may the force be with me

tygermama  asked:

Are there any fic out there where Baze Malbus is basically the Wolverine of the Star Wars universe and everywhere he goes, he ends up with a new young lady to teach the art of being grumpy and kicking ass too? Cause I think there should be

Oh god so I may… have started writing a thing?


Baze wakes up, which is the first surprise. The second comes at the feel of desert under him, similar but wholly different to the sands of Scarif. For an overwhelming second he thinks he’s back on Jedha, but he knows Jedha’s land in the very core of him, and this isn’t it. This is something very different.

It takes him the whole of the suns trek across the sky to learn just how much.

Niima Outpost is small, ragged, and untrusting. But it does have water. Foul, sour water, but water nonetheless. Baze has had worse. It also has information, which Base finds infinitely harder to stomach.

It takes him a while to understand what the wrinkled stall-holder is telling him—he’s somehow skipped not only years but an epoch—but in the end it’s clear. Or as clear as it can be. Because while almost three decades seem to have passed, they’ve also passed him by. The face looking back from the burnished metal plate behind the stall-holder is no older than the one that fled Jedha’s destruction. His knees certainly don’t feel the weight of his lost time.

That first night is spent mostly sleepless, his back to a wall and head spinning with his circumstance. His hands feel too empty in his lap, missing the reassuring weight of his repeater canon like a lost limb. He can’t help but curse whatever power—the Force, his head whispers traitorously even as he growls it into silence—transported him here for not bringing his firepower with him. It would have made earning passage off Jakku easier.

Which is what he must do. Because if he’s here, the burning sands of Scarif already fading into memory, he must believe that somewhere out in this future galaxy, Chirrut is as well. And if nothing else in this new time is familiar, the need to find his way back to his husband very much is.

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He wakes to find a dusty, waif of a girl trying to pick his pockets. This goes about as well as expected. Even as he grabs her Baze feels a sharp pang of nostalgia for the streets of Jedha where the urchins knew well enough to avoid him, even if the worst they ever faced was a hot meal and Chirrut’s calm education on the difference between assassins and tourists. Not that he is much of either right now, out of time as he is.

The girl twists and hisses in his grip like a feral tooka and Baze has to work at making sure he doesn’t accidentally snap her toothpick of a wrist as he rises to his feet.

“Stop that,” he says mildly, not very surprised when that just gets him a feral growl and renewed thrashing. Baze rolls his eyes and lifts the girl into the air until she tires herself out. It doesn’t take long. The rags she’s wearing do nothing to hide the lack of meat on her bones.

“Are you finished?” he says after she goes limp, hanging like a particularly angular vine in his grip.

A second, and then finally a nod.

Baze lowers the creature to the ground and is unsurprised when she takes the opportunity to scarper. The kick to the groin however…

Baze groans as he slowly unfolds himself. The girl has disappeared into the growing rush of the early-morning market. Baze would curse her if he weren’t so very mildly impressed.

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Free Requests

Ok just to make it clear all of the start this was made by @live4love136 . I wanted to reblog the original one but could find it so again this belongs to @live4love136 and all credit should go to her for creating this.
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Ok now what I wanna do is basically train my art and I never did this so this is gonna be fun.

So I’m gonna take request from people to draw character games like MLC, Eldarya or Mystic Messenger; anime like Naruto, DB, Etc; series like Steven Universe, Star vs the forces of Evil, Etc; I may also take Oc’s to draw too.

