THAT THE WORLD ACTUALLY RESET IN 2012 INSTEAD OF ENDING IT JUST RESET, LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD CAME AND NOW WERE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND SHIT AND HAVE YALL EVER NOTICED THAG NONE OF THIS MANDELA EFFECT SHIT STARTED SHOWING UP UNTIL LIKE 2013-2014??? THE WORLD ENDED IN 2012 AND ITS ALL FUCKJNG SHOWING THROUGH THE MANDELA EFFECT GUYS WE WENT THROUGH A WORM HOLE THATS WHAG THE MAYANS PREDICTED BRUH THEY DIDNT PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD THEY PREDICTED THE RESET

Let’s face it, mummies are awesome. They are corpses left over from a culture that worshiped death and their internal organs are kept in jars carved with the heads of animals. That is metal as fuck, so it’s fun to believe they had all sorts of connections to the occult that we can only dream about.

Combine that with the whole “the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world” theory and you realize that there’s something attractive about the idea that people way back when knew things we didn’t. Maybe it’s because we look around at a world full of inane Twitterings and TV shows about dating Flavor Flav, and find comfort in the idea that once up on a time, not only was the world less retarded, but they possessed wisdom so deep they could bend the rules of time and space.

Sure, it seems a little odd that mankind somehow forgot all this supernatural knowledge when it offers such a gigantic advantage to whoever has it. But that’s probably just because we aren’t believing hard enough.

5 Myths That People Don’t Realize Are Admitted Hoaxes

the mayans believed that the age of aquarius started on 21 december 2012 (it was the end of an astrological age they predicted, not the end of the world) but dane rudhyar says it wont start until the year 2026 and yet others say it started in 1994 or will start in 2720!!!! astrological ages are so vague and they last like 2,000 - 2,500 years so they are really broad and slow shifts that we will never notice on an everyday basis.