Introducing The All-New Scooby-Doo Magic Curtain™!
Ladies and gentlemen! Children of all ages! Come one, come all, and gaze in gazemazement at the Scooby-Doo Magic Curtain™!
Though at first, it may only appear to be a blue curtain…
…at any second, it can turn into a red one! You shan’t believe your own eyes!
And lest you think for a second it is merely a one-trick pony…
…it can change blue again once more, and then change the color of a neighboring curtain as well! Truly, the wonders never cease!
All-New Scooby-Doo Magic Curtain™, only 4 payments of $37.99. Additional colors sold separately. Not available for sale in non-cartoon universes. May contain traces of hiding dogs. Ask your doctor if Scooby-Doo Magic Curtain™ is right for you.