Now some rules:
1. Plz be patient, I take time drawing and I also busy with personal life.
2. Don’t ask me to draw something more then 2, I wanna give everyone a chance.
3. I have to right to refuse to draw something I don’t want to or just don’t feel comfortable.
4. You have to send me a pic of your character, I will not draw someone only from a description.
5. I’ll be drawing sketches not full digital art so I can make for more people and don’t keep them waiting too much

Ok now if you want me to do something plz comment down below ^^

( @eldaryandy ; @redrose04 ; @sansurina ; @annamaru ; @queenusagiblog ;  @zilinyaineldarya if you guys are interested in one ^^)

Y’all: Raven is about to be the new “Head” to Bellamy’s “Heart”. They’re replacing Clarke. (sad crying emoji)

Me, an intellectual: JRoth said that “Bellamy needed to start finding a unity of both of those organs (head and heart) for lack of a better word. And that’s what he’ll do now. He’ll be forced to do that on some level without Clarke. And we’ll hopefully see him becoming a fully realized head and heart leader that I think he’s destined to become.”, which means that they don’t plan on replacing Clarke’s position as the “Head” with anyone and Bellamy will simply honor her legacy by learning to lead with his “Head and his Heart”. 

Also Me, an intellectual: This means that Clarke’s position as the “Head” in the Bellarke relationship is truly unshakable and if Clarke is not there, Bellamy will simply become the “Head” himself. (happy crying emoji).

Official important really cool yay notice

lmao i’m lame as fuck i’m sorry

but okay, for real rn, this blog will now write for the following fandoms:

  • mystic messenger
  • knb
  • haikyuu
  • nameless
  • ouran
  • cinderella phenomenon
  • one punch man
  • snk
  • boku no hero academia
  • oNE PIECE
  • nARUTO/BORUTO (actually i’ll put boruto on hold bcs i need to familiarize myself with the characters)

same rules apply. only one changes. i’ll answer the requests i see fit ok. i won’t force myself to write stuff that doesn’t inspire me. i’m sorry but that’s how it is. 

i may write random hcs/scenarios/drabbles from time to time without them being requested so yeah lol.

i’m a slut for angst. i suck at nsfw, i try tho (practice makes perfect, even for sin). fluff is good.

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MCM London May ‘17

Was another super fun one! I was in the Comic Village as usual, but this time I dressed up, just to participate in the fun a bit :D which was great - there’s nothing quite like security guards saying ‘may the force be with you’ as they usher you through a barrier ~!!

Thanks to everyone who came by and bought something, especially my returning customers - it’s always great to see people come back for more! I didn’t have anything new of note this show, but Paranormal Investigators #2 will be out soon - more on that later! My only other confirmed show so far this year is Thought Bubble, but I’m on the look out for a few more to do so I’m sure you’ll see me at other events!

Also, thanks to my little sis for minding my table at points over the weekend (if you spoke to a small Holtzmann, that was her), to @teahermitcomics (and Dean) for being fabulous company, and @naniiebimworks for some fabulous Star Wars chat <3 <3 <3

o coração cheio e apertadinho, suspiro. tenho saudades. por mais que neste momento me force a lembrar a última vez que me senti cheia de alguma coisa genuinamente boa, não consigo. é triste. é isto que me entristece e há dias em que se torna complicado, senão, impossível dissipá-lo para longe do meu pensamento - um pensamento deveras teimoso, devo dizê-lo. há dias em que se torna fácil enganar-me, fugir, passar entre os pingos da chuva e fingir que está tudo bem, que nada disto me incomoda mas hoje e infelizmente, não é um desses gloriosos dias. hoje está a ser complicado. hoje e mais do que nunca, está a ser complicado. saudades. volto a suspirar. tenho tantas saudades. o estômago às voltas, o coração a querer saltar-me pela boca, as mãos a tremerem não pela quantidade de cafés que bebo mas pelo nervosismo bom que outrora alguém me conseguiu provocar. já não sei o que é amor, negaria se dissesse que não tenho saudades mas opto por guardá-las para mim. guardo sempre tudo e dou por mim com o coração apertadinho mas sempre, sempre pelos motivos mais tristes. soubesse eu voltar a amar como um dia já amei. desculpa-te margarida, são só saudades

Since I was 19, I have never felt not 19. But I shave my face, and I look in the mirror, and I’m forced to say, “This is not a 19-year-old staring back at me.” Teaching here all these years, I’ve had to be very clear with myself, that even when I’m surrounded by 19-year-olds, and I may have felt 19, I’m not 19 anymore. You follow me? Nobody feels like an adult. It’s the world’s dirty secret.

anonymous asked:

I come in search of 'The Thing'. May I have it? ~ itsadealdearie (also, deepest apologies for my social awkwardness,, I mean well~)

You have met the most socially awkward person ever, it’s a pleasure. Now onward to The Thing, that is gonna make this an extra-awkward post.

WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.

HERE’S AN ARTIST’S RENDITION OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU, COURTESY OF VALOSCOPE:

NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME

ONE OF US.

WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.

HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.

LIKE AN ECLIPSE.

OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.

AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THERUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.

ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.

IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ARTTAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.

AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…

WE.

HAVE.

PORN.

NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVEALL THE PORN.

ALL OF IT.

EVERY KINK.

EVERY FANTASY.

EVERY POSITION.

FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, DAGGER!PORN, RAPTOR!PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.

AND SO YOU COME TO US AT THE EARLY STAGES OF THE RUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY EVENT, BECAUSE IT’S ALWAYS PORN SEASON IN OUR HEARTS AND PANTS.

I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FICTAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL. AND IF YOU WANNA HIT THE MOTHERLOAD OF RUMBELLE FANFICTION CHECK OUT THE RUMBELLE LIBRARY, RIPE WITH DECADENT FICS FOR YOUR PERUSAL.

IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE SEXYTIMES  MOMENTS: FLOOFAPALOOZA(FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD), THE RUMBELLE CHRISTMAS IN JULY (FOR THOSE LONG HIATUS MONTHS), THE MAY DAY MENAGERIE (BECAUSE OUR SMUT NEEDS MORE CREATURES IN IT), THE GREAT RUMBELLE BLOWOFF AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN. IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).

AND RIGHT NOW RUMBELLERS ARE GETTING READY FOR THE SKIN DEEP ANNIVERSARY (THIS SUNDAY!) WHERE WE CELEBRATE THE TRANSITION OF RUMPLESTILTSKIN FROM DARK ONE TO DORK ONE AND CONTINUE TO BE IN AWE OF BELLE’S POWERS. WE DO THAT BY HONOURING THE BOUNTIFUL FANFIC AND FANART HARVEST WITH THE T.E.A.s.

MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.

BUT IF YOU’RE ALL CAUGHT UP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THIS TUMBLR WHICH WILL HOLD PRECIOUS TREASURES SO YOU CAN SURVIVE THE SUMMER HIATUS WITH MOST OF YOUR SANITY INTACT.

WE AIM FOR REALISTIC GOALS HERE.

IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.

NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.

Welcome to the fandom, dearie.

anonymous asked:

Also can we not talk relogion, and if we do can we be accepting. Like I get enough of this from school, because I'm an atheist, but i know more about Christianity then most of the Christians at my school. I mean were INTPs were supost to be accepting of thing can we not do that? Like honesty if you dont agree with it deal with it.

Since when are we stereotyping people and saying that your personality type determines your actions? Your MBTI type describes your thought processes. It does not dictate the way you think. So, I may use dominant Ti and auxiliary Ne, but that doesn’t mean I have to say that everyone who disagrees with me is valid.

I believe in absolute truth. Which means that only one worldview can be correct. I also believe in free will, which means that you can choose your worldview. I have never tried once to force anyone to my way of thinking. But that does not mean that I can accept a worldview that leaves God out as a correct view of things. I think this should be pretty obvious. If I believe in God, then it follows that I have to think those who don’t believe in God are wrong in their way of thinking.

This doesn’t give me any excuse to treat someone who disagrees with me as less than I am. This doesn’t give me the right to mock them, belittle them, or try to force my views doen their throats. Such actions are condemned for Christians in the Bible. Instead, we’re commanded to do things with charity, or selfless love, and humility.

