max in real life

“Amethyst ?”
“Yeah P ?”
“You know you’re my partner in time right ?”
“..heh, as long as you’re my partner in crime~

Day 2: Crossover
Life is Strange
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Mallory and Mark Kensington were two star struck lovers who had been married for 12 years. Mallory was a commercial airline pilot and Mark was the captain of a nuclear submarine. They were both very responsible with their money, lived simply, had no children, and no vices. The only exception to their frugality was their dog Max whom they doted on at every possible occasion. Unfortunately for Max, fate had terrible plans in store for him. One dark August day, Mallory and Mark were both at their respective jobs and in a cruel twist of fate suffered major mechanical failures at the same time. In a million to one oddity, they both perished in the astonishing first-of-its-kind airplane/submarine accident.

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A Cryptid in my Neighborhood????

Hey there you guys. So something a little weird happened this morning, and I’ve been aching to tell someone.

So I wait at the bus stop with my sister every morning. Everything’s been normal up until around last week, when the weather started getting warmer. I started to notice that at 7 AM, every morning, I would look down the street and a cat would make its way quickly from behind a house, trot across the street and keep on going into another yard. Same path every time.

So I lean over to my sister and I say all hushed, “Same cat every morning. Same time. Isn’t that weird?” And I look back over to the Cat.

It has halted its daily regiment to stop dead and turn its head towards me.

The Cat does not move.

I cannot see its face.

I’m not sure if it was just the light. I’m not sure if it was turned the other way. I knew I could feel it looking at me though I could see no eyes.

I turn to my sister, getting kind of nervous, and I say, “Is it looking at me?” My sister shrugs. I look back and The Cat is crossing my lawn. It’s crossing my neighbor’s lawn.

I think something’s going on. Was It drawn out because of the heat? Where is It going? Can It hear me? For reference, I drew out what I saw.

I think something’s going on in my little town. I think I’m gonna call this series “Cryptids of Coalition County”. I’ll report any new findings to you as soon as I can. We can call The Cat specimen number one.

Thank you for reading, my dear friend. I’ll hope you’ll join me in my journey. That is, if I have much time left. Do I already know too much?


Life is Gay

Edit: Okay had 2 change the caption bc people were taking it the wrong way?? I dont hate gay people my two favorite characters are gay so like?? Dont say someth abt it if u dont look at the rest of my page guys!

jordanflin97  asked:

Ok I haven't played the game yet really want to though. I watched Jacksepticeyes play threw and I got hooked on it. So my question to you is this. Would/did you sacrifice chloe. If so why if not (good choice) I wouldn't sacrifice her even if I knew I could go back. I would sacrifice arcadia bay instead

Well… Truth is that I sacrificed Chloe the first time I played. I thought I shouldn’t kill a whole town just for one person and the truth is that I was really, really WRONG.

Of course, I regretted it the second after I made my choice and I re-started the game again and changed some of my decisions and the ending too.

It’s Max’s destiny to save Chloe. Her power starts when she first saved her. Max feels really alone before Chloe shows up again so I think Max would really sacrifice the whole town. In fact, she is saying it before we have to choose:

- I always wanted my life to be an adventure, but not without you.

- You’re my number one priority now.

- I won’t trade you.

Yes, we are the players, but we can’t forget that we are playing as a character. I didn’t think my choice very well, I should’ve known that Max is only happy when Chloe is with her. 

Bae over Bay

Originally posted by leontheripper

Camp Camp characters as quotes from a list my friend made (yes, real life people said these things)

Max: “I may be bitter… dare I say angry.”

Nikki: “Now you just need a chainsaw.”

Neil: “Can I go get some H20?”

Gwen: “I didn’t mean to sound depressed.”

David: “Honestly my dad is so forgetful… honestly my dad forgot to come home.”

Nerris: “I’m traveling to the outside lands.”

Nurf: “I recommend punching him in the throat.”

Space kid: “What if eyes had yolks?”

Preston: “Mr. [TEACHER] I’m being harassed.”

Harrison: “Don’t sass me or I’ll glue your lips together.”

Ered: “I gave myself scoliosis.”

Dolph: “DEAR SATAN–”

Jasper: “I’m stupid but I’m not gonna drink lotion.”

Daniel: “My juices are flowing and I need to lay them upon you.”

Cameron: “Where can I dispose of my sins?”

The best part of teaching martial arts to children is getting to say Fury road lines
  • <p> Child: I bumped my toe, and now it hurts.</br><p/><b>Me:</b> In here everything hurts.</p><p/><b><p></b> Children doing relatively complex exercise: This is too hard. Wah! It's impossible.<br><p/><b>Me:</b> You wanna get through this? Do as I say.</p><p/><b><p></b> Children: Can we have a water break?<br><p/><b>Me:</b> Do not my friends become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent it's lack.</p><p/><b><p></b> Child: I hope we get to break boards today.</br><p/><b>Me:</b> You know, hope is a mistake.</p><p/></p>