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Psa: Jeans that fit the booty

People, if you happen to have an althetic body like me (ie. Big butt and thighs, smaller waist) and struggle to find jeans that don’t have something lacking, I have the jeans for you!

American Eagle outfitters 360° flex and flex 4 are the most comfy jeans that have graced my thights. They fit the waist, the booty, have REAL pockets, and pass the squat test (I can even kick over a person’s head in them 😭, happy tears don’t worry)

How did I find these unicorn Jeans?

I accidentally bought men’s jeans at a goodwill shop. I didn’t even realize until later. I was bragging to my brother about having pockets and then it hit me, women’s pants don’t have real pockets. A quick Google and confirmation. I was wearing men’s pants and GDI they looked good on me.

I only have two complaints.

  1. The pockets are a tad low (like 1-2 cm) for the ultimate pocket to booty raito (but that can be fixed with a bigger booty, yay squats!)
  2. The ankle end of the jeans aren’t fitted. 3 things to resolve that: cuff them, wear boots, or sew them.

Other than that…go forth and enjoy jeans you can move in!!!

tl:dr - AE 360° flex and flex 4 jeans are the ultimate “holy smokes, I can move without ripping my pants” jeans. Good for big butts/thighs without leaving a huge waist gap. Bless

…i couldn’t resist making this haha

Made these based off of some clips from @bext-k‘s roles in The Killing and House of Lies! (Also the extra clip from the beginning was a video I found from here.)

a restful home.

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“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited, and that eventually all of us will end up underneath some sheet, never to wake up. And yet it is always a surprise when it happens to someone we know. It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down, through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise as you try and readjust the way you thought of things.”

― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

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The Batman Rogues as Spongebob Quotes

Scarecrow: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

Riddler: You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Killer Croc: Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells…smelly

Two-Face: Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!

Penguin: Hmm, a five letter word for happiness…money!

Mad Hatter: So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?…I think.

Catwoman: Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery…Now that I think about it she’s also very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace or Majesty…or Debbie.

Poison Ivy: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Harley Quinn:  See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

The Joker: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!

Mr. Freeze: I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos!

Firefly: You know, if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would be just okay.

Man-Bat: Yeah, uhh, we’re with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

Clayface: This isn’t me millionth dollar, this is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick!

Bane: I was a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now, I’m a jerk and everybody loves me! So order now, wimp!

concept: keith finding and adopting a black kitten with a white tuft of fur on its forehead while shiro’s away and naming it after him 

when shiro gets back he’s ridiculously endeared by this but he’s also like “keith. if you wanted to name a kitten after me you could’ve named him tacatshi.” and keith just 

stares into the camera 

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A David-Ruffling-His-Hair collection (Part One)

[ link to Part Two ]
[ link to Tenth Doctor Before/After Ruffles post ]

The only summary of Battle City you’ll ever need, even if it’s a tad bit inaccurate