But being charitable and humble doesn’t mean we have to agree with you or be silent about our beliefs, especially when we’re asked. And that’s logic that even an INTP like me can
understand. If my view of things is right, then the kindest thing I can do is to tell you about it.

And I know that I am right about this. There are very few things that I, as an INTP, feel sure of. But I am sure of God, and sure that He loves me, and sure that He has a plan for my life. I might vacillate on every other area of life, but I can’t help but stand strong on that.

#christianity

anonymous asked:

hello!! may i request a ritsu/izumi fluff scenario if its alright? (and thank u for taking the time to write all of these!!! ur writing is so spectacular and reading ur stuff makes me so happy it really gives me the drive i need to work on my own stuff!)

awwwvfhfs thank you sm!!! im glad im (sort of??) motivating you, here’s some happy sappy ritsuizu 

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ETA: Updated, fully painted version here!

Happy Star Wars Day! Here’s a sketch of a Jedi!Finn costume based on this outfit of John’s, which literally made me gasp aloud because all that drapey swishy fabric just screams Jedi!

I’m in a film costume history class right now, so I got really excited thinking about all the materials and whatnot. The leather sleeve is of course from the mangled Dameron jacket, and maybe the belts are salvaged from that material too. The drapey grey over-piece would be more of a soft, woven, matte fabric. The inside would be kind of satiny and dark, but would seem understated and subtle until it catches light in a really pretty blue violet. Also, I gave him some form of shoes that aren’t boots since I imagine the poor guy is tired of wearing them by this point, lmao.

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This officer was fired after he didn’t shoot a black man in distress. Now he’s suing.

  • Stephen Mader, a former police officer in Weirton, West Virginia, is suing the city and local police department for firing him after he didn’t shoot a black man trying to commit suicide by cop.
  • In May 2016, Mader encountered Ronald Williams, a distressed African-American man whose girlfriend had called police to their Weirton home after Williams reportedly threatened to harm himself.
  • Williams was holding an unloaded gun and pleaded with Mader to “just shoot me,” according to the former officer’s lawsuit.
  • Mader, a veteran of the War in Afghanistan, said he relied on his training in the military, and attempted to de-escalate the situation and prevent any loss of life. But when two of Mader’s fellow officers joined him on the scene, one of them fatally shot Williams in the head.
  • The use of lethal force rattled the community, in light of the facts that Williams had apparently been experiencing a mental health crisis and that Mader, a white officer, had attempted to save the black man’s life. Mader was fired following the incident.
  • Mader’s lawsuit, filed in a U.S. District Court in West Virginia, alleges that the city violated his rights against unjust termination, his First and Fourteenth Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution and other rights under the Constitution of the State of West Virginia. Read more (5/10/17)

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ah_michaeljones: 

“Gather round, for Michael has a story to tell you. 

Recently, I once again found myself in an interesting position. An opportunity for me to try something new (career wise) presented itself and I had to ponder whether or not I would do it. I weighed the options, the pros and cons, the best and worst case scenarios. I decided that I would probably not perform well and instead of potentially embarrassing myself in a field that is more or less unknown to me, I passed on the opportunity. You would think that would be the end of it but it wasn’t. For some reason I couldn’t shake this odd feeling. Like I had done something wrong. Now many of you might say “Michael that’s crazy! You don’t care about anything!” Oh how wrong you are. It’s true I’ve become quite comfortable in front of the camera at Roosterteeth but this doesn’t apply to all walks of life. In these past few days, thinking of this offer I declined because I KNEW I would be no good, it reminded me of another time I thought that. In 2014 I had the amazing opportunity to audition for a role in the Funimation dub of Fairy Tail. This was a dream come true. I’ve always wanted to voice act ever since I was a kid. I printed out my lines and practiced for days and days but when the day of the audition finally came, I backed out. I told Lindsay that I wasn’t good enough and that I didn’t want to embarrass myself in front of these professionals who I had never met. She refused to let me. More or less forcing me into the car, she drove me 3 ½ hours to Dallas for the audition I KNEW I would fail. Well as you may know, I did go, I did audition, and I got the part. All because my wife believed in me when I didn’t. Pondering this, and where I’ve gotten so far in life by taking chances on the unknown, I changed my mind about this future opportunity. I won’t refuse to try. I won’t rely on someone else to push me to fulfill my dreams. I won’t stop taking chances. My point is this. Maybe I will fuck it up and make a total fool of myself, but maybe I won’t. Maybe it’ll be one of the greatest experiences of my life that I might never get a second chance at. Who knows? I won’t let the unknown stop me. Neither should you.”

