may-cause-drowsiness

“Okay, but NyQuil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavor, you know? Like by the time you go: ‘Hey this taste like-“ Bang you’re in the fucking coma already! On the back of the box it says ‘May cause drowsiness’ what it should say is ‘don’t make any fucking plans.’ Yeah, I’m on a lot of NyQuil right now.” 

“OKAY, but like. nyquil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavour.” he said his words slurring ever so slightly. “cause by the time you go ‘hey this taste like-“ bang you’re in the coma already! on the back of the box it says ‘may cause drowsiness’ what it should say is 'don’t make any fucking plans.’ yeah, I’m on a lot of nyquil right now.” 

“Okay, but like. NyQuil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavor, you know? Like by the time you go: ‘Hey this taste like-“ Bang you’re in the fucking coma already! On the back of the box it says ‘May cause drowsiness’ what it should say is 'don’t make any fucking plans.’ Yeah, I’m on a lot of NyQuil right now.”

NyQuil is probably the only medicine you could ever need. Always consistently has tasted like death since as long as I can remember. Not to mention just as you get over the taste, you’re in a coma so you no longer have to care about any suffering you could possibly be in. Look on the back o’ the box and it says ‘May cause drowsiness’ kind of makes me laugh really because it should say ‘don’t make any fucking plans because you’ll be unconscious ‘till a week from now’. Yeah, I may be on a lot o’ NyQuil right now.”

usted es un huevo. in spanish, that means you’re very beautiful… okay, i lied. i just called you a egg. anyways, have you ever tried nyquil ? it’s one of the best medicines out there. it’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavour. ‘cause by the time you go “hey this taste like-” bang you’re in the coma already ! on the back of the box it says “may cause drowsiness” what it should say is “don’t make any fucking plans.” yeah, i’m on a lot of nyquil right now.

Okay, but like. NyQuil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavor. Cause by the time you go ‘Hey, this taste like-“ Bang you’re in the coma already! On the back of the box it says ‘May cause drowsiness’ what it should say is 'don’t make any fucking plans.’ Yeah, I’m on a lot of NyQuil right now.