So like, 5-6 years ago, I used to be on this Maximum Ride website. I blogged and talked to people a lot. I loved that site. Until my parents made me delete my account and my email. And started monitoring my laptop.
But there was this girl. She had short, brown hair. And her name was Alice. Her email was vampire something. She was also a lesbian, and I was on this site repeating a lot of the homophobic shit I’d learned from my parents. And she was really patient with me and I may have never thought about questioning my parents’ beliefs if I hadn’t talked to her.
I still think about her once in a while. I hope she’s doing ok.
Also, Alice, if you’re reading this, it turns out I love girls. A LOT.
So, I was at @miss-adaarable‘s for a couple of days and because the weather got really frikking cold while I was away, I returned to find my pipes frozen solid, and blocks of ice in the toilet. My house has no central heating, and I’m on my own with a ferret at the moment as @an-avaar-skald-and-bearsark is offshore for work. I have space/propane heaters and a fire going, trying to defrost everything, but in the meantime I need to get some emergency funds in case I need to hire a plumber or get a lot of firewood or an extra space/propane heater, as this is money I do not have.
I’m taking writing commissions!
$1 per 100 words. Ie, if I write 100 words, you pay $1. If I write 800 words, you pay $8. If I write more than you pay for, of my own choice, you will not be charged extra. I will never write less than you pay for.
Guaranteed completed within 24 hours, unless you want something which is more than 5,000 words long in which case it might take a little bit longer.
I can write: Fanfiction (ask me about fandoms*) or Original Fiction (contact me with more details), Some Smut/kink, Some Violence I cannot write: Hardcore Smut, Graphic Violence
If you’re interested in commissioning me, please send me an email at email@example.com.
SIGNAL BOOSTS ARE REQUESTED AND GREATLY APPRECIATED.
* Fandoms I’ve written before/know well enough to write: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Merlin, Dragon Age, M*A*S*H, Sherlock, Harry Potter, DC Comics, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Comics, Firefly, Dr Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog, Maximum Ride, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, Welcome to Night Vale, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls. Feel free to ask me about other fandoms, especially ones you’ve seen me reblog.