anonymous asked:

Could you tell your uneducated followers, such as myself, some more about Ramadan? You're allowed to eat between sunset and sunrise, just not during the day? Are there rules about working during Ramadan if you have a job? Obviously some people can't take time off, but is it preferable to stay home with family? Do some countries, that you know of, recognize it as a holiday and give time off to Muslim citizens? Do you really fast everyday for the whole month!?

Sure. :)

From sunrise and sunset we can’t eat, drink, smoke or have sex. Obviously, if you live in a country with extremely long hours of sunlight it is a little different. 

You are allowed to go about your day as normal as possible. It is advisable to spend time with family and you should be focusing on strengthening your faith. 

Fasting is for those who are abled. 

If you are sick such as having the flu, have a health condition such a diabetes, old age, mental illness, being forced to do it against your will -‘compulsion’, experiencing intense hunger and/or thirst, you are travelling or you would face prosecution or experience fear due to fasting you may be exempt. People don’t fast while they are on their period (well, for good reason since that be incredibly uncomfortable), pregnant/breastfeeding (up to their discretion) and children are not required to fast (Some children do want try it out. I remember as a child I would get in the habit of fasting until midday as practice. Obviously it was not forced on me and I wanted to do it. Of course, parents need to be very watchful of their kids.)  

You can either make up the fasting days or if you have a long-term condition donate to charity. 

It is a festive time. We like to go out for special dinners, prepare special food and do more community activities. But most importantly the month is centred around helping the less fortunate. This is the time of year where we pay our yearly zakkat to the poor. A required amount of donations from your total earnings to someone in need. 

Fasting is suppose to teach patience, steadfastness and remind you of those who go hungry and thirsty. It is about controlling your desires. We do it the whole month- 29 or 30 days depending on the moon. 

Fasting shouldn’t be a distressing experience. For most people, fasting is relatively easy or just mildly uncomfortable. Most people report to feeling better during ramadan as it is good for the digestive system and lots of people actually gain weight surprisingly enough because they tend to have feasts at dinner. We eat two meals know as Suhoor in the morning and Iftaar at night. Water and dates are ‘sunnah’- Optional but a good habit- to have at both times as that is what the Prophet Muhammad (SA) use to do. 

Islam teaches that you must have a good breakfast before sunrise and that you break your fast as soon as it is sunset- it is forbidden to delay breaking your fast. It is not required to starve yourself at all. Healthy, abled people fast without any difficulties. It shouldn’t be at the cost of your health.

You are to prioritise your health and well-being. 

I live in Australia and nothing changes for me. I am not bothered by it because for me my life goes on as normal as fasting is not a difficulty. I went to a religious school for Primary School and High School so we had shorter days during ramadan. 

I am not aware of how it is practiced in Muslim countries. 

Thanks for your ask. Have a great day anon! 

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different endings for different universes– or, in Other words, me forcing myself to fit all the prompts for day 4 of gyjo week in one post

Day 4 (May 10th) - Post SBR / Alternate Ending / Injury

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“These are not the Star Wars/Zootopia AU artworks you’ve been waiting for.”

Did my Jedi Mind Trick work? 

Stu Hopps is Darth Vader. I even changed his lightsaber color from red to orange because… carrots. I’m a frickin’ genius. 😒 *gets attacked by ewoks*

Anyway, may the force be with you! ❤︎

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