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Marichat May Day 15 - Something Sweet

Chat offers to paint Marinette’s toes when she can’t quite reach far enough to do it well herself.

Rated G || 786 Words

Cross posted on Ao3 || FF

Paw Blob

It was a typical night, Marinette and Chat Noir doing separate things while enjoying just being in each other’s presence. Chat was playing a solo video game on Marinette’s computer while Marinette sat on her chaise to paint her nails.

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Marichat May: Day 25; Akumatized Chat Noir

Marinette hummed happily as she sat at her desk sewing her latest design a sun dress for her self to match the ones she made for her two girl friends. She would add the embroidery later.

She had the design all planned out already. Alya’s dress was shades of orange and white had little foxes and turtles around the hem. She gave the foxes a sly smile and the turtles a knowing exasperated look.  

J.J.’s dress was shades of brown and red with little wolves and crows on it. The foxes and turtles for Alya’s dress was her idea she just thought it suited her and when J.J. found out she had begged for wolves and crows to be on hers. 

J.J.’s hazel eyes which switched from green to brown to shades in-between had been a puppy dog brown at the time and she couldn’t say no to those eyes. (Why is it that the girl is older then Marinette herself but hardly ever acts it?) 

She had music playing in the background the latest album from Jagged Stone. While her main light was turned off she had various smaller lamps turned on around her room to see by including the one on her desk near her sewing machine. 

She hummed happily along with the newest song on not really paying attention to her surroundings so she didn’t notice when Tikki who had been watching over her shoulder suddenly disappeared. 

Nor did she realize that a cool breeze had drifted into her room from the previously closed hatch above her bed. that was now ajar allowing the cool night air in. She didn’t hear the soft thud of something big landing on her bed dropping down through the hatch.

She didn’t see the flash of white streak through her room from her loft. She didn’t notice the lights going out around her room. Gold flashed against black as the lights went out.

She let out a gleeful noise spinning in her chair holding up the put together dress in blue and pink. “Yay it’s done now to add the embroidery!! What do you think?” She calls to Tikki excitedly frowning when she didn’t see the little red kwami behind her like she had been or anywhere in her room to be exact. 

“Tikki?” She calls somewhat worriedly. She heard a soft whoosh sound and a dark chuckle and the lamp beside her desk went out. She spun around only to see nothing there. 

Another dark laugh and the lamp on her desk itself went out. It was completely dark no which scared her. “Tikki?”, She hesitated nervously turning around in circles looking for a little bit of red in the darkness, “Where are you?” 

“Hehehehe not here that’s where.“  A voice cackles evilly causing her to spin again only this time her clumsiness got the better of her and her dress that she still held in her arms got wrapped around her legs tripping her up. 

She shrieked as she started to tip backwards her arms flailing trying to prevent herself from falling. Only she didn’t fall. Someone caught her. Someone wearing white that stood out in the darkness and gold eyes that seemed to glow. 

“Falling for me already Princess?” The figure in white asks gold eyes dancing with an evil glint in them. “Chat?” Her voice trembled slightly unsure her head tilted back against his chest. Another laugh and one of the arms holding her let go reaching to turn on one of the lamps.

Just enough light spilled into their immediate area revealing Chat Noir standing in her room dressed completely in white his eyes gold behind his mask his normally blonde hair was now pitch black. His leather suit once black now a pure pristine white. 

She gulped stepping back as she spotted the white ring on his finger with a gold paw print on it and the purple bell around his neck. “Chat? Chat Noir?” She questions fearfully hoping against hope that her instincts were wrong. 

Her instincts were screaming to get away that that wasn’t the Chat she knew. “Not quite Princess.” He harshly chuckles again spinning her around and tilting her chin up so she could see him better. 

“It’s Chat Blanc now. White always did look far better on me don’t you think?” He smirks leaning down to drag his sharp teeth over the top of her ear nibbling on it slightly drawing her earring into his mouth to tease between his teeth. 

“Chat? You were akumatized? But why? What happened?” She questions desperately wishing to help him somehow while at the same time freaking out inside. Did he know she was Ladybug? Is that why he was playing with her earring? What happened to Tikki? 

“Not telling Princess.” He taunts releasing her ear to press a kiss to her nose. “Do you want this back or no?” He asks holding up one hand relieving something small and red in his hand. “Tikki!!” She cries reaching for her. 

“Sorry Princess but if you want this back you have to give me a kiss.And not just any kiss but a passionate kiss.” He smirks holding the kwami above her head. “So Princess what are you going to do?” 

