maxin' relaxin'

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The city of Insomnia, born and raised
In the palace is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin’ out, maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool and
hangin’ out with Prompto outside the school.

When a shady-lookin’ guy, who was up to no good,
was talkin’ to the king like the Nifs would,
he made one little threat and my dad got scared. He said,
“You’re leaving with Gladio and Ignis out of here.”

I walked to the Regalia and when it came near,
The license plate said "Insomnia” and had dice in the mirror.
If anything, I could say that this car was fine
But I thought, “Eh, whatever. Yo Specs, to Duscae.”

We pulled up to the camp about 9 or 10
And I said to Gladio, “Really? Camp again?”
I look at campsite. I know what it means.
I have to sit in this chair and eat the fucking beans.

boyfriend | baekhyun

Originally posted by hunholic94

how he’d treat you:

  • has so many nicknames for you
  • makes faces at you all the time
  • will do literally anything to make u laugh cos he loves it
  • pokes ur waist a lot
  • and tickles you
  • winks at you a lot …or at least tries to
  • makes a lot of loud noises just cos it means u look at him
  • softly sings love songs when ur both chilling out maxin relaxin all cool shootin some b-ball outside of school
  • loves you so much he can’t go 5 minutes without u
  • thinks about u all the time
  • BOYFRIEND SELFIES!!!

affection:

  • vEry touchy!!! all the time!!! everywhere!!!! 
  • squishes your cheeks a lot cos ur really cute to him
  • then he’ll kiss ur pout
  • kisses ur ears and neck but innocently
  • enjoys sitting on the floor with your legs over his shoulders
  • likes laying on top of u and nuzzling you 
  • this isn’t touchy affection but he’d look at you as if youre the most precious blessing ever
  • hangs off you a lot, like will wrap his arms around your arm and just….dangle

the naughty naughty:

  • all you sucka mc’s aint got nothing on me edward cullen lovin hoes this is for u
  • would honestly bite and suck and lick everything
  • leaves a lot of marks
  • rubs u all over
  • FINGERS
  • in ur mouth 
  • in ur puh
  • in HIS mouth 
  • deep sighs and hitching of breath not to ruin the mood but u know the “oh ah” he does before saying kkaebsong
  • kisses u while hes in you
  • prefers u on top cos he can grab ur butt and see all of u
  • spanking? probs 
  • also face in the pillow ass where the window blows jus saying

minseok/xiumin | junmyeon/suho | yixing/lay | jongdae/chen | chanyeol | kyungsoo/d.o | jongin/kai | sehun

When people hear the fresh prince of bel air theme thne
  • Normal people : awe, I loved this show, the song is brilliant
  • Me : IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RIASED, ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS, JUST CHILLIN OUT MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED SHE SAID 'YOU MOVIN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELL AIR
  • Me: *out of breath* phew don't you just love it
the one I want

Finished for Sterekweek ‘17 Days Four and Five: Mates and Lyrics&Quotes, though it was originally started for Solstice, the Sterek charity zine! Check it out, preorders start in November and you don’t want to miss that!

I ended up submitting another fic for the zine, so now you get to enjoy 2.1k of a soulmate AU with soulsongs!


We’re soaring, flying, there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach…

“If we’re trying, so we’re breaking free,” Derek sings under his breath while brushing his teeth and chokes on his toothpaste when Laura suddenly speaks up behind him:

“High School Musical? Really, little bro?”

“Shut up, Laura,” Derek croaks and slams the door in her face.

His soulmate is either a twelve year old girl or hates him. They’ve been singing nothing but High School Musical for days and Derek is going out of his mind. Sure, his mum gets misty eyed whenever he starts singing, talking about “soul songs” and how lucky he is to have a soulmate close enough to hear his heart song, but Derek has some serious doubts about this soulmate business if it makes him belt out Get’cha Head in the Game in the middle of the basketball court. How strong the urge is to sing along with your soulmate out loud supposedly depends on how close you are to them, but Derek couldn’t find anyone who looked like they were currently singing High School Musical in the crowd, so not even embarrassing himself in front of most of the school got him any closer to finding out who his soulmate is.

Derek wants to find them so he can wring their neck, not because he’s “secretly a romantic marshmallow at heart”, no matter what Laura says.

Until he can get his revenge in person, though, he’s going to put on some speed metal on the way to school and yell along in the car. If there’s any good in the world his soulmate will be taking the bus to school and be forced to screech along with him.

Derek never claimed to be a good person and he’s getting really fed up with High School Musical.

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Fresh Prince of Altea

(Lance voice)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
To lay it on ya
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a planet called Altea

In the island of Cuba born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
But then a guy named Keith who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the next thing I knew
I’m in the middle of a space war with a lion named Blue

The fresh queen of Terrasen

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, go grab a pen
I’ll tell you how I became the queen of a place called Terrasen

In Orynth Palace born and raised
With my cousin is how I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin relaxin so rad,
And all burnin down libraries which made the scholars mad

Then this king comes around and he fills us with dread,
Started killing parents, makes the sovereign dead,
I got away from the place and Arrobyn finds me
He said “Your name’s now Sardothien, I’ll kill you if you flee.”

I begged and pleaded with him, day after day,
But he made me break my fingers on a big door frame.
He killed my boyfriend and then he sent me to jail,
“My name is Celaena Sardothien and I won’t be afraid”

In the glass Castle, yo, this is beastly,
Killin other dudes so I can be free
Fell in love with Chaol but he killed my friend
Then, me to Wendlyn, the king sent

I met my mate, Rowan, and when he came near,
I felt nothing because my will to live had disappeared
We got better, back to Adarlan, cousin “sup”
I freed Dorian, together, we fucked the king’s shit up

Loads of other shit happened, I got locked in a box
But I got out, (right, Sarah?) now, back to my hawk
I looked at my throne, I was back again
To sit on my throne as the queen of Terrasen

now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a small town bell-air. in west philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, “I might as well kick it.” First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain’t trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, “nah, forget it” – “Yo home to bell-air” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, “yo home smell ya later” I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air