may flights of angels sing him to his rest

anonymous asked:

Pt3 I showed her a pic of MH in full Trash Fire Jesus mode. She was Into It, and seemed mildly regretful that she utterly lost contact with him. They didn't end up dating seriously, says she, because when she was 10 years old she met a "quiet, uptight nerd"(my dad) and decided to troll him for the rest of their lives, and she had started to realize that would be more convenient if she married him. Then she wondered if the new beard hindered or enchanced the use of his mouth. Farewell.

FAREWELL, GENTLE ANON, AND MAY FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST