‘ usted es un huevo. in spanish, that means you’re very beautiful… okay, i lied. i just called you a egg. anyways, have you ever tried nyquil ? it’s one of the best medicines out there. it’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavour. ‘cause by the time you go “hey this taste like-” bang you’re in the coma already ! on the back of the box it says “may cause drowsiness” what it should say is “don’t make any fucking plans.” yeah, i’m on a lot of nyquil right now. ’
Grow your business.