may all your bagels burn

  • Customer: This bagel isn't brown all the way through. There's a patch of white right here. *points at a spot the size of a pinky-print* This service is terrible! You should know how I like my bagels by now.
  • Me: I'm sorry, sir, I'll run that through again.
  • Customer: Don't apologize. That apology was dry. DRY.
  • Me: .............................................................. (Just got back from a family funeral the day before and was so emotionally drained that I'd broken down twice in the back room) Ah.
  • Customer: You're disgusting.