Marinette was trembling by that point whether from fear or anger she wasn’t sure but she had to get Tikki back. “Fine! I’ll do it!!” She grits her teeth her bluebell eyes meeting his gold ones fiercely. 

Standing on tiptoe she threaded her fingers through his dark hair pulling his head down and pressing her lips against his own. He seemed taken back as she kissed him. 

A jingle interrupted the silence of the kiss as she yanked the bell off his suit smashing it to the floor. To her surprise no purple butterfly flew out. While the bell was in fact mangled the purple hue didn’t disappear nor did Chat change at all.

Well other then the red tinge his face had taken on and the hand that flew to his mouth. Confused she looked more closely at Chat noting that while his eyes were gold it was only the irises that were gold not the whites as well. 

Normally when he was transformed all of his eyes were green including the whites. And he hadn’t made any puns at all but that could be because he was akumatized but then why didn’t the bell break?

She looked down at her hand feeling something coating it noting the black staining it. She looked back up again at Chat as realization set in. “Your not Chat.” 

“I’m sorry Mari it’s not my fault she forced me into this!!” He cries suddenly his eyes begging for mercy as the main light was switched on over head and hysterical laughter could be heard from her loft. 

“Oh god you should have seen your face it was hilarious!!” J.J. laughs rolling around on her bed clutching her sides. Marinette looked up at J.J. before turning her attention back to Chat Blanc who half knelled before her asking for her to take pity on him. 

Reaching up she removed the mask from his face. It easily peeled off revealing a now familiar face despite the obvious change in eye color thanks to colored contacts and hair thanks to dye. “Adrien?!” 

She was in shock. She quickly plucked the kwami out of his hands in a panic. Only it wasn’t her kwami. It was a stuffed doll made to look almost identical to Tikki. Down to the very last detail. 

She looked at the doll and looked back up at Adrien and J.J. who seemed to find this extremely hilarious. “I’m so glad I got that on video. I’m so sending this to Alya.” She cries sitting up on the bed to do just that. 

“A trick? It was all a trick?” At first she sounded kind of lost but then her anger grew and her face turned red. “I’m sorry Marinette she made me do it!! She insisted I would make a great akumatized Chat Noir!! I couldn’t say no!! Not to those puppy dog eyes!!” 

Adrien cries backing away arms up in defense as his small friend marched towards him. “She was going on and on about me being a Ladybug fan and when I argued that Alya was a huge fan too she said it didn’t count and somehow we got on the topic of whether or not you were a Ladybug fan or A chat Noir fan and she insisted that you were a huge Chat fan and it then somehow turned into testing how much of a fan you were and she came up with this idea and even dragged Corvus into it and I couldn’t say no and now you’re mad and I’M SOOOO SORRY!!!” Adrien babbles out all at once screeching the last part

“Corvus?” Marinette turns to search her room spying the Crow super hero leaning against the wall arms crossed over his chest the light switch right beside him. “Sorry Mikki. She offered me something I can’t refuse.” That explained how the lights were all turned off. A black suit in the darkness blended in better then the fake white one Adrien wore. 

“I bribed him with a kiss!” J.J. singsonged happily sliding down from the loft. “You..!!” Marinette all but growled her eyes focusing on her friend. “You were the one behind all this!! It was your idea!!” 

Adrien backed away from Marinette scooting closer to the open trap door leading to the rest of her house that Corvus had opened to make an escape easier. J.J. slide towards it as well picking up on just how angry her friend was.

“You are so going to die!!” Marinette shrieks chasing all three down the stairs and through the house causing her parents to sleepily open their door to come check what was going on watching in sleepy eyed wonder as their petite daughter chased her two friends and one superhero out of the house screaming and threatening them the entire way. 

Above in her bedroom three kwamis floated in the now empty room giggling and laughing. A perfectly fine Tikki an over exited Accalia who couldn’t stay still her tail wagging a mile a minute and a smirking Plagg. “My kit really does make a pretty good akuma don’t you think?” “I can’t believe he kissed her!!” Tikki giggles excitedly. “Did you see his face afterwards? Priceless!” Accalia howls causing all three kwamis to erupt into a fit of giggles as their miraculous holders woke up the all of Paris with their shrieks and laughter while racing down the streets. 

agenderraskel  asked:

What do you think of JARVIS? Can he get inside your arm? Has he ever done so? Are you ever concerned about him taking over the world?

i like jarvis. hes everything nickel science fiction novels promised back when i was a kid.

 jarvis–and anyone else for that matter–cant get inside my arm because my arm has no ability to transmit or receive data, except for an internal data port under the armor plates which has to be accessed with a unique cable. so if you can get at it and you have the necessary equipment you can mess with my arm, but it’s impossible to hack while im out doing stuff. 

