“Ten Little Soldier Boys went out to dine; One choked his little self and then there were nine.
Nine Little Soldier Boys stayed up very late; One overslept himself and then there were eight.
Eight Little Soldier Boys travelling in Devon; One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.
Seven Little Soldier Boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
Six Little Soldier Boys playing with a hive; A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.
Five Little Soldier Boys going in for law; One got in Chancery and then there were four.
Four Little Soldier Boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
Three Little Soldier Boys walking in the zoo; A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
Two Little Soldier Boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up and then there was One.
One Little Soldier Boy left all alone; He went and hanged himself and then there were none.”
• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, • get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours • get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds Juno's hacker and romcom secretary whose name I'm forgetting (penumbra podcast) Chloe Turner (the bright sessions) Antigone Fun if you listen to Wooden Overcoats, or alternatively Alana Maxwell (wolf 359)