Here are our two favourite denizens of disaster in all black everything, featuring an aggressive yet cordial stance.
ON HIM: Leather trench, polo shirt, wide leather belt, combat Tims, smirk.
ON HER: A flared longline trench with full multiple-button maxi skirt, kicky lace-up shoes, a button-up shirt and the added punch of arms akimbo.
ON BOTH: Long coats are sure to protect against the menace of solar flares.
Who better to save us from the triple threat of a full moon, on Friday the 13th, while Mercury is in retrograde?