not that tony or i told anyone that for the first few months. i managed to knock steves glass out of his hands four times, throw things at clint six times, and smack sam upside the head twice before they realized that my arm was not being remotely controlled by ‘the evil Dr Dextrous.’ 

im not concerned about jarvis taking over the world because probably hed be a lot better at keeping things running smoothly that current management. jarvis has managed to keep tony stark mostly alive without actually having hands for like. several decades now. which probably qualifies him for sainthood, or at least a really nice retirement package. i figure after all that chaos managing a few billion non-geniuses without access to flying tanks is basically a cakewalk. 

but since jarvis has more sense than–well. basically any avenger–he knows that taking over the world would be way more stress than its worth.
jarvis is smart like that.

Canon vs Fanon

Fanon Chat Noir: I am so lonely, so lost, so broken. My only comforts are the dark nights of Paris and the blue eyes of M'lady

Canon Chat Noir: WHO WANTS TO SEE ME CHUG THIS ENTIRE BOTTLE OF ROOT BEER?!!

TV Shows

Week Ending May 8th, 2017

  1. Skam
  2. Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir
  3. Steven Universe +3
  4. Voltron: Legendary Defender −1
  5. Riverdale +4
  6. Samurai Jack −2
  7. Supergirl −2
  8. 13 Reasons Why −1
  9. Supernatural −1
  10. Dear White People +1
  11. Brooklyn Nine-Nine +2
  12. RuPaul’s Drag Race −2
  13. The 100 +1
  14. Doctor Who −2
  15. Once Upon a Time +4
  16. Star vs. the Forces of Evil −1
  17. Pretty Little Liars −1
  18. American Gods
  19. Big Brother Canada +1
  20. The Flash

The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.

Originally posted by entree-humain

Happy Birthday @ryuusadesu!


Continuing what you mentioned before…
Once Chat Noir arrived to wish Marinette a happy birthday, it was clear that having a friend who is the daughter of bakers has its benefits. Although he would definitely want to visit her for other reasons too.
~Something sweet (¬‿¬)~

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Fanon Homestuck characters i experienced in fics over the years because i Love being in Pain: Beta kid Edition

JOHN: blank slate?? John “Can Be Whoever U Want” Egbert. sleeps with a nic cage bodypillow…..  uses :B a lot? Hello Naughty Children Its Nonstop Mean Pranks Time i hope u like ur hair dyed pink and half shaved

JADE: infomercial voice: Ever Needed an unnecessary antagonist to ur Dave x (character/reader insert) ship but didnt want to create a whole new character? Try Jade Harley for the low low price of $stop

ROSE: summons the power of every lovecraftian monstrosity to empower her ability to be ur wing-man in the up and coming ship of the fic. at exactly 12 midnight EST on a blue moon, during the Lost 29th Day of February, she may mention the tales of a wandering cryptid by the name of Kanaya then u will unlock her quest chain to later unlock this vampire to be a new playable character and gain an achievement

DAVE: 2 ¾ cups of all purpose Personality. 1 teaspoon of irony. ½ cup of apple juice. 2 eggs. 2 cups of white sugar. 1 ¼ cups of All I Do Is DJ. Then pour into a blender and sprinkle in 4 pounds of Popular Highschool Boy Tropes, force the lid closed, turn it on and pray

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repost
A bit late, but
MariChat May Day 19 - Identity Reveal In which a night of stargazing leads to a morning of an accidental reveals
NOTE: I reposted it just for a ?more aesthetically pleasing format (/•~•)/

So let me get this straight

This is fine

This is fine

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This is fine

This is fine

This is fine

This is fine

This is fine

This is fine

But these are bad

Here’s the thing, any gender can be sexualized. So when criticizing the way a character dresses, don’t let your personal thoughts interfere, try to be objective.

Marichat May Day 10 - ‘What if?’

“What if I was Adrien Agreste,” had been resting on the tip of Chat’s tongue for a while. When he finally voiced the question, Marinette’s answer was not one he’d been expecting.

Rated T || 786 Words

Cross posted on Ao3 || FF

I’d Probably Jump You

“Hey Princess, what if I told you I was Adrien Agreste?” Chat had been wondering for a while what would happen if he told Marinette who he really was. Would she finally talk to him as Adrien? Would she ask Chat to stop coming over? He was hoping it was the former.

“Honestly, I’d probably jump you.” She said it so simply with a little shoulder shrug that Chat couldn’t fully comprehend what she meant. She hadn’t even stopped working on her homework.

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