#jason smelling like broom polish he’s probably the biggest nerd about keeping all of his wizarding equipment clean @lililibat

absolutely. it probably makes sense to other quidditch fanatics (percy and reyna and leo, for example) but then you’ve got the less interested in quidditch folk who are shaking their heads as he brings out shit like TROLL WAX: MAXIMUM WATER PROTECTION FOR YOUR BROOM.  

like. annabeth instantly going “oh for god’s sake, it’s a flying stick. do you NEED to spend this much money and time shining it up?”

[jason clutches his heart and looks v. offended]

Stuck at work for another 5 hours. Bought “The Martian” book… Best read I’ve had so far and I’m only a few pages in. So throughout these five hours, I’m going to start quoting the funniest lines I find in this book. Starting with:

“Also, I’ll lose half a liter of water per day to breathing until the humidity in the Hab reaches its maximum and water starts condensing on every surface. Then I’ll be licking the walls. Yay.”


“Everyone on the mission had two specialties. I’m a botanist and a mechanical engineer; basically, the mission’s fix-it man who played with plants.”